Can't help what you're born with -- or not born with:

They won't stop:

The mean girls are at me again:

For "a friend."

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Nurse Jacqueline on public street

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Let's hear it for small-penis humiliation and the mean girls who love it:

Anyone else get stuff like this? #nudity

Nothing like finding out your coworkers and neighbors saw your nude pics.

When Crunchyroll (or Sony) took over Funimation, it completely erased my digital library. To me, that's theft. Remember that before you purchase anything from these people.

@xochristinats.bsky.social If you want to do something with a dude who was in two small-penis pageants ... 😁

That's from Miss America 2015 on the left below, 1975 on the right. Which (body, not face) is more attractive? I'd argue 1975 because her body is soft, not "toned." But it's also fit/thin. She didn't go to the gym; she just didn't pig out.

Alan and Chris on "Film Threat" are growing on me. Possibly because they are my demo. More likely because, as they describe themselves, they are the 2 Stooges of film critics (Larry and Moe).

Been reading Nosferatu reviews. Sounds like it's for you if you dig artsy, gloomy, and pretentious. Not for you if you want scary and fun. In other words, likely box office dud.

Now we'll hear that Cousins will seek revenge against the Vikes next week. Never understood that. When a player leaves for more money, shouldn't we seek revenge on him?

Knew we'd win. Never a doubt. Lol.

@fluffylia.bsky.social I'm 67 and competed twice in "smallest penis" pageants in New York. Am in Minnesota now but assume you are not. Video could be fun, though.

These damn Vikings games are beyond frustrating.

Sorry, but watching the new Lions dominate on Thanksgiving is no more entertaining than watching the old Lions get dominated on Thanksgiving.

For those who messaged me asking "how small is it?" -- this small:

Trying to find some Vikings fans on here. Any Vikings fans? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller ...?

Yes, I have a small one, but please don't hold it. Against me.