I can't find peace and I don't know why...

PUSHED a v2.0!!!! 🙌🙌🙌 > Added Stylish Icon > .crx file download > .xbi file download > more cowbell Now you can download it as a chromium based browser extension or Firefox extension 🥳 I even learned how to do 'releases' on GitHub!

AI got you down? Tired of remembering to call 'Microsoft' 'Microslop'? Well look no further, for I have come to help! github.com/ha3ks/Micros...

"For the SOC Analyst who wants to blog but can't stop looking at dashboards" - github.com/ha3ks/Grafan... - NOW AVAILABLE TO DOWNLOAD / FORK / WHATEVER

New Post - www.ha3ks.com/blog/2025/12...

Back on my making stuff grind. If one person finds this useful then its worth it. github.com/ha3ks/Nginx-...

Mixing things up on the internet lately and since I nuked my Documents folder I am rebuilding myself and my skills/notes. If you haven't already check out the Advent of Cyber on TryHackMe. or better still connect with me on there:- tryhackme.com/p/ha3ks

It's time for an update:

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Yeah, me too 🫠

Go nuts nerds! github.com/ha3ks/Puppet...

'One Take' Film Studios proudly presents... What I've been up to for maybe 4 hours cumulative since last night. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TCv...

My Laptop Died... www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V3N...

What it feels like to be SOC lead during an live threat:

I realise I’ve been neglecting my BlueSky friends.. To catch you up on this week’s events, my laptop is pretty much dead. I have no money to buy a new one and as we’re getting to the Christmas period (tree not up yet) it will be a while before I get one. Till Valhalla MSI GF63 Thin 10SC

Just burned 39 hours of my life playing Power Wash Simulator 2. Fun game. Needed the distraction. Now I need to figure out getting a new laptop when I can't afford to buy one... :/ fuck.

New blog post alert 🚨 #Kubernetes #SelfHost #Linux #K3S www.ha3ks.com/posts/Kubern...

Nailed it. 3 node K3s virtual cluster running 1 web app port forwarded so my machine can access it Sidenote: Spelling mistakes, suck balls.

Got a 3 node Kubernetes cluster working but fighting with YAML is really bringing the rage “Unknown field in spec.template.spec.containers” “error converting YAML to JSON: YAML: line blah blah blah” “Mapping values not allowed in this context” YAML is ‘great’

Yay high score!! What do I win?...

Downloading 24,000+ screenshots to free up space on your phone counts as ‘good data management’ … rite?

'Oh man your music is sick' Me: Yeah I know, got all the classics; Gorillaz, Rob Bailey and the Hustle Standard, Stones, SOAD, LP, Lizzo, Slipknot 'what was that last one?' Me: Slipknot(?) 'No the one before?' Me: Oh Linkin Park! 'No the other one?' Me: System Of A Down(?)

Oh god, it’s @scott.hanselman.com and @markrussinovich.bsky.social in cartoon form 🤣🤣🤣

Setting up a FortiGate in VMWare 😱 www.ha3ks.com/posts/Runnin... #Fortigate #NetworkSecurity #LabEveryDay #ShapesAndColours

Yes, I am Forklift Certified:

Rolled back to iOS 18.6 That 26 Public Beta is hot garbage juice.

It would be a terrible time to put reverse shell code into identification images in the ‘UK’ right now… Oh, crap. I shouldn’t have said UK. Oh, crap, I shouldn’t have said identification images. Oh crap! I certainly shouldn’t have said reverse shell!

Thank you. I am blessed and honoured to receive this.

🚨🚨🚨 CRITICAL: 3 Cisco ISE vulnerabilities (CVSS 10.0) allow complete network takeover No authentication needed. Root access granted. Patch NOW: ISE 3.3 → Patch 7 ISE 3.4 → Patch 2 CVE-2025-20281 CVE-2025-20282 CVE-2025-20337

Leeroy Jenkins! Is 20 years old!!! 👴

Only Anakin Skywalker knows how it feels to be alive in Yorkshire during a heatwave.

I think we can all agree that the best web browser out of all of them is; The one in here 👉😶 ✅ Infinite entertainment ✅ No ads ✅ Advanced AGI ✅ Meme creation ✅ Themes ✅ “Incognito browsing” mode ✅ 8K 3D UHD ✅ Infinite History And then there’s Brave ⚡️💥🍦

Finally, the age of man, ends! x.com/jack/status/...

Built a working local hosted PBX, multiple machines can connect and talk with each other.... now to figure out 'external' calling and getting it into the cloud. Oh I got a new job too ;)

Body: Hey you know what you haven't been plagued by recently? Me: What now? Body: Tonsilitis. Me: Oh come on... Body: You feel your throat getting tighter? Me: ... Body: Difficulty swallowing? Body: Rip and Tear baby, Rip and Tear!

Bit of a longshot and cross posting this on all my socials.. Do I know anyone at @microsoftlearn.bsky.social regarding bulk purchase of certification exams? i.e. buying multiple exams and taking them over the period of say a year?

This is an Xbox Cc @microsoftuk.bsky.social @microsoft.com

Cisco Certified Ethical Hacker an Honest Review www.ha3ks.com/posts/20062025

😶‍🌫️🥷 View my verified achievement from @learningatcisco.bsky.social www.credly.com/badges/87744...

All I did was right click on an image.... 😱

Came up with a new acronym for the OSI Model: “INASPIPDNTSPAIETRYM” It’s Nothing About Sausage Pizza It’s Physical Data link Network Transport Session Presentation and Application Its Easy To Remember You Mong Yes, “INASPIPDNTSPAIETRYM”

Oh no, some evil bad guys definitely wouldn't take shots at 'gamers' rite? I mean they definitely wouldn't use the 'far better' hardware for nefarious purposes rite? Is it time for a new article?

Hey @poppastring.com do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior DasBlog? In this case however it's related to the App service plan, I had one previously on Pay-as-you-go but noticed it very quickly started to run up the costs 1/2

Me if I had back all the money I have wasted in my lifetime:

If you see this, post your get away vehicle.

Hey @scott.hanselman.com, have you ever done a blog post on 'posting to das blog'? I can spin up a page in Azure easy enough but always wondered about posting to it. I'm so used to sending everything in Markdown to GH-Pages.. fancy something 'new'.

Halo O.D.S.T. 2 (HellDivers 2) is an amazing game with absolutely no bugs whatsoever. "Oh shit did I left the stove on!"

🎶 Woah, I never meant to brag But I got him where I want him now 🎶