Nate, ghost job hunter
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just lost another close friend to marijuana, he scromited until his head fucking exploded all over the place, it was awesome
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mm, your resume says youāre an āAI prompterā. without prior artistic experience, I can infer that youāre also excellent at sleeping and having diarrhea. anyway, not gonna hire you. I canāt trust you around our employees because you seem like a rapist
about 2 hours ago
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people not reading isnāt new. if people read more in the late 90ās, we couldāve avoided nü metal
about 5 hours ago
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Timothy Chalmers in the new hit film Big Ol Marty Guy
about 7 hours ago
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Canāt wait to meet an AI bro irl and have to pretend to take them seriously for a minute
about 11 hours ago
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writing a movie called Canon and you have to take it seriously
1 day ago
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Sacha Baron Cohenās most impressive role imo
1 day ago
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just lost another close friend to marijuana, he scromited until his head fucking exploded all over the place, it was awesome
2 days ago
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2025 was such a [redacted] year, we should do it over
2 days ago
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new years resolution
2 days ago
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āI LIKE TO HAVE FUN!!!!ā he shouted from the rooftops with a red bull in his ass
3 days ago
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Washed Unc? Chopped Unc? Now add the seasoning and put it in the oven to broil the Unc
3 days ago
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Anaconda: a film about a HUGE DICK (The snake is a total douchebag)
4 days ago
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OOF: Blitzen Has Been Implicated In The Epstein Files, Will Not Fly In Support Of Santa Tonight
4 days ago
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Jake Paul not taking the loss well
5 days ago
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My 10 year old got sick of coloring something and asked Nano Bananaaand we drove off a cliff
5 days ago
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WHAT if the president slip on a banana peel.. I bet theirād be a lot of LIBBERELS CHEERING IT ON and being GAY !!
5 days ago
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The masculine urge to jAKC OFF ALL THE TIME
5 days ago
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Other peopleās vague tweets: I guess Iāll be sad for many years to come, donāt @ me My vague tweets: ew gross a bunch of crap
6 days ago
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AI idiots think theyāre underdogs while in sycophantic alignment with actual greedy billionaires, the dumbest dumbfuck timeline
6 days ago
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me being youthful and normal with my large bag of thick orange piss
6 days ago
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cannot get this word out of my head āplonkersā where tf did I see this word
7 days ago
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Someone on here said something about jake paul thinking something and Iām just over here like yeah right, he doesnāt do that
7 days ago
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I hope everyone learns to spell Mamdaniās name correctly in the new year
8 days ago
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a frail nation patiently awaits the presidentās statement on bowen yang
9 days ago
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Just did a double-take, I couldāve sworn this was The Beatlesā¢ļø
9 days ago
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guy you thought looked endearing and approachable, despite the Hitler mustache, is now standing over you shouting āyour glucometer wonāt save you now !!!!ā
9 days ago
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my god how did we blow our noses before AI??
10 days ago
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Bring a silicone breast implant to your next board room meeting and play with it on the table like a cat while visibly intoxicated. I promise youāll look like an ass and get fired
10 days ago
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perfectly reasonable that a person could smell like sulfur and not be a demon, in my opinion
10 days ago
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Another incredible ad for veneers has hit my timeline
11 days ago
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guy who lives for the bullshit, just wakes up every single day spry and ready, salivating for more bullshit, blood flowing, twinkle in his eye, licking his lips for another 24 hours of bullshi
11 days ago
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Ass, meet TURBO ASSā¢ļø Rated R Bi tchh
12 days ago
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alright we get it sean penn
12 days ago
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You think Iām some kind of fool? Do I look like the kind of guy who goes around believing in moon landings willy-nilly?? Am I a clown to y
12 days ago
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Pedro Pascal has come out as a beloved Hollywood actor
12 days ago
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gonna be SO annoyed if erika kirk turns out to be the antichrist
13 days ago
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Iāve given it a lot of thought, and Iāve decided to start screaming
13 days ago
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At its core, comedy is about communication. It has to mean something. Thereās a reason they say ācomedy comes straight from the assā
13 days ago
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MAGA sobbing watching their god perform the weakest coin toss in history
14 days ago
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(opening page of a novel) Iāve always felt a certain kinship with motherfuckers
14 days ago
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In 2026 there will be some sort of AI-coordinated āheavenās gateālike cult and, while tragic, weāre gonna think itās a little funny
15 days ago
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Erika Kirk is AI pass it on
15 days ago
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Found an account called Bulbous Forehead, laughed immediately, but when I went to explore - no forehead !! I want to know more about the bulbous forehead!!!!!!!!!!!
16 days ago
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bludgeoning sounds bad, everyone take note: Avoid bludgeons
16 days ago
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commenting āI understood that reference!ā and the pic is this
16 days ago
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Dear MAGA, āsplain
17 days ago
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What if, like, a BUNCH of Santas came down your chimney? What the FUCK would you do??
17 days ago
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Incels need to quit āgroypingā and start āgropingā (consensually)
17 days ago
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donald trump is a hack alright there I said it
17 days ago
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In a bid to revive the randomness and whimsy of the mid-2000ās, my buddies and I have embarked on a mission to break Joe Exotic out of prison for no reason whatsoever
18 days ago
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