And just like that we're not talking about MedPods anymore like they're not even a real thing.

Long live the titties

politics So if I go to DC and instigate a felonious overthrow of the government, I get thrown in jail. But Trump does it, and the private companies that penalized him for HIS attempted coup end up having to pay him millions of dollars? Fuck that noise.

Joined UPS MyChoice and they had to send me a snailmail letter with a code that verified my home address - an address which they have been delivering packages for more than 20 years. ::facepalm::

Me and the person at the wheel in my brain.

We found a hole-in-the-wall Mexican and El Salvadorian restaurant/pupusaria that has food reminiscent of my Abuela. It's like I'm in her kitchen, with her next to me, cooking and sharing a moment, her in broken English and me with my very limited Spanish. Happy Saturday!

Everything reminds me of him...

Ever wish you could just walk into the void after work on Friday and not have to deal with another soul for like a month?

I just had a meeting to plan having another meeting. ::sigh:: Is this hell? I think this is hell.

Share your favorite black and white movie. His Girl Friday (1936, I think? It's a perfect screwball comedy)

Someone at the eye doctor is talking about a stemi (stroke) and I'm like "Don't make me pull out my first aid training that I haven't had to use in 30+ years!"

At this moment, Ultra-MAGA morons control: Facebook WhatsApp Twitter TikTok Substack What are you doing with an account on one of these services? Serious question.

In a meeting and someone just said, "I'll have to figure out how to figure this out," and I've never heard a better explantion on troubleshooting complex EHR systems in my life.

Don't forget to leave out milk and poppers tonight

This is the best news to come out of one of my fandoms in FOREVER! Yes!

Tomorrow! Quick! What are y'all wearing to the rapture?

Wait - Tuesday's Rapture Day? Oh thank god - that means I won't have to go to that stupid meeting on Wednesday.

Husband asked me to reorganize the walk-in pantry, and I think I went above and beyond. Not that he won't be able to locate anything, but part of my filing/sorting system is dependent on knowing tomatoes are actually fruit, not vegetables.

What movie do you consider “perfect”?

I feel like the world would be a very different place if we still had River Phoenix.

older pics you still love 📸 This is February 21st, 1992 - our one-week anniversary.

If you are one of the almost 100 Dems who voted to honor the guy who said the Civil Rights Act was a huge mistake, don’t bother asking Black people to vote for you, donate to you or canvass for you next year. Don’t bother. Please. And don’t be shocked if you get a primary opponent.

I normally subscribe to ESPN+ during the NHL season so I can watch my #SJSharks whenever they play. But with ABC pulling their shit? Sorry, boys. Daddy's only gonna catch highlights this season.

The movie may have some quirks, but the soundtrack is seriously amazing. It's like each song was written for each specific scene.

Show me a movie that has a soundtrack that's 10/10.

Just turned to find my husband with a weed pen in one hand and a candy bar in the other. He's having a good evening!

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

My boss actually rolled her eyes at me during a meeting, as I was trying to explain something to her that she said she didn't understand. I've never wanted to rage!quit more in my life.

Yea gods I wish I'd won the lottery jackpot last night so I didn't have to work with idiots anymore.

Don't pay Disney a DIME! If you need to learn how to pirate to get the movies and shows you want, ask your local geek!

Last meeting of the day was supposed to go from 13:00 to 13:30. I finally hung up at 14:50 - and should have hung up before then but "Oh we're so glad you're here helping us" and other bullshit kept me there.

You ever watch people getting interviewed on TV and wonder why there's no dentist that lives in their area?

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once again: I will outlive them. You must outlive them too. We must outlive them, out of spite. Because it would make them so fucking mad.

Waffle House sounds SO GOOD RIGHT NOW! And I'm not even high, nor drunk.

Tripped UP the sidewalk and tore some muscle/tendon in my left leg. I did this in like 2012 in Cost Rica but on the other leg. So I've got 6 months of hobbling around in my future. Dammit.

Well fuck, that hurt.

Do. Not. Support. These. Actresses. They kiss up to hate and kick us queer people in the face.

I definitely just ran into an incognito Santa. His laugh gave him away.

Heard a weird boom when this guy just flew over.

Wolverines!

Warning! If you are currently high, do NOT stare at this picture for 10 minutes like I just did.

Me: Ahh, Fall is in the air! CNN: You just THINK that because of recent cooler weather. Well, Summer's not done quite yet! Me: Well you can just fuck right off. And when you're done, fuck off some more.

This week's episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is probably the most beautiful hour of television. Ever. I'M STILL CRYING!

Also, cooler weather is not only in the air, but in the ground. We're on a well, and the cold water has dropped like 8 degrees in the last couple of weeks. #WinterIsComing

Took the tractor out for the last time this season, so now it's all tucked away. I should get it serviced over the next couple of months. Also, to the critter who was scared & ran under my tractor for safety? Sorry, little dude. Your bits will feed the coyotes, bobcats, and other wildlife tonight.

Can't wait for some RWNJ to tell liberals to "let up with the rhetoric that caused this man to be shot!" Start with your own party, asshats.