me: i don't understand why i'm sleeping so bad lately also me: *forgets prescription medicine the last 4 days*

yes i stayed up to watch the game and yes i have an all-day seminar today

my wife told me about a colleague that has requested "no spolers" from last night's game and i think that's so funny

politikerene i norge har allerede åpnet for utvidet skjenketid og nå ønsker nattog og skolefri i forbindelse med vm. jeg har en enklere idé: norge bør innføre vm tid, dvs vi stiller klokkene 6 timer tilbake slik vi er i samme tidsone som østkysten i usa

guess what? jeg er supersmart!

my boy max is 2 yrs old today 🥹🥹🥹

amazing how things have changed m.youtube.com/watch?v=y0iP...

the train toilets here have electric doors/locks and last night it malfunctioned so that it opened up while i was sitting there with my skirt pulled up to my waist and my panties below my knees, and ofc there were a dozen people standing there looking at me 😖😭

it's so weird to have a grown up kid and just randomly run into him in the city hanging out with his friends

no, i don't need an ai assistant to read a fucking pdf

norwegians cannot comprehend public transport so punctual that departues can be timed to the half-minute

i've officially become one of *those* people (buying a pram for my cat)

enjoying a danish danish

copenhagen has a nice metro but i think it's crazy they're letting me drive

did yall know this?? literally blew my mind

i thought so too when i was in h.s. working at an arby's until a little kid walked up and asked "can i get a refill" in an impossibly deep and slow motion voice & then the bushes by the drive-thru turned blue and i was like shit, am i still trippin?

found a shirt for the work summer party

sverige har klart et mål, helt krise!

is this something?

max is utterly spellbound by david attenborough animal shows

i wish david attenborough would narrate my cat's day

art of the deal

the church bells have been ringing for 45 minutes and i think i'm losing my mind

max just came in with a hundred feathers in his mouth 🤮

det er 24 år siden jeg flyttet til norge og jeg undrer meg fortsatt over russefeiringen...how is this still a thing??

i think the rain in scotland is greatly exaggerated, this is my 5th day here and i only just now had to use my umbrella

hvor lett er det å stjele buss?

what can i say i love castles

and why shouldn't i have the frieren trapped in a mimic figure?

samma dama som plagierte britisk anti trans retorikk argumenter nå for "menns likestilling"

why bother participating in the world cup when you can buy the same trophy on argyle street

can't wait to try the local delicacies

i've been playing this damn game for years and i finally got ace ranking now i can delete it forever

i think it's great that oslo now has a monument to norway's national dish

"chocolate ball day"? wtf is that?

so tired i just brought my empty coffee cup with me to the bathroom

there's a guy on my train who look just like norm from cheers and it's doing my head in

russebuss svindel shot/chaser

i think i solved the mystery

grumpy bear lives on the sofa downstairs so how and why did he end up by my bed the other day 🤔

what a relief for chelsea, they only have to face one guy in the fa cup final

we just had a 3.3 earthquake centered near my house this morning and we were lowkey freaking out. listen i know that's not very strong but we just don't get those here

micheal stipe said trans rights 🩷 i love you michael!

also how cute are the doc marten mary janes??

fuck it i'm wearing overalls to work today

i may have to check out that godzilla show it looks fire

"denne politisk markeringen er blitt altfor politisk" 🤡

goodbye my beautiful friend Savé 🌸 @rosaskapning.bsky.social You are a bright (pink) spot in a cloudy, unfair world. I'm so glad you invited me out a couple weeks ago, it was great to see you happy and making plans 😥

something i love about norway is there is a word for this time period: romjul, literally "space christmas" happy space christmas dr. craig