// sometimes i think abt how in actual like modern canon for cirice . her papa would be dead. and it breaks my goddamn HEART

when he died, all things soft and beautiful and bright died with him #papaemeritusiii #thebandghost

absolute what? { #thebandghost #papaemeritusIII #fanart }

My dad won a grammy for a song named after me. You are not on my level. You will never be on my level.

Girl’s family tree lookin’ like a family WREATH

Save that weird shit for father’s day bitch 😭

Man, I love my dad but not like THAT. The fuck.

THE NEXT TIME THAT I OPEN UP TO SOMEONE WILL BE MY AUTOPSY.

Oh, shit. Cloaca city central.

Update on the dead bird. Insect activity has declined, the bones are getting picked pretty clean… Unfortunately the skull is split so I won’t be able to keep it. 💔

When’s the whipping happening.

Anyway. Fuck you mom whoever you are, I’m a daddy’s girl, you can rot. 👍

If you attended a Satanic orgy in Italy some time between late August - early September in the year 2000, happy possible mother’s day. 🎉

I wanna do endless killing, damn…

I also worked for them but I’m not hot, I’m unsettling and malevolent. So, incorrect.

There’s a dead bird outside and I’ve been watching the decomposition process. Just hit insect activity, but localized to the head area… Wonder why?

⠀ ⠀⠀Happy seductive sunday ... ⠀⠀and mother's day . Treating ⠀⠀myself . :) ⠀

The art vs the artist 💛🖤 [ #seductiveSunday ]

Sounds stupid. Why make the effort when you just replace the shit that breaks. All my arm bones are metal already. No arthritis, no breaks, just medical grade titanium and a hell of a left hook. … If I could throw a punch. Which I never learned how to. I usually just bite, though, so it’s fine.

‘Only’ sixty? Dude, I don’t wanna live past like forty. If my back starts hurting I’m fuckin’ OUT. What the hell… I gotta cut that guy open someday. There ain’t no way he’s normal inside. No way. Gotta be reinforced or something. Wonder how much of him is metal.

The fuck not? Just, I dunno, poison his tapioca or whatever. Ain’t no way that guy can get up and down stairs anymore. No WAY. His spine has to be a fuckin’ modern art piece by now. Man, I should kill that guy.

Yeah, no, fuck you for making me feel a positive emotion. That’s weird. I’m gonna break out in hives. Kennedy? He’s still ALIVE? Fuck, dude, you could probably mine quartz from his foot gout.

No, fuck you-! It was a cheap joke. I laughed at the audacity of it. Shut up. I’ll fuckin’… I’ll put a Ghildo through your optic nerve.

Unholy— (SNORT.) … That’s fucking stupid. You’re stupid. Don’t make me laugh, I’m evil.

Jesus had absolutely nothing to do with this. They sold really well. People use them. I have to live with that knowledge. That’s my grandpa.

Feast your poor unfortunate eyes.

Came in a little fake bible package and everything. With a complimentary buttplug. I wish I was kidding.

Like, that guy tried to kill my dad. You can’t shove his visage in your ass and double it and pass it on.

For the record I also really don’t like that when I searched for the dildo with my grandpa’s face on it there’s an Ebay listing that’s ‘gently used’???? What is wrong with you people???

In case you thought I was kidding. That’s my grandpa.

There is, somewhere out there, a series of buttplugs with my grandpa’s face on them. I just… I need to remind everyone of that every now and then.

// ive done this before but i love this one and i have infinite insults to go around lets do it

BIG fan of your work then 🖤👍 Keep it up!!!

Man. Umbrella was seriously hiring ANYONE back then.

“I mean, I could’a called you a traitor and a coward and a naïve, overly emotional moron, but I figured I’d be nice.”

Only the best for you, future Mütter Museum centerpiece.

// ive done this before but i love this one and i have infinite insults to go around lets do it

I should’a majored in labor and delivery for how many people I have to walk through their FIRST DAY ON FUCKING EARTH, DAMN. FUCK’S SAKE.

I was conceived in an orgy. Y’all freaked out for no reason. They happen all the time.

Libido is just the wet rubbery meat ball in your skull getting electrified and filled with chemicals. Let’s all calm down.

Something about gift horses and mouths…

I’ll let’cha get a strong drink before I send you back to the government dogs.

Honest and upfront is a LOT nicer than how I’m usually described, damn. I like you. You’re smart as hell. Don’t gotta dumb anything down or sugar coat it, you should be proud’a that. As for what I eat? Uh… Honestly, pretty much anything. I live off vending machines most of the time, so +

(She takes the business card, absolutely doing a double take— not in the ‘what the fuck’ way, but in the ‘what the fuck /pos’ way.) Slashy. You’re serious. That’s the coolest thing I’ve ever heard. Fuck yeah, dude. You’re welcome to my lab as well, just, y’know, I’m currently based in a +

Mm… Well, yeah, kinda. But fight or flight interacts with every other system in the body, especially other emotions. Besides, if you’re going for fight or flight, you can’t forget about fawn and fornicate. Though, it’d be cool to see stressors in action with certain emotional responses blocked… +

Androids… Wow. That’s amazing. I used to work interrogation for the Japanese mafia too, I have a lot of psychology experience. I’d love to see your work sometime. Love to see if it responds authentically under stress, too. You’re always welcome in our churches! No matter what your beliefs are. +