"you should get regular cancer screenings at your age" la-dee-dah, mr moneybags over here

Thinking about how Microsoft was doing some lame pick-up artist shit on Nintendo back in the day. "Hey, baby, we're both in Washington..."

Wellllp, it looks like in the newest Tomodachi Life game, you can finally get your mii OVER level 99.

Does anyone remember that episode of Muppet Babies written by Harlan Ellison?

Brown is a lovely color. It's what you get when you mix all the colors together or just two colors from opposite ends of the color wheel. It comes in many shades and is very versatile. It pairs well with other colors. I like it.

The remakes are done outsourced to other studios... which means that Nintendo's R&D studios are definitely making original entries. They just aren't ready yet!

I can't believe Donkey Kong showed his balls in the new Nintendo Direct

Nintendo Direct predictions: someone is going to fart and Zelda

I have poisoned targeted advertising by only being interested in completely weird things that the algorithm cannot comprehend in a commercially profitable way.

I rarely dream about video games, but there's two kinds of video game nightmares I have frequently had. One is a hyper-realistic Castlevania type game (WAY before the hyper-realistic blood thing was a meme) and the Venom stage of Star Fox 64... for some reason.

To the guy who brought his 3DS to the Regal Cinema showing of the Digial Circus finale: thank you for having StreetPass on!

wait a minute...

*when someone asks me to talk dirty to them.* "you're a dumb smelly poopy pants."

We'll probably go to see the final Dingle Circle on the 5th. If we can't make it then, at least it'll still be playing on the 8th.

mina the hollower should hang out in the hood of my hoodie she needs a hammock nap

I got suckered into Ball X Pit because of the free demo. The physical game is cheap ($30) and it comes with a poster and little playing cards! I very much appreciate getting ANY feelies in a modern game release.

happy pride

one of my favorite old-timey gags is someone saying "well, let me have it!" and then getting socked in the puss.

Dragon Quest is 40. Here's four D(ragon Quest) games for the Famicom. These aren't especially rare or anything, but it's cool to have a complete set of something in my Fami collection! I think the only other complete set I have is the three Wagyan Lands.

Paramount made it very easy to boycott their app by making it run like dogshit on the PS4. Worst, most glitchy app on the whole system.

I am a little stuck with my writing at the moment but I would NEVER ask a machine to help with that. Gen AI can fuck off.

We HATE price stickers when they're on the game box!... .......unless it's from when the game sold back in the day, then it's a neat time capsule

A very early memory of mine is watching Saturday Supercade in 1984/85 before it went off the air. Kangaroo was my favorite segment and the arcade game was at the local roller rink. I was too small to reach the controls of those arcade cabinets, but I liked looking at them! #TomodachiLife

inside you are 15 crows, 20 opossums, 50 rats, and 1000 spiders. It's pretty fucking cool in here.

*shows tiny mole foot.*

You should try this wonderful lunch, it's more than a delicious tasty crunch. #DeadlyPremonition #TomodachiLife

on my island, my little critters Pepper (an opossum) and Butter (a mouse) had their own kid, Ghee (half possum-mouse.) They got divorced two days later. #TomodachiLife

I couldn't resist putting one of my favorite bad game characters in my Tomodachi island. #DeadlyPremonition #TomodachiLife

I hate being wide awake at a time when EVERYONE is asleep.

Showing your kids a PG movie now is fine, but in the 80s you had to make sure there wasn't any nudity first.

www.vgmuseum.com/images/nes/0... Okay how long has that dumb meme been hidden on this page

Welcome to my island, Necky The Fox of Famitsu magazine! #TomodachiLife

There are some obscure video game characters I'd love to add to my tomodachi island, but most of the human ones would just look like... generic white guys, and I'd rather have a good mix. Sadly, that's just how video games were back then.

Trying to think of some more weird or forgotten mascots to add to my island before it's full. I have Jackey The Jackrabbit from Tecmo and Asmik-kun from Asmik. #TomodachiLife

there needs to be more sexy vanity photos of people posing with their vintage video games

Just A Boy And His Blob having a walk around town #TomodachiLife

"guys, I think I hear mom coming" *extremely fast and tiny scurrying sounds coming towards your door.*

The "Christ, What An Asshole" meme is 20 years old. web.archive.org/web/20060203...

I am having trouble falling asleep wh uh a goth opossum

thank for you a lovely day

Yeah, I'm totally momcore. Maternal-punk. Are you into motherwave?

It may not be the game company's fault that they can't sell their consoles cheaper... I put that blame almost entirely on the scumbros that can't stop chasing that AI bubble. Doesn't mean I have to be sorry for them. I'd rather they sold at a loss. I don't care if they lose billions of dollars.

what y'all gettin me for mother's day?

guys, just so you know, you have the power to be my friend.

My Tomodachi island is mostly filled with classic video game weirdos and OCs. Ask me about any of them. #TomodachiLife

I don't want 20+ episode seasons to come back. I never liked them, and always preferred quality over quantity. I *do* want series to return to regular annual schedules though. Anything longer than 1.5 years is too long.

I like big noses I want to grab them.

Where did you come from, where did you go, hit by a big car, Cyberdillo #TomodachiLife

You'll have to excuse him, he's allergic to silence. #TomodachiLife

We only have Good Fur Days in #TomodachiLife