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Someone actually doing what they claim they'll do with regard to the list would be unexpected at this point. Anonymous, Iran, this dude...anyone.

Bold strategery

Stay safe out there

The American Medical Association has a youtube page; they are doing daily updates on bird flu and other outbreaks since the CDC isn't allowed to.

I didn't realize the onion was posting non-satire stories now

Would like to see the source for this number, but noteworthy for sure.

👻👻👻

I want the extended cut of this version

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Fully

Fully

Be like Mark Hamill.