Could Donald Trump be a moderating influence on an Elon Musk presidency?

The other swans aren't gonna believe this

Oh, please god make it happen!

My assumption is that Gregg Wallace will soon announce he is leaving television and joining Reform.

Come harpies, harridans and hags! Gather the scolds, shrews, termagants and old bags! Bring some chalk and a broom, war has been declared

An astonishing piece of work. Notre Dame cathedral has been transformed. Imagine what a 12th Century peasant would have thought?

Well played. And frighteningly accurate.

You are £289.45 in credit *types in gas meter reading* Your first born child is now the property of Scottish Power

Watching @edconway.bsky.social dissect the latest immigration figures and it’s remarkable what a tiny percentage of the number comes from people on small boat crossings Completely disproportionate to the attention given to this by the media and many politicians

Strange how politics works. The Tory front bench now makes Michael Gove look like a serious statesman.

🔴The Sheer Scale of the Conservative Local Government Auditing Scandal Is Only Now Becoming Clear Billions of pounds in spending remains unaccounted for, with the National Audit Office unable to sign off the nation’s accounts bylinetimes.com/2024/11/27/t...

PM’s official spokesman on Boris Johnson blaming obesity on the Church of England: “I don’t quite follow his line of argument”.

Quite. And here in the UK too.

I can confirm that the WiFi on the tube is now good enough for people to conduct video calls while underground and it is awful.

Thinking about how Rod Stewart sings the whole song "Maggie May" to a person who just woke up

Now imagining the Lib Dems doing this next time proportional representation is voted down.