The product is never done. There’s just a moment where you say “f*** it” and press launch 🚀

Muting MRR, startups and SaaS is the founder version of moving to the mountains

Founders need one week of sleep and someone to tell them “no” like a kindergarten teacher

I miss that early stage of every project when I still thought the client was normal

What I hear: “We’re a mission-driven company.” What I think: “Mission: survive until next quarter.”

I’ve generated several images for my dog’s memorial. I love the results, but the quality is meh. Do you know any free tools or services that can upscale image quality?

I feel like I’ve seen it all already. Every “new” idea online is just someone remixing their best tweet from 2021 anyway.

“Can you send me a discount?” Sure. Here’s 10% less effort 😎

3 seconds. That’s it. If your headline doesn’t slap, they’re already on YouTube watching raccoons

Nothing like spending 3 hours fixing someone’s “urgent issue” just for them to say, “yeah, I decided it’s not for me”

The only thing heroic about most hero sections is how hard they try to say nothing in 8 bold words.

Launch on Product Hunt, get 1,000 upvotes. In 3 months, your domain redirects to a Japanese casino site.

I’ve started building a web memorial for Simba - the good boy dog I recently lost😢 Simba may be gone, but I’m giving him digital immortality. And it’s not just gonna be a website - it’s gonna feel like him.

IPO stands for “It’s Probably Overvalued”

The stupid algorithm made me lose so many good connections. At some point, it just stops showing you their posts, and over time you forget they even exist. Then one day - boom 💥 they’re back on your timeline and you’re like, damn, where have you been all this time?!

Beginner founder: “Business is so cool. Why don’t everyone do it?” Same founder two months later: “Oh, ok now I got it”

My new business plan: eat clean, sleep well, quit drinking and outlive my competitors 😎

Ok, my business sucks but at least I’m popular among bot girls

Every business has that one client who replies instantly until it’s time to pay

I miss when “networking” meant getting drunk with strangers and calling it business development

Marketing is just the cover-up operation for crimes against product-market fit

5 people saying “good point” for 3 hours and deciding nothing. Yeah, I love meetings.

The news we deserve

RIP Simba - the smartest and kindest good boy I ever had 😢

The real skill in business is sounding confident while dying inside 💯

B2C: ‘That’s cute, I’ll buy it.’ B2B: ‘Let’s loop in procurement, legal, and a guy named Dave who’s on vacation.’

The first 90% of the project takes 90% of the time. The last 10% takes the rest of your life.

You can actually tell how well a startup is doing by the quality of the snacks Free Clif Bars = pre-IPO Generic pretzels = 3 months of runway left

Nothing builds character like refreshing Stripe every 30 seconds hoping someone, somewhere, bought your $9.99 plan

Coworking spaces are gyms for entrepreneurs - you pay, show up twice, and feel productive for the rest of the month

“Customer-centric” means we remembered to add a contact form this time

Startup culture is just the art of pretending free pizza and bean bag chairs make up for your soul being slowly crushed

Every “limited-time offer” has been running since the Obama administration

The concept of “work-life balance” was invented by people who secretly work on Sundays and outwork everyone who believes in it 😈

We’re all just one viral post away from launching a course.

Everyone’s chasing AI unicorns while the guy running a plumbing business just bought a yacht 🛥️

B2C is flirting. B2B is arranged marriage - endless meetings before anyone says yes

Every company claims “we’re data-driven” until the data disagrees with the CEO

Having a team is just playing Hot Potato with responsibilities 🥔

Every startup eventually becomes the kind of company its founders used to make fun of 😬

The CFO’s love language is saying “do we really need this?” on every budget line 💔

Launching a startup is basically announcing to the world: “I’m broke now, but in a really cool innovative way”

There’s a SaaS that’s been in beta since 2009

Doctor: “Do you smoke?” Me: “Only when I’m doing marketing.” Doctor: “Your lungs are in perfect condition.”

My business model: to hope that users will sign up for my tool and forget to cancel before the free trial ends 🤞

Doctor: “Do you smoke?” Me: “Only when I’m doing marketing.” Doctor: “Your lungs are in perfect condition.”

My co-founder said we should pivot. Next day he was gone. All I found was a sticky note: ‘We were never B2B. We were always B2C.’ He hasn’t been seen since.

You start with “Uber for pets.” Four pivots later, you’re running a SaaS that sells Excel templates to dentists.

Just a normal day on X

Learning to ignore the “are you still working on that?” messages from my mom