there's a guy on my train who look just like norm from cheers and it's doing my head in

russebuss svindel shot/chaser

i think i solved the mystery

grumpy bear lives on the sofa downstairs so how and why did he end up by my bed the other day 🤔

what a relief for chelsea, they only have to face one guy in the fa cup final

we just had a 3.3 earthquake centered near my house this morning and we were lowkey freaking out. listen i know that's not very strong but we just don't get those here

micheal stipe said trans rights 🩷 i love you michael!

also how cute are the doc marten mary janes??

fuck it i'm wearing overalls to work today

i may have to check out that godzilla show it looks fire

"denne politisk markeringen er blitt altfor politisk" 🤡

goodbye my beautiful friend Savé 🌸 @rosaskapning.bsky.social You are a bright (pink) spot in a cloudy, unfair world. I'm so glad you invited me out a couple weeks ago, it was great to see you happy and making plans 😥

something i love about norway is there is a word for this time period: romjul, literally "space christmas" happy space christmas dr. craig

good morning and merry christmas 🎅 🎄

beware of dog

watching '3 nuts for ash-pot' classic story of a bieexual prince who falls for a gender fluid girl

feeling adventurous so i'm trying out something i haven't done in years: skinny jeans

"can max come out and play?"

it's a christmas miracle

a perfect sunday is watching biathlon and building a blanket fort for my cat

rode the big wheel at the christmas market today and it was honestly kind of breathtaking

😖😖😖

i caught sam drinking dishwater and i didn't know whether to shout "sam!" or "dammit!" so it came out "sammit!" and now that's just what i say

i'm begging people to stop supporting/sharing these scams. bad enough to take from people on this app who may not have much, truly shitty to do so in the name of even more desperate people who will not benefit from it

bonus gift/content

update:

i hope the boys like their christmas present

on twitter the scam artists rely on greed to sell you crypto, here they prey on your goodwill. it's gross but what i'm wondering is how are they able to get this in my mentions without replying to or tagging me?

just learned about redveil and now i need this record

heartwarming story about how fucked up healthcare in the u.s. is

just realized it's now 10 yrs since i started my transition. whoop-dee-do.

Så tenner vi to lys i dag, for sein søndagsfrokost og ferdig middag fra i går i kjøleskapet.

it's crazy how trump's opinions are always formed by the last person he talked to

i'm one of those annyoying people that will tell you godspell is better everytime you bring up jesus christ superstar

i wish norway would boycott eurovision but i know they won't

i'm sure you mean hoboken but i've never been there. hamar station is pretty this time of year though

å nei vi må beskytte dem!

i went binged some bob dylan this soring and now my listening age is 77 🙄

oh wow and it's only been almost 12 yrs since russia unilaterally annexed part of ukraine! meanwhile i'm convinced that the "atomkraft? nein danke" stickers i used to see on every other car in germany were paid for by the oil industry

you turn on the tv in the not distant future: "Hi! We here at Disney+ are saddend to learn about the loss of /your child/ we know how much they loved /Lilo & Stitch/ therefore through the magic of Disney AI we are happy to offer you this new version starring /your child/ at a special low price

i love how block works on bsky, you hit that and it really is goodbye 👋

end of the week got me like

went for the kebab flavor and you know what? they do taste very kebab 8/10, would have got full marks if they were spicier

help me out: kebab pringles or flame grilled steak?

my mom once admitted that one reason she liked the show ER is she thought noah wyle (dr. john carter) looked like me, that's why i'm so happy she can now watch him in The Pitt and continue to imagine the son she should have had

15 yrs ago i watched a tv docu about "special planes," they did trump's jet and he was there braggjng about its rolls royce engines bc "only the best" was good enough for him. the last delta flight i took had rolls royce engines ffs, and he still has no one to tell him how stupid he sounds

an american colleague just said "happy thanksgiving" and i was like, huh? what? oh yeah...

the most terrifying beast is of course the "white lady" sometimes known as karen or becky or kamilla