I need magats to understand there’s really no benefit to obtaining Greenland and that this is alienating the US from our biggest trade partners further.

Wake up Deadman was a fantastic continuation.

The office for the day.

I asked my wife if she thought I was cool and she responded with: “How many chefs have a lock picking kit in their knife rolls?”

Going slightly mullet-ish with this haircut but I kinda like it.

Any game dev or writer you liked in the early 2000’s is likely human garbage and does nothing but post bad takes on twitter anymore.

*Thinks back on my 15 years of kitchen experience and animal butchery* I could probably make a crazy serial killer POV story honestly.

Do something right 10,000 times and this shit still happens…

As someone who has never considered himself as conventionally attractive catching people looking at me in public really has a negative effect on my psyche. Like yes hello I am a troll in the flesh no need to stare.

My wife: “Why do I hear more Spanish coming from your phone than mine?” Me: *Thinks back to morning car ride 🗣️ Esta noche me hago el interrogante Y le pongo fin a la impostora, usurpadora Exijo contigo una entrevista Sospecho plagio a mi señora, mala imitadora🗣️* Me: “Dunno?”

Tacobell Run

One of my older coworkers called me a “cracker n*zi” the other day cause I have a specific amount I put on each plate after cost analysis and only give them a certain amount each day they can allocate to extras after. I firmly told him never to associate my name with that terminology again.

Random: “We’ll your favorite head of state would be on the list to-“ Me: “LELOUCH VI BRITANNIA WOULD NEVER.”

Sometimes I think back to how I’ve been pursued by people in the romantic sense before I met my wife and I’m genuinely surprised by how absolutely creepy about 95% was.

The Dogue de Bordeaux is really invested here.

Oooooh

2026 proving that I am once again too angry to die… yet again.

The Home Team has this like poppy metalcore sounds that really makes me think about Lollipop Chainsaw.

I still can’t understand what this newest generation of college students think using AI to write their essays accomplishes? I don’t really care for any personal checks and balances you have for yourself or the AI or checking citations. You learn nothing from having a bot craft something for you.

Sometimes I think my Instagram algorithm thinks I’m someone I’m not. Like I don’t speak Spanish I just hate a lot of friends I send Spanish stuff to cause they do lol.

I really need this Katekyo Hitman Reborn remake to do numbers.

All my heroes are dead and I’m left standing in the smoking crater of their passing. Even bearing witness to the wreckage, the so called footsteps of giants, that same line keeps repeating in my head againandagainandagain… “…And miles to go before I sleep.”

I will never understand how some people can describe horrible mistreatment by a chef they worked for and in the same breath call them “Bloody Brilliant”. No they’re human excrement who’s status exists on the backs of their employees. Fuck. That.

I think what’s been lost a lot of in the scramble of capitalism and fighting to survive is that I feel like there’s a lot less actual philosophers in trades and fields. Like it’s all good to do something for a paycheck but at some point there’s a lot less people asking the “why?” Of their actions.

My beloved…

It’s weird having a teams meeting with a marketing firm that does ridiculously high profile marketing campaigns.

I think my favorite part of 2025 is that several of my contemporaries (read “friends”) have either left old jobs or bad relationships and I’m really happy to see them growing.

I will throw hands with anyone who says DBZ is a better anime than the original Dragon Ball. DBZ is great, but it literally took everything DB did and just convoluted it beyond belief.

I have two great enemies in this life (other than myself and any higher power that dares to look down on me): 1. Whoever decided to put singular stickers on fruits and vegetables that I get delivered in pounds and cases. 2. The makers of Truff Hot Sauce.

A riff off of Cochinita Pibil for a menu change? Why not.

Me while surveying my yard after a shower.

There’s something so appealing about the UK’s and Irelands certain beige quality of Chinese and asian foods and I’m not sure what it is. Every time I see a “Spice Bag” post my stomach growls.

Ever since o staged at Husk in Nashville once I’ve preferred all my veg stocks (this is court bouillon) to be this clear, especially if it’s a base or for a pick up. I got explain that the way to go was to boil your desired amount of stock and steep the aromatics and veg like tea.

This guy just turned 2!

Say what you want about Warframe being a gooner game. They deliver on all fronts with heirloom skins.

And the tradition continues.

I hate waking up before cold medicine has worn off. It like every physical and mental process I have goes to dialup internet.

I’ve been sick twice in two weeks. 2025 has to fuck with me right at the end huh.

Yeah he looks sweet and dumb until every mail trimming turns into a judo match with a dremel.

Whoops just realized I’ve been driving in silence all week for work.

The little treat in question.

Am I Pavloving customers into buying food by giving them a little treat? Yea. Am I also masking it by calling it an Amuse Bouche? Also yes.

Nothing says Christmas like having to do some early morning tee surgery.

Two shows, that while still dramatizations, that I’ve literally had to stop episodes to process emotions and feelings.

It’s rough trying to watch that show cause it’s almost too accurate, season 1 episode 7 I had to literally turn off my TV for a bit.

All my favorite characters…

I was a simple kid and my favorite characters wore red coats.