Who's up ovulating?

Happy Father's Day to me. I might be a father, but I'd be happy to be your daddy 😏

My sinuses are all inflamed. I hate this

If you live in the U.S., BUY GAS NOW!

One hand on the steering wheel and a finger rubbing her clit. Make your passenger princess cum during rush hour.

I'm craving pickles, I think someone's pregnant.

Can we get a feature that allows us to search within the app while omitting results with certain tags? Like an advanced search?

I think it's an edge while on calls kinda day

I've been a good boy, edging all day, yet denying release. I crave a womb to fill 🥵

Not only am I a great kisser, but I know how to give you goosebumps in antici..........................pation

I deserve to get rode until I'm over-stimuated and whimpering

Forced breeding 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Creampie your mutuals 🥵

She locked her legs around me, and I said, "You do that again, you'll be celebrating Mother's Day next year".

Morning. I'd like to saygood morning, but that would require me filling someone full of cum while we're still waking up

I swear this never happens

I got a little too excited and couldn't help it... I made a mess thinking about filling a follower #goon#cock#cum

Creampie/breed your followers. It's more fun 😊

Don't stick your dick in crazy. It'll show up at your house with their whole family

First pump of the year, haven't been to the gym in a solid year

Find me on Fetlife, I'll be Journaling my previous sexual encounters there. fetlife.com/McWhiskeyDick

Anyone wanna go half in in a baby?

Every day is pi(e) day when you're a breeder. Just let me in 🫠

Me 7 years ago. I still look that good 😊

𐙚⋆ can these cute lamb boobs bounce right in your face, daddy? 😮‍💨🩷 • #nsfw #nsfwsky •

Bang a girl that's allergic to cats and put her face down in the pillow your cat sleeps with. 💢💥💢💥💢

"As fuck" was the reply I gave when asked how cold PA is currently

You can say "a man is this" or "a man does that" but really? It just boils down to doing the things that need doing.

Well, looks like I woke up again and I'm suddenly another year older. The big 33.

Do we think cats wait to jump for dramatic PAWS? 😜 goodnight Bluesky

Well, no creampie pic or video. My schedule restricts how much I can travel during weekdays (and weekends, realistically, thanks to work). So my options are: A. Stay perpetually sexually frustrated B. ???

Oops, I have to wash my sheets now 😔 btw, this is the load I saved for the creampie. It was very messy 😅

Omw2fyb? 😜

I have to work on my birthday (tomorrow) 😒

Creampie video coming in less than 24 hours... like this if you want to be next

As a streamer, you either stream long enough to diddle children or become a food critic. Life is weird.

Well, here's the result. The mattress is much more supported, and it's much more comfortable 🫠 don't mind the spool of cat5e network cable under my bed

I might have a breeding kink, but deep down, I just wanna have pregnant photoshoots every day with a special someone to track the progress 😊

When you tell her you'd extract all her eggs and fertilize them

Damnit. I really wanted to love the rogue this season in Diablo 4 but there just isn't a good build out 😔

I'm going to tie up at least 3 of my mutual and eat them out until they cry

How do you like your eggs; fried or fertilized?

Spell check kicks in right around the same time the coffee does. Good morning gooners and goonettes

Why is my sister telling me in my big age what a "pearl necklace" is? 🫣

Do we really wanna see me fuck a mutual raw? With added creampie surprise? No birth control?

Meet up with a stranger, fuck them raw, cum in them 🥵

Normalize getting fucked by your horny bluesky followers and recording it 😌

I need to make a baby 🥵

Nothing but eternal damnation awaits Jonathan Ross. Fuck ICE.