BRILLIANT

Snake Oil Salesman

Somebody’s about to get a new Bass boat.

This week, the GOP has officially become the party of Beating Cops & Fucking Children. And they'll continue to protect the men who do both.

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The US delegation to China.

The first honest thing he’s said

SCOTUS, which ordered Alabama to create a second Black opportunity district just 3 years ago, has lifted that order a week before the primary. The Purcell principle says courts shouldn't permit chaos too close to an election—it's now an open question whether there will even be a primary on schedule.

In today’s NBA they call this Load Management

MEMPHIS & NASHVILLE are about to have NO REPRESENTATION in D.C.

At this steady rate of mental and physical decline, I honestly don't think he's going to last until the midterms.

“A Bing A Bong Orangutan Titty”

Also, live your life so you never have to insist “I’m not a pedophile” on 60 Minutes.

I’m old enough to remember all the times Donald Trump joked about Paul Pelosi being attacked by a man with a hammer.

I can’t wait for JAKE TAPPER’S book.

This is great.

“G*ddamn that’s a pretty good F’ing milkshake”- Vincent Vega

I successfully Early Voted in the Shelby County (TN) Democratic primary for County offices. So far my streak of voting in every election I’ve been eligible to vote in since 1982 continues. As of 2026, I’ve never voted for a fascist a$$hole nor their enablers

Beware of a visit from JD Vance.

MAGA-Making Areolas Gigantic Again