JK Rowling (2030) : YES! Thanks for scrapping the Equality Act, Reform 👍 Finally those pesky trans people haven't got any rights!! Great work! Now you'll do a new Act that protects women, right? Right guys?

Coverage of Reform wanting to scrap the Equality Act is leaving out the fact that being transgender is a protected characteristic. And just as well - because loads of people, including so called feminists like JK Rowling, would cheer the dismantling of all 8 protections if it harms that 1.

We need to get back to CHRISTIAN values in the UK!! 🇬🇧 ✝️🇬🇧✝️🇬🇧✝️🇬🇧✝️ ✅️ Rich people giving away all their money ✅️ Not judging LGBTQIA+ folk and other 'sinners' ✅️ Welcoming migrants and outsiders ✅️ Feeding and clothing the hungry and the homeless

Had a wonderful time in Belgrade but one thing we were shocked by was seeing graffiti (in the subways) so fascistic, violent and brutal I wouldn't even dare post it on here. 😬

Must be nice to be able to enjoy the new Mackenzie Crook series but unfortunately, as he's prepared to work on a Harry Potter project, and therefore clearly doesn't give a shiny shite about trans people, I won't be watching.

The idea that drag queens parody women is like saying someone dressed as The Doctor at a fan convention is parodying Doctor Who. People dress up as their heroes. The reason our society condemns drag queens is because these are boys (usually) whose heroes are WOMEN. And that's not allowed.

As we enter 'who will be the next Doctor Who?' season can we please stop suggesting people who aren't actors or have limited range as actors. Jarvis Cocker is not an actor. Richard Ayoade is, but hardly with the proven range. And anyway, he's tarnished by his support for Graham Linehan.

The funny thing is I remember hearing about 'I grab em by the pussy' and thinking well, that's the last we'll hear of him...

I liked it better when the President of the United States wasn't a paedophile who shits himself.

Another programme from the magnificent 'Ten Great Writers' strand from 1998 - back when the BBC didn't talk to us like we were idiots. youtu.be/GpbWxx_R3oE?...

Take away the big microphone and this would be a TV show. (The Apprentice : Unfinished Business). It's got TV lighting, sets, makeup etc. But EVERYTHING has to be a podcast, or have the accoutrements of a podcast. True, they have bunged the audio on BBC sounds 🙄

You might all be interested to know my Mum, who is 91 and was Reform curious has gone off them now because 'Farage is too friendly with Trump'.... A good sign 👍

So given that terfs keep losing, when will the WI and Girl Guides rethink their recent decisions?

Another lovely evening in the company of Proust. Translator Terence Kilmartin described Proust's intelligence as being 'extraordinarily adult and sane'. How greatly the world needs an intelligence like that right now...

I am giving up being a human and accepting I am now just a walking incubation system for this cold. Hi, my name is Seasonal Rhinovirus Unit 5.7b.

'Good evening, here is the news. And to save time, here is a list of Tory MPs who didn't defect to Reform today...'

Every advert during a podcast : 'Are your tax bracket and project direction management systems not optimised? Affliffvia can help with our new AI tools!! Our new AI app will help you use AI to improve the AI performance of the AI tools we use for AI.

When the bra and pants you pull out the drawer accidentally colour match and you're all like 'well look at me with all my shit together' 😆

Can't believe Frobisher has let me down like this 😆

Shakespeare and Company (in Paris) was the first bookshop I'd ever been to outside the UK so it didn't occur to me it was an English language bookshop 😂 Because it was just like every other bookshop I'd ever been in!! It was only when I went in a French bookshop I was like... oh yeah... I see 😂😂😂

The final mission.... first you have to get into this speedboat and go to the island where you will pick up an orange banner. If the banner has a picture of a shield on it the player to your left will collect a green medal from the box below the red banner.

Finishing an audiobook : ....then he realised, as he placed his fingers lightly upon the tombstone, that his life had been forever changed by the wonderful teacher he had come to loveAUDIBLEHOPESYOUENJOYEDTHISPRESENTATION!!!!!'

There is one thing Trump could do to help make America great again...

Oops... Uber fucked up 😁

But then on the other hand, the eggs WERE expensive, so y'know... there's that. 🙄

If you ban trans women from spaces because some transphobic women feel uncomfortable, you have to ban non-white women from spaces because racists feel uncomfortable. It's exactly the same logic.

Look at the world. How can where trans women wee be important right now?

Couldn't someone try just telling Trump he owns Greenland now? Give him a certificate or something and he'll go to sleep peacefully cuddling it with his thumb in his mouth.

And so once again Oh, America, my friend And so once again you are fighting us all And when we ask you why You raise your sticks and cry and we fall Oh, my friend, how did you come To trade the fiddle for the drum? Joni Mitchell 1969

A woman told me someone called her the 'T' slur in a ladies toilet..... when she was pregnant. 'We can always tell' huh?

It's funny how angry they get about the Traitors being treacherous when they pretty much ALL said they wanted to be traitors!!

So Robert, what first attracted you to the fascist Nigel Farage?

Sequels that should never have been made: American Civil War II 😭

Star Trek Trois : À la recherche du Spock perdu 😂

I'll say one thing for Farage, he's very strong on waste recycling. Conformatives...

Another Tory defects to Reform...

Ah - when you truly know Christmas is over...

I always do my duolingo at about 11pm. Got that owl shitting himself every day - heh heh

Just popping to the shop to get some butter and coffee.

The most commonly told lie in the world is 'I don't care'.

How long would it take for it to be renamed Trumpland? 🤔

How a man publicly reacts to trans women tells you everything you need to know about how he secretly views cis women.

Midterms this year lads. Hopefully in the US they'll be celebrating by eating the traditional meat for that occasion : lame duck.

Encouraging foreign powers to attack the UK. I'm writing Tommy's name at the round table tonight - he's 100% a traitor.

Just asked on Threads if cis women ever get misgendered. Turns out yes, quite often if they have short hair. Transgender bathroom bans oblige all women to have long hair if they want to safely use female spaces. Go feminism, eh JK?

People saying you have to be born in the UK to be British... is this a Tanzanian singer?

Going to keep saying this - the government obliged me to make an oath before a legal professional that I would live as a female until death. Me using female spaces was implicit in that oath.

In a televisual non-event Christmas the Amandaland special livened things up. Really good - and a lovely little Ab Fab reunion. 🤩

Does anyone else feel the last time they had a Christmas present they were remotely interested in they were like 13? 😂

Fuuuuck man, first morning without Millie, my cat. Cat bereavement is different from human in that there's a weird, habitual loss. Every morning for several years I've got up, said good morning to Millie and opened the door for her. The house was EMPTY this morning.