I will never forgive those of you who didn’t see Dungeons and Dragons at the cinema, because WHERE IS MY SEQUEL???

“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.” Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻

“Doomsday will focus on the rivalry between Steve Rogers and Doom.” What fucking rivalry? Doom isn’t intimidated by Steve. The only rivalry is Doom and Reed, you absolute melons.

So, have you ever remembered after nearly a month and a half that you have a slight sensitivity to yellow tattoo ink and that’s why the stupid gold locket tattoo you got has been itching like crazy? How am I this dumb?

Drop something COLD 🥶 🖤 🧊

BEYOND JUST GETS IT. That’s a story about the Enterprise, not about Kirk and Spock. That is SO much more fun, because it’s about the family, the crew. It’s an adventure that all fans can enjoy because everyone actually gets to bloody do something. I don’t care that it’s cheesy, I love cheese.

It’s time for Star Trek Beyond, which actually gives Bones a plot, so is actually the best of the three.

I haven’t had chance to watch House of Ashur yet, but I am DYING at the criticism from people who’ve watched it. It’s being called woke, because there’s a female gladiator - which was actually a thing in Rome.

QTP with a trio of awesomeness!

I am not actually mad about this list. I still think musical-comedy is a stupid distinction, but I’m not mad about what I have to watch and I’m loving seeing the amount of horror up there!

IF YOUR CAPTAIN IS DYING THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING THE FIRST OFFICER AND NOT THE FUCKING DOCTOR?! I will never understand that logic! Watching the Abrams Kelvin universe feels like reading a fanfic written by a kid who hates that one half of his ship has other friends.

I already hate Into Darkness, but the realisation that the opening mission is literally Futurama had just made me even angrier.

Watching IWTV at Friendsgiving and I want to watch it all all over again oh my GOD it’s the best show ever what the fuck.

I think the answer now is to find a delightfully petty filmmaker to put Owen Wilson, Matthew Lillard and Paul Dano in a buddy comedy together. Or, even better, have Paul direct it, and have him co-write it with Owen.

Weirdly, Tarantino giving them shit might be the best thing to happen to Paul Dano, Owen Wilson and Matthew Lillard in a while... sure, a major director hates them for absolutely no reason, but they just got shown that the public at large will cut a motherfucker on their behalf

I wish I’d realised years ago that my migraines could be triggered by flashing lights, because I’m rewatching Star Trek ‘09 and JFC, no wonder I always felt so sick watching these movies. THEY NEVER STOP FLASHING.

Made a comment about not being scared of death because I’ll see my parents again and JFC, the assholes going “SORRY BUT YOU’RE WRONG, YOU’RE NEVER SEEING THEM AGAIN! “ is staggering. Who “well actually a” a grieving person? I’m gonna haunt them so bloody hard.

Have we thought that the reason Tarantino is being so weird about Paul Dano is because Paul has told him he’s spending Christmas with his Mum this year and QT is mad that he’s been relegated to Boxing Day? Once you realise they look the same, you cannot unsee it.

Five Nights At Freddy’s 2 is a HUGE improvement on the first movie. I don’t know anything about the games except what my brother has giddily infodumped on me, so I can only judge it with the vaguest knowledge, but this one was way more enjoyable and definitely scarier.

I feel like I’m going insane. Rumours about Scarlett Johansson playing the love interest to Robert Pattinson’s Batman in the next film, and people are being ridiculously ageist. She is literally two years older than him. TWO YEARS.

I mean this with the utmost respect, but who the hell is this for? The comments under this from Snyder bros were all misgendering Tig, and homophobic jokes. Snyder himself isn’t exactly know for positive treatment of any women. So seriously, who the hell is this for?

I absolutely cannot wait for this. I read the book as a kid, and I’ll watch anything from Simon Farnaby. Also the “wi-fi” joke is so deliciously daft.

I would like to offer my heartfelt thanks to whoever decided to release PG rated Zootopia 2 and 15 rated Five Nights At Freddy’s 2 within a week of one another. You have made the lives of minimum wage cinema workers a guaranteed delight over the next few weeks!

