Commission of absolute Batman and Wonder Woman, original designs by Nick dragotta and Hayden Sherman

The person who invented the car spoiler was probably just trying to make their car look cooler and when it made the car faster they were probably like “oh for real?” I don’t know if a car spoiler makes a car faster and I’m not asking.

I think my new dream job is to have a little single car garage that I use as a workshop for silly little projects and a drum set and a big desk with a nice swivel chair and I mostly just sit there with my arms crossed and tap a pencil on my mouth and just say "hmmmm..." a lot. $90k a year. Yeah.

Trying and failing to explain who Engine Factory Tina is to the receptionist at the vet office

Six of these and a gacha alley would fix me

mfw I recycle a really nice box

I was worried I'd have to go back to the store, but the Cheese Gods smiled on me and blessed me with a bag of shredded cheddar that was under a container of arugula. I was however humbled when dinner was not that good. I think this is the true meaning of faith 🙏🧀

Akira Toriyama was so good that his boss was like, “We should have a slime be the weakest monster” and Toriyama was like, “No problem, I’ll just make it one of the most iconic characters in video game history”