In the future the food is really good idk #Aliens

Drawing is so much easier when you have no intention of finishing what you started.

It's the start of the year, so I should be super productive and energised. It's also Summer so I'm too hot to concentrate on anything creative. Also too hot to be lazy and sit outside reading manga, which right now is the only other thing I do.

Frankie Foster

Okay, but, like, what if Season 40 of the Simpsons opens with Homer being told one of the random characters he met in the past forty seasons was killed just days after they parted ways, and the whole season is an intricate murder mystery requiring knowledge of EVERY SINGLE SEASON to understand?

The Master of Zaftyg approves this message.

Let's Crush. #ApeEscape Aki is unique as mission control goes, giving out her instructions and game tips less as a scientist and more like an aunt who's very enthusiastic about the dumb make-believe game her niece and nephew made up, but maybe doesn't QUITE get it.

I don't often meme but when I do it's been dead for some time

cw: vore | internals \\\\\\ Ragatha and Pomni perfected the game of hide-and-seek ultra violent edition, but not without many (many) trials and errors. Includes non-internal alt. | shared early at patreon.com/sylli |

With Season 2 of #OnePiece finally in walking distance, I just want us all to remember what a delightful surprise the first season turned out to be, and how it had always made huge changes to the source. Even if it's a misire from here, I don't want us to forget that.

Me, once upon a time: Making sandcastles is too hard! When I'm all big and growed up I'll make the best big sandcastles ever! Me, Today: Fucking told you.

Physical media is important because if I lose my memory I will already have the best movies ever made (Good Burger, Hot Fuzz, Men In Black II, etc) ready to go and I can see them for the first time again. This is a good outcome with no downsides.

Gee whiz I love when my day off before a blisteringly hot week is spent in a funk, unable to concentrate on anything worth doing.

Go ahead and consume the financial bear, Elora. Make the people happy.

#bellystuffing Commission: That just brings more questions than answers.

Bluesky has this odd thing where it won't show that I have notifications until I've been on for a few minutes, even if I'm looking right at a comment on my post. Funky.

Let's Crush. #Pokemon You gotta hand it to someone who alternates between living in a submarine and a hot air balloon and still manages to keep their hair looking like that. Hey Go, I know you like toxic women, but could you not crush on one who literally specializes in Poison types?

Wish I could take my girl to the drive-in picture theater to squeal at giant spider puppets and spill our popcorn everywhere, but alas it cannot be so. First off, need a girl.

The really truly amazing thing about human creativity is that you realy could just remix a million variants of Princess Peach and, if you push em' hard enough, get a million completely distinct characters.

cw: vore | internal \\\\\\\\\\ Ideal movie night with Harley. Intruder notwithstanding. | shared early at patreon.com/sylli |

It's probably obvious, but I'm not uploading my stuff in the order I drew it, which is leading to (to me) some hilarious dips in quality. For reference, the Craving Control pic was done days before uploading, the Daxter pic was finished ealy June.

Okay I am a little curious about the sheer quantity of Grinch content this year.

hope none of those were alive

So, haha, turns out, and this is funny to me, turns out I don't really know how to draw food. I mean, you'd THINK, right?

Y'all played Daxter?

I've matured a lot, but every now I have to whack my inner whiny nerd with a newspaper when he sees my friends talking about how much they love a series I don't gel with. Ssssh. Not now.

Maybe I'm missing the full context of the scene, but people like to point to this page as criticism of villains drawing the line at racism. The Joker of all people should not have standards. The Joker of all people should not have The Joker of all people The Joker The Joke. It's literally his name.

Let's Crush. #CravingControl Whooooh, where to begin with Lalia. She's a college student who loves to eat. Her webcomic saw constant delays, dropped any attempt at telling a real story, and would abruptly end with no resolution. She's a legend and I won't hear a word against her.

On the one hand it took me too long to realize Arcade Quest would teach me how to play, on the other hand I commend Tekken's commitment to being a little weird about everything.

What series didn't FALL OFF necessarily, but changed course from what you were vibing with? I remember actually the first couple' volumes of Bleach when it was about hunting Hollows in suburbia.

I have had pizza four, technically six times this month and I don't know how the Ninja Turtles do this with complete enthusiasm every time.

Between you and me I'm really glad the Craving Control pic did well. I was expecting a better reaction from the Luann pic, and if Lalia won't do the trick I don't know what will.

Some of you may know Lalia. Some of you may not. I think you can all tell in one look, though, whether you want to invite her for Thanksgiving this year.

Is there any valuable applications for objectively poor time management? I feel like it's a skill I could really monetize.

It's been long enough, we sincerely have to bring back this kind of flourish and style back to our tech. We've pushed what the specs can do so far I think we can afford to focus on visual flair again for a while.

Meet Layla! The regular delivery girl for Planet Sized Comics! An Amazonian woman with a (huge) belly fetish. She knows nothing about comics or nerd culture but every time she makes a delivery to Jess is the best day for her. Art from @ndnode.bsky.social

The only thing worse than discovering your childhood favorites actually sucked is discovering they were exactly as good as you remember and indeed they just don't make them like that anymore.

Let's Crush #Digimon I'm just saying, if I met a girl who dressed like this, took her back to my place, and she pulled off her coat and that was underneath, it would not necessarily be a deal breaker.

I'm not sour or anything, I am just a little shocked the Luanne pic got such a small reaction compared with most of my other stuff. Even if no one else is impressed with the shading I thought the Goosebumps cover would at least draw everyone's eye.

I keep drawing fugly failure faces as practice, then getting it right on the mark when I'm drawing for real.

There are in fact men in Gluttony Rules.

Courtney Meals?! I mean Gears....

1997. I'm watching the Pokemon anime. Its wacky writing yet earnest sense of adventure enthralls me. 2011. I rewatch the Pokemon anime, laughing at its bad dubbing and nonsensical writing. 2025. I'm watching the Pokemon anime. Its wacky writing yet earnest sense of adventure enthralls me.

She's not okay, dad.

Everyone has their limits. I am no exception to that. I know I cannot defeat Mighty John in single combat, and every day I am thankful he is a gentle soul who will never make me try.

Let's Crush. #Spider-Man Shout out to my girl Anna Maria, dated Doc Ock wearing a Peter Parker suit, kidnapped at least once, had her heart broken in the most absurd way imaginable, had to watch Peter make out with some girl he just met, and still has not used her genius to become a supervillain.

I sometimes worry about being very one-note and obsessive with characters I crush on and wonder if I shouldn't mention them when the chance arises. Then I see how my friends go crazy for their own Helluva Bosses and Anime Girls, so anyway here's Irma.

Been practicing a lot of little things. Time to put them together into a finished piece, right? Right?

Commission! Pandora's Morning Massage