tweets that aged like wine

Haven't found a hack for this yet

Blister pack hack for avoiding that lunch-break moment when you can't remember if you took your meds that morning

Uuuuugh after booking flights for YUNGBLUD and Rebecca Black I'd promised myself I'd stop flying to Australia for concerts, but THE HORRORS just announced for April 😭

Legally Blonde, one of my all-time top 5

My system has been primed for this moment, this is the dream game Wordle 1,588 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

"It's very difficult to always keep pace with inflation. It's sort of ironic, if that's how we peg everything, when inflation goes down, do you end up paying some of it back?" This is so stupid, everything this guy said in the article is this stupid, & now I'm more stupid for having read it

every adult should know how to craft something. i use that loosely: cook a meal, do a bit of DIY, sew a button, grow a plant. if there is nothing in this world that you can make yourself... why. what are you doing

Feeling good after my 6am bootcamp session

I signed up for the @pepperraccoon.com sticker club and this month's sticker is my favourite so far.

The phone numbers where I lived in my youth were only 4 digits long. My home number was 8465.

Others Way lineup is amazing (granted, I was already in feet first when I heard Connan on the bfm ad)

🌤️🛰️📡Todays 'True-Colour' satellite imagery has started to come in. Here we can see high cloud over the lower east coast of the South Island casting a long shadow across the country in the morning sun! 🫥 High cloud is forecast across the country today, check your forecast at bit.ly/metservicenz

I'm AMPING for Troy Kingi's 9th album, it's HIP HOP and the first single features SWIDT this is going to be epic

This is very effective corporate communications. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbO1...

Just casually throwing back to December when the (democratically-elected) president of SK justified martial law by claiming there were NK infiltrators in the opposition party, & it lasted like 6 hours, & he got impeached & arrested, & military heads that had refused his orders got medals

The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy. www.chosun.com/english/nati...

Actually, the rapture already happened, but the only person that got taken up to heaven was Jimmy Hoffa

HANG IN THERE! 화이팅! #art|#kpdh

Just casually remembering when I was in Seoul on the night the president declared martial law at like 10pm, and thousands of Koreans immediately headed out to the National Assembly to shut that shit down by morning

If you’re a #BOTY fan (Bird Of The Year NZ), I have SO MANY THINGS you might like, all designed by yours truly x pepperraccoon.com #NZ #Kikorangi There might be a sneaky peek of a few new things to come soon here 👀

Neighbour introduced me to the local community garden & I briefly joined in on their fortnightly working bee today, and I feel SO accomplished! This is the kind of local body politics I can get invested in

Nothing more humbling than hearing a favorite song playing in a grocery store. It's like the store saying "wake up hipster, you're not special"

Under Pressure, and These Are The Days Of Our Lives are the easy leaders

I heard this thing a while back, that your musical taste generally stops evolving in your early 30s, which is part of the reason older people complain that “there’s no truly great music any more” K-pop destroyed that. Big overlap between 80s/90s/00s punk/goth/industrial + K-pop fans. Love it

Apropos of nothing, a pet peeve I had with Twitter and now have with bsky, is people that complain they don’t get anybody interacting with their posts, & when you check their replies tab, they also don’t interact with anybody

Hot take probably but parasocial tendencies can be good and you shouldn't feel bad about caring about people even if they're not close to you. The key is to be aware if your relationship isn't a close one (or doesn't exist) but you can still wish that someone is doing all right.

This is the most dangerous shade your brush water can be.

Two nuns are driving down the road, when the devil jumps on their bonnet. “Quick, show him your cross!” Says the one driving to her friend. The other winds the window down and shouts “Get off our fucking car, you arsehole” #popbitch

New email signature dropped.

Ozzy's last great act was not raising millions for charity, it was dragging Hulk Hogan to hell.

To add some more context, Orville Wright piloted both of these aircraft.

everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight

Hands up if you read this out of context and immediately know who they’re talking about

Stunner way to start the day youtu.be/mO_jNIaVRFc?...

OMG Y’ALL! I finally shelled out for a couple of ecosa’s ergonomic pillows, & not only are they SO SO COMFY, but they also come with a TRAVEL BAG. I get unreasonably excited about companies that have preempted, and solved, my next problem

I’ve been on ADD medication for about six weeks now, and a big revelation has been that anxiety is an *alarm mechanism* and not just a standard state of being. My low-level anxiety was so constant & consistent, I didn’t even know it was there until it went away

Watching a bunch of Glastonbury footage, & someone has a Warriors flag front & centre

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using GIFs

Freedom ‘90 is on my all-time favourites YouTube playlist

OH JOY, Gomez is sending YET ANOTHER contingent to Auckland. Gomez & Supergrass occupy the same part of my brain, but Gomez will always be first in my heart, in part because NZ is permanently etched into their touring schedule.

old man willow throwing shade on my diligence #DailyHaikuPrompt (shade) #haiku

There's a cognitive gap where predictions of negatives being proven incorrect is never punished. Defaulting to doom is a cheap heuristic. But there are actual costs to inaccuracy of predictions. This is not material when you have no actual skin in the game. You'll learn the costs when you do.

Apropos of nothing, the expert marching teams in New Zealand are predominantly comprised of teenage girls youtu.be/PYc2pDfvgsk?...

I was at a cafe with friends & a couple at another table left. there was a backpack near their table, which we thought they must have forgotten, so bf grabbed it and ran out after them. Reader: it was not theirs, which we discovered when Jon Toogood jumped up from his table & chased after my bf

I understand this, but rw parties in opposition gain traction by banging on relentlessly right from the start of the electoral cycle. I’m sick of having to “trust” that labour leaders will grow a spine in election year when they remain silent during all the shit the govt pulled in years 1 & 2

did NOT expect that ending #doctorwho

Me watching that Doctor Who finale: