random funny story for those who care (thread; 1/3) earlier today there were a bunch of turkeys in my backyard. i live in Massachusetts so thats not a surprise we see them all the time. but for whatever reason, today i decided to humor myself by opening my window and talking to them. i wanted….

happy anniversary of the day the Gummy Bear album released! youtu.be/mgFgtOtD82k

fuck it, Mastodon is a waaaayyy better site. mastodon.social/@kabwax

random fun fact: not sure if ive ever shared this, but during my Creator Experience i was the one who recommended the Rebake feature that was added alongside those twelve Decorations and Costumes at the start of Anniversary Month 2022.

just found the greatest video of Monster-Handler Matt ever

i was today years old when i learned that Dave Kerr (the creator of MSM) voiced the alien in that old meme called "dame tu cosita" www.imdb.com/name/nm14618...

Wishing Torch: [see image below] my goofy ahh self: *frantically running around*

[trigger warnings! body shaming, offensive comment] found an MSM reference in the wild, but it was used in sort of a mocking way. context: the woman who posted the original video shown in the screenshot below has a physical disability where she was born without arms. i actually feel so bad for her.

i think that Entbrat runner-up might be AI generated.... it has a leafy face, an inconsistent number of toes, and the hat is positioned kinda weirdly

i havent seen anyone comment on this, but Epic Hyehehe may have been teased over a month ago right under our noses!!

ive never played Undertale or Deltarune. i know literally nothing about either game aside from the song Megalovania, and the names of a few characters. but all that being said.... am i missing out on peak? if so, tell me why i should play them (but without spoilers, in case i end up doing so).

anyone else notice this?

Mech Islet sounds peak!!! but we didnt even learn the significance of 621.... although, you can briefly see it written in Monstrous in the upper-right corner. youtu.be/8lepKrV2PL4?...

Kabwax just posted her first non-MSM video to YouTube?? www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLyP...

this just reminded me: a few years ago my dad accidentally attached the Joy-Cons of my Switch upside down and on the wrong sides... they were stuck like that for quite awhile. i dont recall why he even had my Switch in the first place, the most sophisticated game hes ever played is like Angry Birds.

how ironic, what are the odds

okay im not even exaggerating here, this is literally the fourth different user in a row ive encountered with the word “mom” somewhere in their display name

Lightning strikes twice... Join us tomorrow, April 16 at 11 AM ET for the premiere of our latest video! Only on our YouTube channel📺

finally, im at the maximum level!

i love how so many people were (for some reason) genuinely flabbergasted by this exact post. like did you actually think that in real life, all of BBB's social accounts just so happened to get hacked (by a satire fictious organization that THEY created, mind you) sheerly coincidentally on April 1st?

last night i dreamt i met Monster-Handler Matt in my elementary school cafeteria. he instantly said "no way Kabwax i have a gift for you!" and gave me this for no reason. he was like "so whaddaya think pretty awesome right?" then invited me to be on MSM Live, which he proceeded to film right there.

okay so the beeping at the end of the new D.O.M.A video is morse code, which translates to: 29°39'58.0"N 95°23'04.0"W plugging these coordinates into Google Maps brings you to some random road in Texas with strange statues and sculptures along the side

for every like this post gets, i will reveal an MSM lore theory that i have! (and trust me, there are plenty) ready? go. please like it.

Hard to believe 10 years ago today I opened my gift from Big Blue Bubble invited me to come visit them to celebrate my 60th birthday. Today I’m celebrating my 70th birthday. Thanks for all the birthday wishes.🥰💚

im thinking of a word between W and 37. if Johnny's snowmobile was traveling at a velocity of circa 9:62 PM tomorrow afternoon, how many decibels was the color October's employee of the week? provide your answer in Scoville heat units using the dodecahedron shown below.

my favorite part of the new trailer is when the hand (which was revealed to belong to none other than Kabwax) said "its like the Wax of a Kab", and then gathered more wax from the Living Core! it was truly peak.

honestly, i kinda had a feeling it wasnt going to be an Ethereal equivalent to Golden Island. what we got is much better in my opinion, since it basically confirms therell be Shadow, Mech, Crystal, and Poison Isles as well.

spoiler alert: AINT NO WAY THEY MENTIONED CELESTIAL ISLAND

random prediction! "Captain America: Brave New World" will contain a reference to the popular mobile game "My Singing Monsters"

im old now

ssooooo remember when i said that id reveal what Kab's Wax tastes like if one were to consume it, but never ended up doing so? well i finally did: youtube.com/post/Ugkx-U8...

random Stick Figure comic #8: "Cherry Blossom Staff" comic.studio/c/fasajgijoh

random Stick Figure comic #7: "Déjà Vu" ‎ comic.studio/c/bomihvomop

random Stick Figure comic #6: "Purple Needs Love Too" ‎ comic.studio/c/bobavdomun

random Stick Figure comic #4: "Feeling Old" ‎ comic.studio/c/jibaltofob

random Stick Figure comic #3: "That's a Duck" ‎ comic.studio/c/motidduril

more reposts from Twitter comin up

can you imagine if Epic Ffidyll had tall spiky hair? i have no idea what a mohawk Tou'a-Day would even look like

Reskeet to save someone’s fucking life

whoever added the section of this Wikipedia article linked below, i commend you. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toroida...

😱 no way! @kabwax.bsky.social

omg my Makeship Wubbox plushie just came in and it came with this little card, and its so cute!!! i love plushies so much… im so happy rn, thank u Makeship 🥹

random Stick Figure comic #2: "Color Blindness" ‎ comic.studio/c/nuzinhidib

random Stick Figure comic #1: "There In Spirit" ‎ comic.studio/c/binakzalon

my next few posts here will be repeats from my Twitter account

Kab's wax. thats the entire post, just.... Kab's wax.