Hot damn would I have been a Skibidi Toilet kid

The password is doing perfect finger drums to this entire Venetian Snares song. Sorry, can't let you in.

We're all getting aggressively more attractive or else

Can't believe we're halfway through the rawing 20 already and it's this shitty

h o r s e a r m o r e c o n o m y

This is what happens when you get rid of DEI

I am not a shipper. I'm posting this picture of these two characters just absolutely $&$%@$&)#=$&%_!'!*)#=@ But it's because funny. I'm not into this. I don't like '):=_=#!$?:+_?"%" '?%@ Only freaks would like that. I do have hundreds more pictures just like this because funny

Your profile says "date as an individual" But your bio is entirely written in "we" statements. I am obviously being hit on by poly royalty.

MySpace2 pls

bug mode pls

It's fucked to see people talk about abolishing ICE because they're "taking away our big booty latinas" or whatever other nonsense. It's fucked to remind people that other human beings are not sex objects, and their value, rights, and safety are never based on their willingness to fuck you.

I'm a wife's wife

Aiming when you pee is so overrated. Shoot for the moon baby

Femboy vtuber Confucius can't hurt you

susgender

Don't talk to me until I hit the Kirbong

Utah Moment

How do I turn a spiraling series of hyperfixations into cold, hard, cash?

"I'm a little teapot" is an uwu bottom as far as songs go.

When Toucan Sam taught me to follow my nose, I don't think he had any idea what I was gonna put in there

1 like and I'll eat some mac n cheese by myself in my room

I only get naked for weird communists and other assorted degenerates

My lawyer is instructing me to no longer be a silly little guy on the internet

My body is a machine that turns onigiri into inappropriate online content

There have been cutting edge advances in malewife technology (i was born)