jm2k-games.itch.io/pot-politics finally got around to uploading this short fable-like videogame object i made last year!!! you can even play it on your phone!!!

don't understand how online socializing is supposed to work when your primary structure for that is (mostly scheduled) hangouts

dawk26.bandcamp.com/album/folx you have to listen to this

google highest paying fields in 3 years

sorry i cant come in to work today i have to spend 5 consecutive hours watching a film called 'castration movie'

getting into mixology solely so i have an excuse to invite people to hang out at my place (morally questionable)

why does nobody in today's society have space in their heart for a downwardly-mobile former gifted kid with an old soul

Check out my upcoming video game on Steam! My friends are calling it “the best roguelike in the past 5 years.” store.steampowered.com/app/3618850/...

new song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy halloween guys!!!!!!!!!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8qz...

new song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy halloween guys!!!!!!!!!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8qz...

why can you not upload videos on bluesky???

how do people have time to listen to more than a single album a month... do you like, listen to music while doing other stuff or something

llm that scrapes news & summarizes daily. llm that reads my discord servers and summarizes everydays highlights for me. llm that hangs out with my friends for me whenever i cant make it and records audiovideo & creates summary so im always up to date. always up to date

i have the cocktail ordering habit of a richer woman

if you fuck up the same eyeliner wing three times in a row it should be socially acceptable to kill yourself

IS THIS WHAT ITS LIKE IS THIS WHAT ITS GOING TO BE LIKE? IS THIS WHAT ITS LIKE IS THIS WHAT ITS GOING TO BE LIKE?

ohhh you're creatively infertile? uh sorry thats a dealbreaker i want brainchildren

i'm debasing myself for money (applying for jobs)

NOT A PART OF ANYTHING!!!!!! -> I <3 NOT BELONGING <- #1 OUTSIDER

a plant that is very likely a tomato spontaneously started growing in the hibiscus pot on our balcony alongside another tiny mystery plant and is now almost taller than the hibiscus and a) i have no idea how it got there but it's amazing b) i need to figure out how to repot plants hahahaha

check out my girlfriends webcomic!!!!!!!

so um... are there lots of employers looking to hire a girl with a rough exterior but a kind heart beneath it all who's been steadily chipping away at a bachelors degree for 8 years (0 prior work experience)

this white pigeon just tried courting every single female pigeon that walked past but they all flew away immediately 💀 bro got L rizz

ok it was possible plus there is now video footage of me catching the bridal bouquet

i only want to make videogames so i can write schmaltzy songs for emotional conversation cutscenes like with the IV iv I at the end and everything

3 deadly allergies rvery day but they get randomized what youre allergic to

getting into mixology solely bc i'm also getting into cooking and have to do something with the leftover egg whites

as i'm tackling this problem i'm realizing i would probably enjoy and have enjoyed fashion more if my body was not strangely shaped in every way imaginable

this is the easiest kanji to memorize because whenever i see it i immediately think "yo the nothernlion symbol!!"

there's some kind of pattern here

do you people think its possible for me to figure out how to dress well for a wedding if the wedding is in a month and i normally wear band shirts dirty jeans and shoes with literal holes in them? 😬

yeah yeah sure we're in a simulation thats obvious and uninteresting but have you considered we might be the mod test save file

the only way to stop a bad landlord is with a good landlord

update: it no longer works because my half-awake self has now learned how to reliably close the app without getting up & scanning the code

i am using my beam weapon to destabilize and weaken communities

kinda blown away by how good the new car seat headrest songs are

In memory of Hu Ting who, as the very last of my disciples in my first immortal difficulty level Amazing Cultivation Simulator save, has been lying around unconscious without dying for five days. TBC

any movie execs listening? i have an idea: what if there was like, a really smart baby. charasmatic too

guy who doesnt know what music is: this ... is marvelous... it resembles the noises my mother used to make to get me to sleep....

talking to people even less would prolly fix things for me

is "if murder were legal i would murder you" legally a death threat

divination method: listen to music on 1% battery and see what the last word/phrase you hear before your phone dies is

youtu.be/f2zoq2uI0Fc?... FAILED NEPO BABIES RISE UP!!!!

somehow, there's more time in the day if you waste more of it

ive been using an alarm clock that requires me to scan a qr code to turn it off + allows me to use any qr code for this and whenever i'm out commuting and thus about 20km away from my bed and i see a code somewhere i'm always at least a little tempted to set it as my alarm key

death note and the methods of rationality

using english words in german as a german native speaker is cringe but peppering english with german words is sophisticated and has a certain je ne s.... erm ... a *gewisses etwas*

another hard day of work clockin in at the reading half a paper before lunch factory

to whom it may concern (the girl reading this)