NEW VIDEO: After not getting any Splatoon content for the entirety of this month, I think we need to be honest with ourselves: Nintendo has FORGOTTEN about Splatoon... youtu.be/Lm0iqs02GSc

NEW VIDEO: After almost every Nintendo Direct, Nintendo fans are always in one of 2 camps. I wanted to talk about each of them in this video. youtu.be/G045MOmyhek

Ok overall the direct was cool. I'm excited for Mario Galaxy 2, Tomodachi Life, and Metroid Prime 4 but am I the only one who's REALLY being rubbed the wrong way by the DLCs? Like, announcing paid DLC 2 months and -1 month after a game releases? Just put it in the base game??? 😭

NEW VIDEO: Splatoon 3 turns 3 years old in a couple days, can you believe it? From the time of the announcement trailer to the present day, I feel like our opinions of the game have shifted quite a bit. So, I made a video talking about some of those shifts. LINK: youtu.be/lU_wk4tsQC0

NEW VIDEO: It's September, and a Nintendo Direct is on the horizon! Of course, whenever a Direct is imminent, Nintendo fans love to do completely normal things like make summoning circles. So I wanted to poke fun at some of those traditions in this video! LINK: youtu.be/QE9-DIiJDik

NEW VIDEO: 6 years ago, the Inkspedition first debuted and over those 6 years, the series and the crew have grown and evolved. So, on the 6th anniversary of the Inkspedition, I wanted to cover a map that represents the pinnacle of evolution and change. Check it out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-64F...

NEW VIDEO: One of the most infamous mechanics of Mario Kart World are the intermissions and Nintendo just loves making us play them whenever possible. So, I wanted to dive into the reason why Nintendo might love intermissions so much. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kba8...

My toxic trait is brainstorming ideas for a bunch of hypothetical projects KNOWING that I still have ACTUAL projects that still need to be done. I need to get a video finished by tomorrow and instead I'm listening to music thinking, "but what if I made a music montage with one of these songs? 🤔"

I never saw the day I'd be getting into wheelchair basketball as much as I did during this demo but here we are. Drag x Drive is fun as heck but god I can't play more than an hour without my arms and wrists wanting to fall off lol.

NEW VIDEO: A few of you guys wanted us to check out Brinewater Springs, and we did just that! If there's one Inkspedition that you guys should watch this summer, it's this one. NAMELY for something at the end. 👀 youtu.be/Jbmog3Dwjos

Alright, I've cleared my entire schedule in case there's a Nintendo Direct this week... And now that I've done that, there definitely won't be a Nintendo Direct this week.

THE MANTA RAY HAS BEEN SLAIN! Now the question is...is this the last splatfest or are they going for another year?

NEW VIDEO: As you all probably know, the Big Swig is a really ink-efficient weapon. So, in this video, I took that already good efficiency and turned it up to 11! I hope you all enjoy! LINK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBYF...

NEW VIDEO: Now that Mario Kart World's been out for about a month, I made a video comparing Mario Kart World players to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe players. No matter which game you play, you're still bound to have fun...and get screwed over by lightning. Check it out here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTpG...

NEW VIDEO: In this episode of the Inkspedition, we take a look at Urchin Underpass! Urchin has been around since the very beginning and is held in very high regard by the community. So let's take a look at how this map was adapted into Splatoon 3. youtu.be/tS15V5qI0l0

Me: *Uses Splattershot Nova with Respawn Punisher* Nintendo, a couple weeks later: *Buffs the Splattershot Nova* Me: *Uses Squid Beakons with Sub Saver* Nintendo, a couple weeks later: *Adds a map where you can do THIS CRAP??????*

The way my brain immediately thought, "OCTOLING DONKEY KONG?!"

I can understand wanting more notable entries like Diddy Kong in Mario Kart World, but why are we sending strays at PAULINE OF ALL CHARACTERS???? 😭

NEW VIDEO: Last week I made an Honest Ad about the Switch 2, but in it I didn't focus that much on its games. So this week, I wanted to do an Honest Ad specifically on the...interesting game that released alongside it: Mario Kart World! Check it out here: youtu.be/5_oHFFAbftg

How everyone else found out about the Splatoon update: A notification from Nintendo or a Nintendo content creator. How I found out about the Splatoon update:

"Y'know, I wonder if I could play Mario Kart World and the Switch 2 in other languages. It probably won't be the same as Splatoon but-"

NEW VIDEO: With the Switch 2 releasing a couple of days ago, I couldn't help but make an Honest Ad about it. This ad covers some of the Switch 2's cool new features, as well as some of its less...appealing aspects. Check it out here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgCO...

Ok, so when are we getting that banger Mario Kart World OST on Nintendo Music, Nintendo?

THE SWITCH 2 BAG HAS BEEN SECURED AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Ngl, I was in my feelings slowly unplugging my Switch 1 and replacing it with my Switch 2. I'd be a fundamentally different person if it wasn't for that first little tablet.

Imagining a reality where: - Mario Kart World was $70 - The Switch 2 tech demo was free - Key cards didn't have to be a thing I'm still excited to get my Switch 2, but I can only imagine how electric today would feel if some of those negatives hadn't stunted the hype.

