My wife: “Why do I hear more Spanish coming from your phone than mine?”
Me: *Thinks back to morning car ride 🗣️ Esta noche me hago el interrogante
Y le pongo fin a la impostora, usurpadora
Exijo contigo una entrevista
Sospecho plagio a mi señora, mala imitadora🗣️*
Me: “Dunno?”
7 days ago