One of the worst things about being a night owl is no one is awake when you are.

They're not invisible illnesses, ableds just don't fucking pay attention.

Really not excited about Oracle getting ahold of tiktok.

This Starling murmuration over Rome.

My husband found this walking the dog.

Lowest birthrate in American history? Let's play this like limbo; let's see how low we can go.

Being home is so nice

ALMOST HOME!

Made it to California! Headed to San Francisco!

Northern Arizona is beautiful

caution

Cat

Hello Arizona!

We've left Texas!

There are so many of these things. I didn't realize America produced this much oil.

We're in oil country.

killer

Didn't make it to Roswell last night, crashed at a motel and now we're on our way!

Finally on the road...🚘

Hello San Antonio!

Landed in Dallas!

Almost time to board. I'm so antsy. I took dramamine, and I have bags incase 🤢🤮 Have I mentioned I hate flying?

Obligatory shot with the PDX carpet

TEXAS HERE I COME

SIX HOURS UNTIL I LEAVE FOR TEXAS

Some of the hills people choose to die on are just covered up landfills.

My beautiful baby 🥰

1 WEEK!

My trip is 9 days away!!

IPAs are for men with mommy issues.

I'm doing it. I'm re-watching One Piece.

I just really want to give my shadow 1000 kisses, is that too much to ask? 🖤✨ || #art #sketch #digitalart #fanart #dateeverything #xxxshadowlord420xxx #skipsshadley ||

@dateeverything.bsky.social how did you guys get so many all-star voice actors to agree to be fucking household furniture? XD (other than Matt Mercer, we all know all you had to do is dangle the D20 role at him and he agreed)

When you want to date the black power ranger but your laundry hamper won't stop yelling at him. #dateeverything

I've had Amazon packages being delivered all day today it's like Christmas

Poliwhirl doing laundry

Date Everything…Game of the Year

32 more days until my road trip!

DATE EVERYTHING? OH, I WILL.

If you saw Sabrina Carpenter's album cover and you got your feefees hurt you need to grow up and leave that woman alone. "it's domestic violence" "catering to the male gaze" "she's male-centered". Be a big girl and call her a slut, don't be a bitch about it.

Happy Pride, except to the lesbians who will chase an uninterested and unavailable straight woman instead of an available and enthusiastic bi woman because she breathed in the same room as a naked man once.

Don't let them back in when they come crawling back with sweet words and nice gestures.

Now that it's pride month: kink doesn't belong at family-friendly pride events. No one has consented to see kinky things, and isn't consent the most important thing to you guys? Or is it only important when it benefits you?

I swear to God if I see someone else talking about microcheating I'm gonna blow a gasket.

Smoking 4:20 on the west coast just thinking about all the strangers I'm smoking with :)

Feelin' cute :)

I hate watching people play games that I play because when they play it different I get mad LOL

Execute order 66

Did something social today. That was weird. But I had a lot of fun, and everyone liked the brownies I brought. :)

AHHHH! EVEN IN ARCADIA HAS DROPPED! 😤😤😤