why’s he look like a 70’s p0rn star 💀

they look like they finally got a conjugal visit in the middle of his prison sentence, but she’s deeply disappointed by every moment bc he instead used that time to tell her his escape plan and how she’s going to help

walked into walmart, turns out 99¢ was overpriced 🤷‍♀️

saying this man is basically the epitome of attractive manliness when i could go to walmart and find a bunch of them in a 99¢ bin is certainly a take

JACKIE TAYLOR YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS

the biggest display of US propaganda right in our faces musk, bezos, cuckerberg and now shou chew: the 4 horseman of the trumpocolypse i hate it here

@bsky.app is there and ETA on group chats??? i really wanna leave twitter but, the gc is what has me there still 🥺

bout to put a cat bed up there for him tbh

i guess i can’t claim the be the #1 TS/A24 truther without explanation, so here goes my delulu little non-senseicle theory: The VVitch is an A24 movie Josh invested in A24 A03 A12 12x2=24 24÷3=8 (of course) TS A24 movie on the coming 👀

Lunar Lover?? hmmm.. well, call it what you want 🤭

queue the birthday engagement announcement, non-stop headlines about the wedding, debut re-record announcement Q1, more wedding headlines, debut release Q2, more stunting, more headlines, rep announcement Q3, “trouble in paradise” headlines, called off wedding, rep release Q4 2025 🙂‍↕️

New Romantics and NYD just like LA when a certain very tall model was there 🤭

FROSTY LESBIAN GHOST JACKIE IN S3 OH WE’RE SO BACK

spot the difference level: impossible

this fully checks out

boring boring boring 🥱 i need the media to get better material bc all this is just worn out like, her entire career is RIGHT THERE but naauurrrr we wanna keep running the same ole, washed headlines for clicks and views fuckin snoozer 😴😴😴

i have a RIPPING hot take that i know i’ll get torn to shreds for so, imma keep it to myself… for now

swifties never, ever, EVER beating the internet explorers of the fandom allegations. like EVERRR

the family=the kelces/hunts the pure greed=the money they’re all making the christian chorus line=the magas there’s nothing like a payroll ^^ she did something bad & it’s felt so good, do you believe her now? but they’ll say what a shame she went mad

the up-sale of a $170 guitar to a $400 guitar that has a cheap vinyl skin on it that costs ~$20 to add is absolutely INSANE also, the discounts from suppliers when items are ordered in bulk which takes 20-40% off per item rendering these likely about $100 or less is just crazy

more YJ moots pleaseeeee 🥲🐝

you look like karlie kloss in this light we’re lovin it

i’ll say it- gay swifties who hate gaylors are arguably more vicious, cruel & homophobic than anyone else bc it’s rooted in self hatred & a need for validation that will never be fulfilled

someone had to

a polaroid of us in screaming color, do you ever regret the secret of us?

i hear Hudson Valley is nice this time of year 🤭

@melanielynskey.bsky.social i saw you want more orange cats, so i give you my orange boy, cheddar 🧀

psa as i’m gaining followers; if i don’t follow you back its just bc i don’t know who you are yet if we’re moots on the other app and i haven’t followed back yet feel free to say smthn bc like, friend or foe, i don’t know 🥲

this makes it funnier on infinite levels

i literally can’t even begin to explain the layers of lore necessary for this

the way this is is actually SOOO FUCKING FUNNY top tier comedy blondie, A+ reputation about karlie kloss confirmed

holiday merch today?!?! oh i’m sooooo sure 🤭

ella couldn’t hide the gay even if her life depended on it like jfc girlie

friendly reminder on reps birthday 🥳🖤 docs.google.com/presentation...

normally i get so hyped for the medusa imagery, esp on reps birthday, but i fear all these eggs are gettin over cooked and stale 😕

Hey another bit of Bluesky tech for anyone new here. This place doesn't have bookmarks yet, but if you want to make sure you don't forget anything you can reply to the post with this 📌 Then add this feed to your home page and it'll show you all the post you pinned bsky.app/profile/did:...

what figuring out this app feels like

Adding this anti-gylor blocklist. bsky.app/profile/did:...

OMG THE ELLA GIFS ARE SO MUCH BETTER HERE IM ABOUT TO BE SO INSUFFERABLE

perhaps it was silly to think that maybe we could have a fresh start with the swifties, but i see that in a matter of mere hours, i am wrong & while i have vowed to fresh start with gaylors, i feel my roots creeping up on my ghostly feet 👹

HAHAHAHAHA nice it really is just like home 🥹

if you recognize these A24 title cards specifically PLEASE follow meeeeee 🪓🎥🔪🤝

if you’re a swiftie & wanna be moots, please know this page is a gaylor safe space i’m a gaylor, several moots are gaylors & if we can coexist in a safe & respectful manner, i want nothing more than to build community with you & consider this a fresh start for all of us 🫶

rt if you think taylor swift gay🌈 still missing a few thousand moots

Taylor Swift gay but may i present the girl kissing queen that is Ella Purnell 👀

Really helpful thread. Happy blocking!

I'm just getting oomfs back into my page I'm just mad as hell cause I loved that place for so, long twitter.

since we’ve moved our family business over here, can we pinky promise to be nice to each other? have a fresh start? i know a lot of us had each other blocked for various reasons but, idk who anyone is anymore soooo, can we just like, hug it out? please? 🥺