I miss when country music was about slugging back brews, driving your truck, and toppling the Iraqi government

I hope this doesn't sound naive, but the way we defeat Donald Trump is with the power of art

this may no longer be a popular opinion, but I do still think that Kamala is pretty brat

can't believe I sat through 3.5 hours of The Brutalist and Adrian Belew wasn't even in it

the year is 1997. for just $18, you have obtained a CD containing all of the songs on the My Best Friend’s Wedding soundtrack.

be nice to nerds, they'll rule your technocratic dystopia someday

one trend I expect to come roaring back this year is the effort to transmute lead into gold

this year I'm going to be a different person than who I am

2025 is the year we win the hearts and minds of the Iraqi people

fun fact: it's been 26 years since Tony Soprano said he was worried that he came in at the end

(David Attenborough voice) Django is doing something funny

my main complaint with A Complete Unknown is that I feel like the scene early on where Bob Dylan learns and practices the CAGED chord-scale system (in real time) unnecessarily slowed down the pace of the movie

ending my Gladiator porn parody with the protagonist running his hand through a field of dildos

one thing I've noticed about Christmas songs is that they all reflect a positive to very positive opinion of Christmas

spoiler alert, but in Gladiator 2 he summons the strength of his ancestors to hit Denzel Washington with a rock

Christmas and Hanukkah should collab

kids, we're lowkey getting a divorce

CEO making $120 million per year: government-controlled industries are inefficient

Red One won't win any awards, but I was pretty impressed at the audacity of having Santa Claus say that Hanukkah "fucking sucks" in the opening scene

and the odds aren't great going forward tbh

a murderer named Luigi? what's next, a serial rapist named Sonic the Hedgehog??

BREAKING: the FBI has raided my "adult circus"

life before alcohol was bad

yeah I'm sex-positive; I'm POSITIVE I'm frightened of sex!

I don't like anime

I want the government OUT of my bedroom, unless its agents are wearing thigh-high latex boots and wielding a riding crop

as long as this doesn't impact the whack-off room

herding all my relatives into the basement so I can show them how much better my double kick drum technique has gotten since last year

miracles are real

how many more years of this do you think we have left to get through? I'm gonna say three

Black barbershops

Ahab's Wife 2: Ahab's Wife's Husband

had a nocturnal emission, woke up to learn that Toby Keith died