beware of dog

watching '3 nuts for ash-pot' classic story of a bieexual prince who falls for a gender fluid girl

feeling adventurous so i'm trying out something i haven't done in years: skinny jeans

"can max come out and play?"

it's a christmas miracle

a perfect sunday is watching biathlon and building a blanket fort for my cat

i used to love this time of year, and there are still things i like, but it's complicated and now i have to will myself through it by doing christmassy stuff or going for a run

rode the big wheel at the christmas market today and it was honestly kind of breathtaking

mirror selfie wrapped

finally some colder temps and a chance to break out my one-piece suit that max loves so much

😖😖😖

i caught sam drinking dishwater and i didn't know whether to shout "sam!" or "dammit!" so it came out "sammit!" and now that's just what i say

i'm begging people to stop supporting/sharing these scams. bad enough to take from people on this app who may not have much, truly shitty to do so in the name of even more desperate people who will not benefit from it

bonus gift/content

update:

i hope the boys like their christmas present

on twitter the scam artists rely on greed to sell you crypto, here they prey on your goodwill. it's gross but what i'm wondering is how are they able to get this in my mentions without replying to or tagging me?

just learned about redveil and now i need this record

heartwarming story about how fucked up healthcare in the u.s. is

just realized it's now 10 yrs since i started my transition. whoop-dee-do.

Så tenner vi to lys i dag, for sein søndagsfrokost og ferdig middag fra i går i kjøleskapet.

it's crazy how trump's opinions are always formed by the last person he talked to

i'm one of those annyoying people that will tell you godspell is better everytime you bring up jesus christ superstar

making friends at the christmas market

i wish norway would boycott eurovision but i know they won't

i'm sure you mean hoboken but i've never been there. hamar station is pretty this time of year though

where is she going?

å nei vi må beskytte dem!

i went binged some bob dylan this soring and now my listening age is 77 🙄

oh wow and it's only been almost 12 yrs since russia unilaterally annexed part of ukraine! meanwhile i'm convinced that the "atomkraft? nein danke" stickers i used to see on every other car in germany were paid for by the oil industry

you turn on the tv in the not distant future: "Hi! We here at Disney+ are saddend to learn about the loss of /your child/ we know how much they loved /Lilo & Stitch/ therefore through the magic of Disney AI we are happy to offer you this new version starring /your child/ at a special low price

i love how block works on bsky, you hit that and it really is goodbye 👋

got a new tie dye at a local christmas market. festive.

he likes the snow he just doesn't want to actually touch it

end of the week got me like

went for the kebab flavor and you know what? they do taste very kebab 8/10, would have got full marks if they were spicier

help me out: kebab pringles or flame grilled steak?

my mom once admitted that one reason she liked the show ER is she thought noah wyle (dr. john carter) looked like me, that's why i'm so happy she can now watch him in The Pitt and continue to imagine the son she should have had

15 yrs ago i watched a tv docu about "special planes," they did trump's jet and he was there braggjng about its rolls royce engines bc "only the best" was good enough for him. the last delta flight i took had rolls royce engines ffs, and he still has no one to tell him how stupid he sounds

an american colleague just said "happy thanksgiving" and i was like, huh? what? oh yeah...

the most terrifying beast is of course the "white lady" sometimes known as karen or becky or kamilla

mythical beasts of germany...tag yourself!

yes, yes, yes, yes

a movie that takes place where you're from

looking back i'm glad i decided to have my mid-life crisis at 25, it's made everything since so much easier

i don't like my sushi slathered in gunk thank you very much

saw predator badlands and i liked it though it's not a lot like the other 2 i've seen. it's interesting that these days we humanize our monsters and place the monstrosity on the ones who look most like us

jeg er gammel nok til å huske da trump sa at norske innvandrere var velkomne i usa

i've been working with a faulty work p.c. for years bc going into IT and switching it out is such a pain. i finally did the deed and i almost regret it. why does microsoft not understand the possibility of using more than one language??