Up and at 'em #fcf

Can't forget about #humpday

First #fcf of the year! 🥂🍾

Showing hog for #fcf

#fcf again already

Just another #fcf

What do we do for Tuesdays?

Two angles. #fcf

Been a while since I've posted this side so happy #humpday to those who celebrate 😇

Weiner #fcf

The background lights did something for #humpday

Breakfast is served #fcf

#fcf because it's Friday and it's fat

When you take a good pic of your hog, but it's not even Friday...

Video version for #fcf

#fcf 😜😈

Y'all like thiddies or nah?

The best part of waking up #fcf

This lighting is hard to beat 😏 #fcf

Does anybody know what day it is?

It's still Friday! #fcf

It's not Friday, but it's still fat 🤷‍♂️

Another one. Thank you. #fcf

Finished baby's first bottle of creatine 🥹

Malicious compliance would have been better. Stand and applaud while chanting USA over and over... But don't stop until you're removed...

Deleted both my profiles from the bad place (finally)

Here we go again #fcf

Is this how I do it? #humpday

#fcf morning wood edition

Getting soapy for #fcf

Brad Goreski in this sheer top is making me feel kinda funny like when we used to climb the ropes in gym class

3 months. Call me a 5 layer burrito because I'm getting beefy 🥩

Need some vitamin D? #fcf

Oh

Thickening, no?

Friday again? #fcf

No love for the hump day post? Y'all seem to like my 🍆 more than my 🍑 lol

Natural light is the best for hump day, don't you think?

To those who celebrate, happy #fcf 🫡

Something something hump day 🐫

Back from the gym smelling riiiiipe