I’m absolutely certain that the Doomsday trailer teaser is going to be a slow pan around Doom’s helmet, while old Tony Stark quotes play. It will end with the voice of someone going “Stark?” and then we will hear “there is no Stark, only Doom.” There will then be a Doom mask teaser poster.

I see, so the man asked to reform the AVENGERS, and one of the longest serving members of the MCU is listed twelfth on this cast list. *Captain America* is twelfth billed. This isn’t a cast list, it’s a fucking BuzzFeed internet boyfriend list.

It SHOULD be a Tails adventure movie, with Nicole Byer as his costar, because if I can’t live my dream, I want her to. It will be a Shadow movie though, because they hired an A Lister to play him, like the series they gave Knuckles with his A List voice actor.

Two days ago, I saw posts about She-Hulk having a major role in Doomsday and now I’m seeing stories about how she’s not going to appear in anything in future from the same people. It’s like you just make up stories about her depending on what attention you’re craving that day.

As for what I’ve been making out of Lego? I finally opened my birthday treat to myself.

I’ve also decided to rewatch Sonic Boom, because it is pure chaos and I am BEGGING them to free Sticks. She’s hilarious.

As an aside, I am once again begging them to cast Jenny Slate as Amy, and not the massive Hollywood actress type. I see the articles about “looking for an Anya Taylor-Joy type” and come on! We don’t need the massive Hollywood voices, get the smaller ones!

Seasonal depression has been trying to kick in, so I’ve spent the day building Lego and just rewatched the first Sonic film. Never underestimate how much self care can literally look like playing with toys and watching childhood faves. 😊

My favourite characters of 2025.

I still think my favourite joke in a movie this year was “she had a butt that seemed to say ‘hello I’m a talking butt” from Naked Gun. It pops into my head out of nowhere every so often and I giggle maniacally every time. It’s so *stupid*, but that’s what makes it so funny.

Male Uber drivers keep whining about the whole thing where women can specify a female driver, because they’ll “lose money” or whatever, and how they’re just as safe blah blah blah. Okay, so then why do the male drivers around me reject my ride requests when I’m a woman ordering late at night?

No, that’s a lie. Films I saw as a child did not release any longer than ten years ago.

The pathological liar husband of someone I used to go to school with has just commented on my pic with Cena and said how jealous he is. HA. What, didn’t he stop his car in the middle of the road and jump out to get a selfie with you because of how pretty you were like Britney Spears allegedly did?

I’ve never got why gatekeeping is a thing. Don’t we want new fans? New fans keep older stories alive, you muppets.

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.

It is so funny seeing men have a breakdown over Wicked just existing again. Not every single film has to be made for you. Shut up, and let other people enjoy things for a while. A generic CGI laden film starring a man will show up for you in a week or two.

Favourite comedy group release a skit about assholes at concerts, and acknowledge that short people bitching about the tall ones are actually the pricks, and OH BOY. I just said it was nice to be vindicated as the tall person, but someone is so mad and like “tall people go to the back!”

I would like it to be known that I will not hear a single bad word against John Boyega ever again. This man is a freaking *angel*. He is a massive goofball, and was having so much fun with me and my friends today. We were playfully teasing during his panel and he THANKED US later.

But nah, James Gunn, it’s not feasible putting in a little extra effort to have a tall Diana, because women taller than your male leads just aren’t out there. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Anxiety pro tip! Do not carry a weighted bear around all day, your arm will fall off. I no longer feel anxious, but I also no longer feel my left arm. 😂 But look how CUTE Reed bear is! So worth it.

Star Wars is good. #StarWars

Legends of Tomorrow and Lucifer. I’m telling you, Gary and Ella would be besties, and Lucifer would also get along oddly well with him.

Right, is there a trailer out atm where someone makes a Rushmore reference to someone in a red beret, or was it in One Battle After Another? I saw it in something today, and I can’t remember what it was, and it’s driving me nuts. (And reminding me to rewatch Rushmore, because what a film.)

I really love The Conjuring movies, guys. 🥰 Tattoo as ever by the amazing littlerachtattoo on Instagram.

If you see this (and wish to) post four female characters you love.

This is my favourite pumpkin I’ve ever carved. 🥰