NEW VIDEO: The energy you guys gave me worked, and I was able to finish this video today! A lot has happened over the decade that the Splatoon franchise has been around and it has changed my life forever. So I wanted to talk about these things in this video. Check it out here: youtu.be/YRMirtEsiaw

Guys, please lend me all of your energy so I can release this Splatoon 10-year anniversary video on time tomorrow. It's taken me like a week and a half to make this thing from start to finish. I actually originally wanted it out today.😭

NEW VIDEO: It's come to my attention that some of you don't like me stopping enemy teams from playing Splatoon 3 with my respawn punisher builds. So instead, in this video, I'm going to make sure my team is ALWAYS playing Splatoon 3. LINK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JlD...

This month, the Splatoon franchise will turn 10 years old! So, I wanted to make a video comparing the experiences of Splatoon 3 players to those of Splatoon 1 and 2 players. I hope you enjoy! LINK: youtu.be/zijFpx_AB_s

NEW VIDEO: I've done Side Order and all of Splatoon 3's multiplayer modes in other languages, but the one mode that I haven't done is the Return of the Mammalians single-player campaign. So a couple weeks ago, I decided to change that... Check it out here: youtu.be/Nj67wMNKet8

IF NOBODY ELSE GOT ME, I KNOW MY LOCAL GAMESTOP STORE'S GOT ME! I'm still gonna be hunting for the Mario Kart World Bundle, but I'll take what I can get atp. Bless the guy who was taking the preorders of me and like 50 other ppl all by himself while his computer was glitching. 🙏

Welp, there's always Gamestop... 🥺

Where's Bob-Omb Blast Mario Kart World? What about Renegade Roundup? Or maybe Shine Thief? Those battle modes coulda been SO FERAL with 24 players.

MY FIRST WIN SINCE SPLATOWEEN 2023! I WILL NEVER ABANDON YOU AGAIN BIG MAN!😭

NEW VIDEO: It has been a...tumultuous week and a half since the Switch 2 Direct. So I made a video showing the rollercoaster of emotions that Nintendo Fans have gone through during this time period. LINK: youtu.be/OiPUgxeI8qs

You only have your 9th birthday once and today is mine so I'll be doing some Splatoon 3 minigames with YOU to celebrate! 👀 LINK: youtube.com/live/heerLqf...

Gosh, what do you mean I've been doing this for 9 years??? What do you mean I'm coming up on doing YouTube for a decade??? I always thought people were exaggerating when they celebrate their 10-year channel anniversaries. Now I'm starting to see what they mean.

It really wasn't a dream. They really put EVERYBODY behind the wheel in Mario Kart World. No matter how many hands you do or don't have.

How did y'all go from "NINTENDO'S DOING 4K, THEY WIN" to "NINTENDO IS SCAMMING THEIR CONSUMERS" in the 5 hours that I wasn't home? I swear Nintendo is the ultimate monkey's paw of gaming. We finally got a new Mario Kart, but half of us can't even afford to play it. 😢

THE DAY IS FINALLY HERE EVERYONE! TODAY'S THE NINTENDO SWITCH 2 DIRECT! AND I'M UP AT 5:30 AM STREAMING MY REACTION TO IT! LINK: youtube.com/live/0Zma3qd...

NEW VIDEO: I don't like talking about things that are negatively affecting me. But recently, Splatoon has really reached a boiling point with me, and it's starting to affect my work. So, I wanted to talk honestly about my feelings toward the series. Link in the replies...

God- do you ever just start PREEMPTIVELY scripting Nintendo Switch 2 videos out of sheer excitement and the desire to not fall behind after the Direct takes place? 😭

Welp that Nintendo Direct joke already aged terribly- (ignore the typo)

NEW VIDEO: The Nintendo Switch 2 Direct airs in 10 days! So I wanted to make a video showing what the different subgroups of Nintendo fans are expecting from the upcoming presentation. LINK: youtu.be/1PZa2-lCCbE

*Procrastinates during the morning* *Procrastinates during the afternoon* *Scrambles to everything done by 11:59 PM at night* ...yeah I think I'm on team night.

NEW VIDEO: The respawn punishing demon has come to Splatoon 3 and has found a new vessel...the splattershot nova. I brought it into an anarchy battle to see how it would fare. The link is in the replies!

I love it when I have my entire week planned out only to catch a cold and have no energy to do ANYTHING for like half of it. There's never a "good time" to get sick but- come on. 😭

NEW VIDEO: Today, Side Order turns one year old! So I made a video reflecting on all of the wacky things you could do in the campaign and my overall thoughts on it. Link in the replies!

SIDE ORDER ANNIVERSARY TODAY!! To celebrate, I challenged @alphastar716.bsky.social to a Side Order BINGO RACE! 25 challenges per board, let's find out who wins! Video link in the replies! 💛 Thumbnail art by @kuroooishere.bsky.social! #splatoon #sideorder #splatuber #splatoon3

Wanna feel old and decrepit? Then remind yourself that Splatoon 3 was first revealed 4 years ago today.