mornimng

good meowning!! yei hewi!! :3

“what radicalized you?” thinking too harb

I PEG AUTOMATONS FOR BREAKFAST

need more epic gamers in my life

me and who

i’ve never starred in a movie with less than a 100% audience score

are we sanewashing the president issuing death threats against members of congress

ender doesnt pay his employees.

are we sanewashing the president issuing death threats against members of congress

i’ve never starred in a movie with less than a 100% audience score

*checks spotify* huh wow there really is porn everywhere

gay

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

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greed isn’t human nature, neither is selfishness, that’s actually the biggest lie that somehow everyone believes

idrc about trump anymore it’s the alt-right internet troll trump 2 i’m thinking about

feel that? that's flibbity jibbity jibber jabber.

so… files huh

HOLY FUCK i woke up to 30+ notifications i thought we were being nuked if i am being shadow banned i post every day tune in for slop

artemis is in her awesome sauce era

let me put it into perspective elon musk having one trillion fucking dollars would be enough for him to rent the US Military for a year thats paying 2 million people a livable wage and arming them with the most advanced weaponry on earth

Are you sure you're not shadowbanned because getting no attention at all for the past few weeks is. Weird.

man i fell off

when trump inevitably decays to death in the oval office they’ll try to deepfake him for the rest of his term and pretend he’s alive 100%

llms are literally just fantasynamegenerator but it can say other things beside Zweelon Xindeldorf

how to go viral if i’m fungus?

elons estranged daughter did nsfw squilliam fancyson drag fucking fire

i’ve only watched two episodes of Pluribus so far but i think i can definitively say that the Hive Mind is a good thing and could never be bad ever

ever see a stranger and immediately fall head over heels in love with them

politics

i don’t believe in magic but im also not about to be proven wrong no im not reading that grimoire

the well dressed life is not worth living -nikola tesla or something

i can read suburban sprawl like tea leaves actually what a waste of land dirty, car dependent, eco hazardous, inefficient, void of community go ahead, drain more wetland for a hundred more million dollar houses so *you* can have a tiny lawn

omg hi new followers

it’s 2025 and “gaming is turning kids into terrorists 😦”

90% of urban planners give up on adding one more lane before fixing traffic forever

dude fuck jbl though this is the second time one of their headphones have just given up on me after only a few years

i’m so glad peoplr like this

plot twists are crazy in things i write because i also didnt know that was going to happen until now

DONT TOUCH MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PORTABLE HELLBOMB HES SENSITIVE

aha dont worry about us regulating the internet, its not like the instantaneous spread of information could tear down the fascists faster than last time

if california can play a role in global politics so can cascadia as one of the richest and most technologically advanced regions of the country we shouldn’t be regarded as the backwater of the west any more

undertale

in this life you’re either a lesbian or not a lesbian

aw dude don’t worry your dick isn’t small, its manageable

have i mentioned im watching The Expanse and i LOVE IT

archer (slur)