Pacing outside a hotel waiting for my ride and every time someone walks by I get up and go closer to my bags. Shit got me feeling like one of these mfs

Just saw someone refer to getting off to their own fetish art as homemade food I hate the internet lmao

So apparently Minecraft Halal Speedrunning is a thing?

Go down on a Catholic bitch, call that shit a trench crusade

Woke up, took a shit, got out of bed. Today's going great so far

LITTLE NIGHTMARES 3 RELEASES TOMORROW???? WHAT THE FUCK I HAD NO IDEA I'M SO EXCITED

*watching a Rebecca Sugar music video* she put animated ass on YouTube? My friend: she put gay people on Cartoon Network in 2013 dude

DANNY BROWN, UNDERSCORES, AND FEMTANYL IN ATLANTA IN DECEMBER I NEED TO GO!!!!!!!!

Waiter: and for you ma'am? Me: I'll have the radioactive shrimp and listeria meatballs please Waiter *opening the Walmart app*: excellent choice

Hey guys, God's a little too hungover for the Rapture today so he's moving it to next week. He didn't specify if it was an Earth week or a God week though.

I made the mistake of telling my therapist about my 7 distinct laundry piles I keep throughout my house. Apparently this is not normal. He has all but ordered me to clean them up. I am in shambles.

Absolute monster of a trout

Ladies and gentlethems, I present to you: my latest gambling venture

This lady bug has like no spots on it

Hey just a heads up, all this stuff you'll see in the next few weeks congressionally - from petitions to erect statues in honor of Kirk, to days of mourning, public prayers, etc - is right out of the Christian Right's playbook for the last ~100 years. It's pandering, don't fall for it.

A white nationalist who perpetuated violent rhetoric and targeted me and my friends for financial gain while indoctrinating my peers and family against my right to simply exist was publicly executed today. I have no empathy for the man. Just as he would've wanted.

RIP BOZO HAHAHAHA

At a work dinner and someone just misgendered the lobster. The police were called. I'm in shambles.

I WON THE POWERBALL! NOT THE JACKPOT BUT I GOT $4! I LOVE GAMBLING, $50 WELL SPENT

Give me a gun with 2 bullets and put me in a room with Hitler and Reagan and I'm shooting Hitler twice and killing Reagan with my bare hands

Could just be the red wine talking but I love being trans and am very optimistic about the future rn

One of the most dangerous sentences I've ever written. This essay is about to double in length

@glitchprod.com when are we getting yaoi? Asking for a friend (@authenticnoob05.bsky.social)

Just saw a Death Grips Umamasume AMV and idek what to say anymore

It amazes me that 75 million people voted for the Kill Everybody Pedophile Rapist Party, and are now shocked that they're killing everyone and also being pedophiles and rapists.

I am having without exaggeration the greatest day of my life right now and it's not even close life is so fucking good right now

God DAMN I fucking hate Ronald Reagan

This next essay got me heated just researching idk how I'm gonna get through a script and recording without exploding

Self-declared swaggot over here

The top piece of my mandolin looks like a cowboy hat so now I have a wild west tomato

I got nothing today chat I manifested this image with my mind idfk anymore

I've had my fucking Nike order cancelled TWICE now bc these stupid fucks don't want my fucking money apparently and now I'm out of time before the fucking thing I needed it for. Useless fucking corpos at it again I fucking hate capitalism and hope it burns in hell.

It's a girl!

"I can fix her" okay but I can let her make me worse

Just bought a super cool pair of boots that will (hopefully) finish a really tight techwear outfit. A little nervous bc I usually like to try on boots before I buy them but it's gonna look super cool

Currently doing research for my next video essay, and this one segment from my notes pretty much summarizes how fucking livid the hypocrisy of religion in American politics makes me.

Just got a library card, getting some reference material for another project I'm starting research on rn and WOW my library has a lot of other stuff I didn't know libraries did

My video essay on my experience being trans, and my existence within a hostile culture. I put a lot of work into this, I hope y'all enjoy it. youtu.be/rfMnk5X6GSM

oh my god its john christ

I caught myself smiling tonight

Things I've done for this upcoming video: -bought a piano keyboard -sampled a physical violin that I played -wrote a ~30 minute script that I've trimmed to 25 -recorded a whole video without reading off of said script I can't wait for it to get 47 views lol

Yea I shit at work. Why? Bc idgaf about the boss's plumbing and also MY toilet is BROKEN.

Nobody follow me in here ever again, accounts closed I ain't got room for any more of you

Smokin on that shit that make your dick fall off. Straight wacky pack. Makin E girls outta T girls. I'm playing games on systems they haven't even invented yet. Come fuck w me.

MY COUNTRY MAY BE FALLING APART BUT I MADE DIAMOND IN APEX FUCKING LEGENDS HAHAHAHA YEEEEEAAAAAAA I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW

I love code switching every day the moment I leave work like a Sailor Moon transformation sequence

MOTHERFUCKING CANON TRANS RICK LET'S GO

Gonna rub the genie and wish 3 times for a 6'4" got dommy mommy who will also lick my wounds like a cat as I return from war

I FUCKING LOVE CLOVER PIT GIVE ME MORE CLOVER PIT LET'S GO GAMBLING 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

mf thought they could pull one over on me I'm not stupid