Fannying about the train station until 1am.

Monochrome... Friday? I guess?

It's a me. Sluttio. Wahoooo!

C'est moi

Part time serial killer, part time Bon Iver aesthetic enthusiast

Black haired pets are really difficult to photograph. Anyway, here's me with THE VOID

TRNSMT crowd looks like the dullest night out I could possibly imagine. PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE DOWN. I genuinely haven't felt this ashamed of Scotland in ages. What a fuckin embarrassment.

Are you sitting comfortably? "No, not really 😕"

@darksideofthenoon.bsky.social My view this evening.

Google felt the need to remind me of both how narcissistic I am, and how old I look. Thanks Google

Mirror's a bit mingin

Wanna come in?

I mean, we're kinda matching.

Evenin

Brief break in the rain

If Tron was a bit faggier.

Israel can absolutely piss the fuck off. Even their song was dogshit beyond everything else. I'm tired you dickheads. #eurovision

Get fucked Israel

Oh Nemo, babe, this... Isn't good.

Belgium and Croatia. I'm so sorry. Ukraine? Genuinely dreadful. Woof. #eurovision

My one and only Popess.

Live footage of the Pope

Again, in my mind, this me. Absolutely, 100% just in my mind, but, it's fun to pretend.

I look like I'd you'd asked chatGPT to create a slutty homo. But I'm at peace with that.

Aight. Play the hits.

Don't worry, my eye survived that. All cleaned up ... For now.

Quick starter before dinner. I'm a messy eater.

For a limited time, the stache is back.

Fittest Frenchman in all of Iceland. I get that sounds niche, and it is, but it's still fuckin true.

"I'm almost done with the mosaic for the entrance. What do you think? You should give it tits. "What?" Tits or gtfo. The result;

Inner. Inner City. Inner City Pressure.

Please tell my eyes are pretty (and eat my hole out) Thank you please.

"Why do people keep calling me daddy?" "Oh."

Summers coming, right?

How's this?

This shirt has seen better days. :-/

Last night