YE GORTAM LOOPY-ASS SUMBICH STOLE M'EYEPATCH

ah feck me.

Oh

sunder Threads are being tied off and the endgame is beginning. The demise (or rise) of the Sundrinker will begin within the next two weeks.

>_>

If killing me would make you happy, I would ensure I was the last thing alive.

"That's feckin' metal..."

"Did a dragon shat ye out?"

Never heard that one before. Their treasure twisted 'em?

When 'm I gonna admit I'm just dilly-dallyin' 'round so I don't have to face that feckin' dragon?

Like most things in life, ye? Maybe that's why dragons are so miserable. [She dunked it down her throat, then sighed in satisfaction.]

Be careful, lest I drink the whole thing! [she held the cup out for more] 'n I can see why ye like it so much.

[Verone took the offered shot and downed it, savoring the taste as it traveled across her tongue and down her throat.] ...damn. That is good.

OHHHHH!!! What's it taste like? [Her singular eye was trained on the bottle.]

Ye drink this guy? Whiskey?

Damn he older than me...

What's a proper drink t'ye?

I BEAT YE??? WHO ARE YE CALLIN' A FECKIN' COWARD

'm no coward ye stupid cow.

I was the squire to LORD KIMMIE but I was also cursed to turn into a bigass feckin' dragon and she told me to feck off when I told her I wanted t'stop turnin' into it 'n burn down whole towns.

WELL IT DID

Oh some dogshite morons from another world, they wanna make an old ring or somethin' and this old pissant tree covers most o' their kingdom.

Ohhh... I find some fish that I can eat the scales and stuff, but most, I gotta rip it all off like I seen them giant lobsters rip the flesh offa new Tarnished.

Why ye skin it??

Do ye eat it?

[jumping off a cliff to dive into a lake for a swim and a bath]

That's what it's called? Shit. I ate that so many times.

Sushi?

Feckin' fish, tryna squirm outta my belly just cuz I swallowed it whole.

|| "I have to dissect her in a lab" energy

[without missing a beat she pointed up at the sky] y'know I did think the moons kinda looked like a cheese wheel.

I dunno anythin' about it other than that it's there. I was more focused on helpin' my then-girlfriend t'get the Elden Ring.

that feckass tree

[single eye widening] Ye know of it???

listen... whoever ye are, I proved m'self in the Lands Betwixt, 'm not an easy person t'kill. Less yer that damn bathroom hippo. Feck that thing.

naur if I were in a coma, the Sundrinker woulda found me 'n eated me by now.

uhh... well... I don't remember th' first part... but Eddie did hit me real good, maybe my memory feckin' died?

YER GONNA TRY 'N KILL ME?

[the knight wilted] ...think ye overestimate how important I am to it. 'm like an afterthought. Killin' me wouldn't help it any. Wouldn't hinder it, either. Can't stand seein' the thing...

o, yeah, yeah. I get visited by folks tryna' kill me a lot often lately 'specially, mostly I beat 'em til they're unconscious then hogtie 'em upside down to a lamp-post and smack 'em silly. I probably should run 'em thru. All the world-hoppin' helps dodge it.

wain't you that crack shot from that weird dry-ass dusty-ass broke-ass town? 'cept with pointy ears now.

well I ain't had one INSIDE me... I mean it was... but it ain't. was-ain't. it was but it wasn't. Ye know?

[itching her forehead] I burned down A LOT of towns before I got that feckin' dragon outta my ass...

huh

I heard my name~