remember the amazing reason

you can be purple. don't let anyone ever tell you that you cannot be purple.

guys, I could really use some Wario's Woods fan art. Draw any of the bosses (NES or SNES) and I'll be happy.

Yoshi themed Panel de Pon (Tetris Attack) is the best version. It's so cute and cuddly and just makes me smile for miles. The pixel art is fantastic too.

bitch get this shit out of my face

Even though it's stupidly restrictive I do hope I unlock the "playable" video game options in Animal Crossing NH 3.0. I've been working very hard on that silly hotel!!

I do not gleefully celebrate the death of terrible people but that is mostly because I prefer not to think of terrible people AT ALL.

somewhere out there is a guy complaining the Animal Crossing NH free update made the game "too easy." I hope they stub their toe.

A quarter century later I still quote this comic. THAT is the lasting legacy of Dilbert.

My Nintendo Switch Year End Review for 2025 shows I've gone from over 800 hours to just 414 in Ring Fit Adventure... but I still play it the most. I cut exercise in half for the sake of my blood pressure, keeping it under 120/80 consistently, and playing more "chill" games.

I'm going to dress you up in overalls and a red cap.

I'm $140 away from my goal and I'm only able to save about $5 a month, if that.

I had a very odd dream that I was costume designer on a live-action Cyanide & Happiness. I came up with these barrel-shaped sleeveless shirts that went down to the knee. Underneath that people wore black long sleeve turtlenecks with black gloves, black pants, and black shoes.

Finished Once Upon A Katamari most of the way. Loved every second of it. All crowns, all cousins, all presents, all faces and emotions... Now if only I could find people to play with online!

how come atomic purple consoles keep losing their purple color becoming almost completely transparent instead of just translucent?

I haven't been able to get an updated ID, so if I suddenly disappear that's why.

"my stuff doesn't get enough attention on bsky." Your stuff isn't getting enough attention on Twitter. 90% of those people are fake. The site's dead.

I think that Keita Takahashi should get that genius grant thing so he can just keep making whatever weird games he wants without having to worry about "profit."

I feel like handheld games are perfect for playing while lying in bed. Then, of course, Mario 3D Land hits me with this.

I wanna talk about silly video games and not about how the world is hell. This isn't me ignoring what's going on. That's impossible. I live with it constantly! I just want to have a little joy.

I use the oxford comma like the divider in the check-out lane. No, those last two things are not together! See?

youtube video idea: THE RISE AND FALL OF your cock

ICP by William Stieg.

if you don't want people to call your slop slop then don't be a slop-jockey.

hey nerds, anyone awake?

post-christmas Famicom pickups. I'm really happy to have that piece of shit Labyrinth game in my collection now!

It's that time of year where you write the wrong year on all your checks for a couple weeks.

If I wasn't a mole or a bear I'd be a kangaroo so I could stuff you in my pouch and you'd get to ride around as I cooked and cleaned about the house. Also video game time would be more fun because you'd be down there with the second controller.

sure, shit yourself. SUIT! I MEANT TO SAY SUIT!!

This tiny luigi hatched out of an egg.

Christmas haul. I got a lil cash too, so I might be buying some vintage games next year.

The Christmas That Nearly Got Cancelled But Then Didn't Only To Then Be Postponed By Another Unforeseen Incident But A Miracle Made It Resume (1987, 23min)

Wouldn't it be nice if every day were Cave Christmas?

I didn't have anything to wrap this year, and I really like wrapping presents, so... I wrapped up one of my spare Atari cartridges.

The final day of the Super Mario Advent calendar is Mario. Ho hum another lame chocolate in one of the same six shapes? OH! It's actually a Gold Salted Caramel Kit Kat with an encouraging message!! It's a Christmas miracle!

part of the magic of fixing Charlie Brown's tree involves making Shermy appear out of nowhere.

I'm getting sick of seeing The Gamers give up and say "oh well guess this is the new normal" as the prices of computer parts become unobtainable. Those idiots terrified people for LESS not too long ago. What a bunch of weak-willed lily-livered good-for-nothings.

day 23 of the Super Mario advent calendar. Donkey Kong and a chocolate coin. Only one more day to go... going by this pattern so far it'll probably be the yoshi egg.

Ya know, being honest... I probably WOULD have this game in 1991. I had the Wayne's World game... This isn't just a weird "Uncle Game." It's an "Aunt Game."

Calling all 6502/NES programmers! We recently preserved and shared a source code snapshot of the lost Police Academy game! Which is great, except it's in a pretty bad state. I'm hoping there's enough to "revert" back to its trade show demo. Any interest in helping? www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/pgm4m...

*runs in with a tray of cookies and then trips and a few of the cookies hit the ground exploding into small fiery balls.* Okay, don't eat the exploding ones.

my eyes are down here (because I'm a little mole and I may or may not already be in a hole.)

Day 22 of the Super Mario advent is King Bowser Koopa and behind him is a fire flower. I have a feeling there's nothing special behind the 24th door. I don't expect much for $3, but this thing is still pretty disappointing.

Wait a minute, come here *Sniffs you.* Wait... *sniffs you harder.*

ALL STAR WATERSPORTS

I wish I was opening a Mario advent with little toys inside not this cheap shitty chocolate. I have one of those, but I don't wanna open it because I only have one. Anyway, day 21 is Lakitu and behind him is a Star Man.

Day 20 of the mario advent calendar is a piranha plant and behind him is a super mushroom... I keep puttin these chocolates in a little baggie because I don't want to eat them. I can't tell if I am so disgusted by American milk chocolate or if these are actually poison, but the quality is SO LOW.

2nd place ain't too bad #Tetris99

It's funny to think about people watching the older Peanuts specials and instead of Peppermint Patty and Marcie and Franklin they see weirdos like 5, 3&4, Shermie, Patty, Violet, and Frieda. These characters would never be seen again by the 80s.

day 19 of the Super Mario advent is Rosalina. Behind her is a question mark block.