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AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Not a pen that. 50/50

So, Glasner or Iraola? Unless the club throw a massive curveball and surprise us all.

Thanks for No. 20 Arne, but we've gone backwards this season in a massive way. He had to go.

I need to watch this film. Listen to this monologue...

Love going out for daytime drinks with Mrs. H, but fuck me town is shite nowadays. Bellends everywhere.

Eagle Rare on offer in Tesco. Don't mind if I do.

'kinell. Goal, lad.

What a ball, and what a volley. Brilliant goal that.

Fucking games gone if that's not handball. Fucking joke.

Name 10 artists/bands you've obsessed over at some point: Led Zeppelin (still do) Pink Floyd AC/DC Slayer Metallica Clutch Faith No More Beastie Boys Tool Opeth

Fucks sake. Arlarse that.

Oh no, feel for Hearts there.

Fuck this shit.

That Dr. Todd character on Emmerdale Farm is really making me angry. She's a proper evil bully cunt.

Can't believe we're only just getting onto Mr. Inbetween Best thing we've watched in ages. Funny, and VERY dark at times. Highly recommend.

Food in Mowgli is heavy.

Meh.

Fuck off Slot you fucking dickhead. Take off our only threat and leave that loaf Gakpo on. Nice one lad. 🤡

No goal.

SHIIIIIIIIIITE

Any "Scouser." Liverpool fan, or Everton fan who's voted for this horrible fucking gobshite, hang your head in shame. Your either a racist or a gullible dopey twat. Probably both. Fuck off & support Chelsea you fucking helmet🖕🖕🖕

Having a conversation with the missus, who would be your 5 ideal guests for tea (not dinner, I'm Scouse), living or dead... Mine are David Mitchell Victoria Coren Mitchell Sir David Attenborough Bon Scott Sean Lock Be a boss night that.

I've been married to my lovely wife for 28 years tomorrow. 28 years. TWENTY EIGHT YEARS. Pass us that whisky la.

Yerrrs, the BBC have wheeled out the Victorian Pencil Rees-Mogg. Cunt.

Well done Hackney! 👍

Anyone reckon Starmer will quit/be fucked off?

Swear to god if reform get Knowsley council they're not getting a fucking single penny off me in council tax.

Fucking state of these elections results. Gobshites.

Absolutely brilliant! Wu Yize. Superb.

Come on Wu!

Superb snooker.

Some unreal potting from Wu tonight, and to be fair Shaun Murphy has had his fair share of incredible long pots. Really enjoying this match.

Fucks sake. Fuck off Flavor Flav. Absolutely shite defending.

For fucks sake, Gakpo! 😂😂😂

Get the fuck in Dom lad.

I'm done.

I'm just gonna sit here shouting "oh fuck off" and "for fucks sake" all afternoon, aren't I? Mainly at Gakpo.

Fucking fuck off.

Let fucking have these manc twats. #UTFR

WUUUUUUUUU

Wu Yize Clan

That's one of the best games of snooker I've ever watched, it had everything. Made up for Wu Yize, gutted for Mark Allen. Superb stuff, can't wait for the final.

I can't believe what I'm watching here 😂😱

That's got to be game over for Wu now.

Fuck me, this match! Both players look nervous as hell in these closing frames, a few pretty bad misses, but at the same time some fantastic shots. #snooker

How fucking hard is it to put your fucking phone on silent or turn the fucking thing off, for fucks sake?

Sod the footy I'm watching the snooker.