dog brain just completely full of hairy butts this morning

my room was getting so messy, i knew the only solution was to schedule a hookup with a guy who can’t host anyway now my room is clean and my beard smells like his hole

i get groped pretty much every time i go out but last night was really extra. grabbing a stranger’s nipples when they’re trying to squeeze past you at a party and not remotely making eye contact is frankly insane behavior

the ugly chairs at my gym haunt my sleep

good morning, I don’t want to get up or work i just want to stay in bed and play with my fat cock #fcf

we need to bring back the concept of “in the closet.” if you’re a white man with a 6-figure job in new york city you are not “dl” you’re just scared

if guys can’t get each other pregnant then why are so many random boys showing up and calling me dad ? checkmate homophobes

some dogs don’t like baths but i do

never ever let the words “you’re too hot for me” come out of your mouth. (or your fingers). even if you’re thinking it. they don’t need to know you think that.

it is so weird when really hairy european guys shave only their pubes

when i tell people i know irl that i’m a dog, even straight people, 9 times out of 10 they just say “yeah that seems right” or “i think i kind of already knew that somehow.” it always feels very affirming when that happens

need to know who this top is

thong and glasses is such a hot combination. love a slutty nerd

men over a certain age really think “hey sexy fucker” is a normal first message to start a conversation

“prefer men with traditional masculine energy” bro just say you’re a bottom this is taking forever

need to put my dick in a furry butt

not this guy hitting me up on sniffies from a funeral

wearing pants I haven’t worn in a long time. last time i wore them my ass was much smaller. long story short it’s been 60 minutes and my balls are in pain.

good morning here’s a fat cock in an old jock (double theme points) #fcf

there’s a difference between “kink-shaming” and not being into what you’re into

amazed to learn some of you have 31 or more jockstraps

morning, here’s a semi #fcf #fatcockfriday

crush kept me up texting 2 hours past my bedtime yesterday. down bad

had to unfollow another hot guy bc he reposted 100 of his own pics in a row. who is that for? who enjoys that?

if you like it then you shoulda put a leash on it

hi #fcf #fatcockfriday

when he turns on read receipts just for you 🤤🔥

need boys in their 20s to stop calling themselves “daddy”

testicle tuesday i guess?

hooked up with a crazy hot guy today who mentioned he also bottomed yesterday. i jokingly asked how I compare and he said “he went to town on me, but you took care of me” 🐕

art

unexpected hookup just now with a really hot guy who had huge balls that smelled amazing. that’s how you make a dog happy

be careful in those street kids, “boy” and “bot” are just one typo apart

“bad at replying” is a lifestyle choice not a genetic defect

it’s a big turn off when guys on the apps call me “sir” in their first message. kink is supposed to be consensual you can’t just decide for both of us that we’re in a dom/sub dynamic

good night

i just want to breed a guy with a hairy ass from behind is that so much to ask

happy #fatcockfriday #fcf

love how lego is embracing the furry community

i started saying “kal el no!” as a joke after watching that reel 30 times in a row with a friend but now i can’t stop

when a guy knows how to flirt and be funny everything is 100x hotter. i just can’t do dour, frowning hookups anymore it’s too depressing

good morning he’s very excited today #fcf

your butts are driving me wild today good job everyone

i’m horny and tired and i want to pound a hairy butt into oblivion then sleep

good morning #testicletuesday

yesterday TWO different fuckbuddies from out of town texted me randomly to say they had a layover in nyc…and they weren’t 3-way compatible…so my only option was to schedule them back to back

a lot of gays would get better results from 3x a week chill all-over workouts than from these weirdly hypertargeted workouts they find online

i hear there’s finally a day on here for appreciating balls #testicletuesday

i hear there’s finally a day on here for appreciating balls #testicletuesday

tfw the guy you really want to have sex with is the primary partner of a guy you really aren’t into who also won’t stop sending you nudes on gr*ndr 🤪