The escalators at the UN seem to work fine.

“See you in Valhalla, Brother”

Today of all days let’s not forget that the world’s most prominent leader of Authoritarian Resistance & the defense of democracy is a comedian.

That FUDGE ROUND GUY took Ozempic & shaved his beard

Just a reminder that our current POTUS infamously dined & socialized at Mara Lago with Nick Fuentes (the leader of the Groypers) I prefer Presidents that don’t.

ROBERT REDFORD starred in 2 of the greatest American political films ever made, ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN & THE CANDIDATE. It’s no coincidence these films were made in the 70s. A Golden Age when films could be successful simply by being targeted to thinking adults.

Today I got my FLU SHOT & COVID BOOSTER while I still could. Take that, Dr Brain Worm!!! It’s already been a few hours and so far I’m not detecting any Autism symptoms. I’ll keep y’all posted.

He’s releasing the fabled electric version of his 1982 Nebraska album. I just heard the single ‘Born In The U.S.A.’ (the version originally intended for this album) IT’S INCREDIBLE

Other than that, how did you enjoy your trip to Disney World??

Visit Florida for its beaches but stay for its swollen painful salviary glands

Kalen DeBoer & Arch Manning must be enjoying the hell out of that UNC football game.

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Walz: "It boggles my damn mind that in the midst of a military takeover of our cities, the flaunting of the rule of law, that the press finds the need to talk about, 'Oh, there's a division in the Dem Party.' There's a division in my damn house & we're still married and things are good. That's life"

Walz says Harris "would have been a fantastic president... we wouldn't wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV. We would wake up to an adult w/ compassion & dignity doing the work, not a manchild crying about whatever is wrong with him. May his fat ankles find something today. Petty as hell."

The Nobel Prize committee could do the funniest thing ever this year by awarding BARACK OBAMA his 2nd Nobel Peace Prize.

This masterpiece was released 50 YEARS AGO today.

These Cracker Barrel memes have finally jumped the SHART

BREAKING NEWS: JAMES WOODS has spoken.