Hooray! We uruks labored mightily, and erected a Melkormas tree, bedecked with faux-Silmarils and other hateful nonsense for Morgoth to wreck on Melkormas Eve. We orcs are so excited! 😈🎄

Actually, that is an orc.

We are less than a moon's turn from MELKORMAS!!!

Actually, that is an orc.

Actually, that is an orc.

Actually, that is an orc, sirrah.

Actually, that is an orc-pdate

Actually, that is an orc.

Actually, those are orcs.

Let that orc sleep, Sauron!

We uruks aren't sure if we are adults or not. But some of us served under Morgoth and remember the Leaguer of Angband, and that was like a few Ages ago.

We orcs understand that many (but not all) of our associates are celebrating the giving of thanks. We uruks feel it is appropriate to express our gratitude for you all, especially you elves who are currently opting not to shoot arrows at us. Thank you.

@historyofwesteros.com we orcs have become aware that this day is the anniversary of your creation via fell sorcery (we assume fell sorcery was involved but that is just because that is the orcish personal experience - we don’t understand this “birth” talk) We hope that you are celebrated this day!

And he’s openly gay. Goodbye Platner, hello Jordan Wood.

Actually, those are orcs.

Actually, that is an orc.

Happy NO KINGS weekend! Especially no kings in Gondor, Arnor, Lindon, or Rohan!

Angry Vote Man

Now is the time of the orcs.

Actually, that is an orc.

Actually, that is an orc.

Actually, that is an orc.

Actually, that is an orc. A super orc

That's right! (What's a Zodiac?)

Osgiliath, baby!

Happy Melkor’s Day to those who celebrate (mostly, orcs)

We orcs are canonically anti-monarchists (at least in relation to Gondor, Arnor, and Rohan) so happy No Kings Day to those who celebrate

We orcs don't exactly know what this is about, but it seems like good advice to share.

@dr3adlady.bsky.social Dead Dread Lady, we orcs aren't qualified to comment on the politics and incomprehensible conflicts of your world, but we found out that you wedding is coming up, and we were moved to wish you all the best. The person you will be teaming up with to tackle life's challenges -

Actually, that is an orc.

Actually, that is an orc.

MURDERGOLEM

Actually, that is an orc.

Actually, that is an orc.

Actually, that is an orc. And happiest birthdays to the excellent @aemyblackfyre.bsky.social

Actually, that is an orc.

We orcs saw that new show Murdergolem on Apple TV (via Sauron's palantir) and we liked it. No spoilers, but we found the lead character's avoidance of eye contact. Eye contact is how Sauron gets ya!

Black Tofu

Happy Dagorgilliath day to those who celebrate! “That’s no ithil!”

Alt-Text" A red sign with glowing letters. NO GODS NO RULES ORKS Yes. YES!

Actually, that is an orc.

Actually, that is an orc.

Actually, that is an orc.

CONCERNING!

We'll allow it.

We wish the Ring had never come to you either, Jon Snow! Give us the Ring; you can trust us. Don't trust those Lannister Elves!

That there is an orc. Remember, when the elves speak disparagingly of orcs , this is who they are being mean to.

Actually, that is an orc. Stunned by the dreaded sunlight.

We orcs feel this is unfair to Wormtongue and Theoden, if we're being honest.

Saruman is making sense? What even is happening?