I’d rather swallow a denim jacket whole than go to the gym rn but here we go

happy 4/20, loser 💨🍃💕

Bieber fever alive and well

I want to go to the aquarium I miss the octopus 🐙

found a strand of my hair in my cats whiskers. nothing is safe

working out at home is nice bc I can hit the bong between sets 😋

k so what are you getting me for my birthday? 😇

True

Need to rewatch scandal just so I can stare at Tony Goldwyn

Idk something about calling a man a fat bitch does it for me

Married people are always so miserable 😭😂

A list of things men do that piss me off: 1. Breathe

I have started eating popsicles in the shower and it I don’t think I’ll ever stop

Usually my brother ruins the holidays but I feel like this is my year to shine

Good morning, losers Have a terrible day 💋 #findom

Employee of the quarter AND a raise 💅🏼 Money loves me ✨ #findom

Employee of Q4 💅🏼

I left a mean note with my Venmo on someone’s car that was in my parking spot that I pay $60 a month for and they actually sent LOL I love being me, money flows to me so effortlessly 💅🏼✨ #findom #femdom #domme

Slowly but surely becoming a work gym eat sleep girly and I’ve never been more at peace 🥰

don’t forget your full moon rituals ✨ I am healthy I am wealthy I am rich I am that bitch 💅🏼

I know ima witch bc I pulled up to the gym and there was ONE man in there and I thought “ugh a man. Get out” and he left 😂💅🏼

goodnight, freaks 💋 tomorrow’s a full moon & I’ll be manifesting your relapse, prepare yourself ✨😇 #findom #femdom #domme

open wide, foot freak 💋 #findom #femdom #domme #mommy

it’s Me, I’m the mean girl who wants your money 💋✨ #findom #femdom #domme

I hope you have a terrible day 💘😽 #findom #femdom #domme #bratty #betasafe

off to make boys cry 💘 #findom #femdom #domme #mommy #bratty #titties #betasafe

I 🩷 old man subs 😇😇 #findom

Every day I wake up with severe neck pain I think of the man who totaled my car in 2022 and I hope he lives a very long, miserable, painful life 🙂

Good morninggg I slept terrible & now it’s your problem Coffee, now 💸 #findom #femdom #domme

boots & tights season is finally here how will you ever survive…? hopefully you won’t 💋 #findom #femdom #domme

wish I was stepping on your face, but the stair master will have to suffice for tonight 💋 P.S. I want new gym shoes, loser 💸 #findom #femdom #domme

I 🩷 old man subs 😇😇 #findom

I keep losing weight and all my clothes are getting too big I guess you get to buy me a new wardrobe while I continue to get even hotter & more out of your league 😚 #findom #femdom #domme

I want a sub that sends when I go to the gym A little extra motivation lmao

literally 💅🏼 #findom

Lovely rainy day for ramen with the girls, on you 💋

boots & tights season is finally here how will you ever survive…? hopefully you won’t 💋 #findom #femdom #domme

My duty, as an American 🫡

I look so cute today 💅🏼 Like more than usual

barking

Manifesting a local sub to abuse 🥰

I don’t wanna cook tonight so that means you’re paying for door dash Yes, YOU! 💋 #findom #femdom #domme

being submissive and being a boring predictable loser is not the same thing FYI #findom #femdom #domme

my name looks so pretty in your “recent transactions” ✨💅🏼 #findom

it’s true 💋💳 #findom

sprained my ankle AGAIN 🥲 send me your paycheck to make me feel better 🥰