Looking like he's channeling the Sims Burglar #seattlekraken #hockey #sims

This will be the goalie #firehockey

Considering the Air Hockey. Earth (Field) Hockey, and Water hockey exists, someone needs to create Fire Hockey.

He knows nothing about hockey, he sleeps all the time, and solves all his problems by screaming for someone to come fix it. But Franken Stein is dressed for business, and who could say no 😂

Franken Stein dreams of living in a gravy boat, being carried around by his favourite NHL player #seattlekraken

The moustache got Ebs looking like a Pixar dad #seattlekraken

Apparently Gru is going to be the #SeattleKraken to survive the apocalypse because he has horses? 😂

Goalie Vibes Only

Dealing with CouriersPlease is almost enough to make me wish I hadn't stopped drinking

I love that I won't have my Lego sets by the weekend because apparently AusPost is suddenly unable to redirect my parcel. Even thought this was only noticed because it was sent back by the depot it was redirected to. A depot that my parcel would not have otherwise gone to.

Looking at my $2700 Lego wishlist, and realising that I need some kind of Lego Sugar Daddy #lego

Is there a word for the melancholy feeling that comes with finishing a Lego build? I'm happy it's done, but also sad that I now have nothing to build 😔 #lego

Ordered a cappuccino and somehow ended up with a chai latte. The fact that I enjoyed it more than I think I would've enjoyed the cappuccino makes me assume the person serving me is some kind of wizard who knows my true desires

Wayne Gretzky being referred to as "man in Taylor Swift photo" 💀 😂 #hockey

At any given time, the noise in my head is either Hermes Bureaucrat Song or Ukka-Pekka Luukonen saying his name

Amazingly crunchy, but the condensed cucumber flavour is kinda weird 5/10 #roxyratessnacks

One of the downsides of following a Seattle team, is that now my social media algorithms seem to think I must live there, and send me recommendations for cool eateries in the wrong WA #westralian #australian #seattle

Apparently Peppa Pig hit some hard times

Making other people have to see what goes on in my head, because I don't want to be the only one 😂 #hockey

Had no idea what flavour I was buying when I got these. I don't really like wasabi, and that was the dominant flavour. Overall not bad though. 6/10 #roxyratessnacks

"I thought anchovies were a plant" - Scott

"something about this is very sexual" - my husband's friend talking about Blackjack

Getting lunch in Cairns, and there's Kraken hockey on the TV?! #nhl #krakenhockey #seakraken #nhlaus

Praying for a Kraken win 🙏🏻 #nhl #seattlekrakenvslakings

The Twisties were so bland, and also an unappetising shade of green. They did turn my tongue blue though as promised. The Pepsi Max Electric is pretty good, tasted like berry. Twisties: 3/10 Pepsi: 7/10 #roxyratessnacks

That's 🦑 🏒 👶🏻 #SeaKraken #nhl

Gotta a chair for that one guy always standing there watching everyone else fight #nhl #hockey

#nhl #KrakenHockey #doitforher

Me, minding my own business. My brain, several times a day:

Back in CPA 🥺 #nhl #seattlekraken #turbocomeback

I sneezed and scared away his only brain cell #cat

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you serve a wrap that is open on one end - for the love all that is holy, do not cut it in half #food

I've been to The Canuck Truck a few times, but it's not until I became a hockey fan that I fully appreciated their menuboards 😌 #perth #foodtruck

Iiiit's Kraken hockey time! #nhl #cat

Pregame biscuit making #cats #nhl #hockeycat

I think there's a demon in my house #ithinkshewantsmykidneys #cat

Probably how it feels when there's an own goal

This is Clarence the Duck. Someone gave him to my husband for Christmas. I called Clarence a menace, and now he appears all over our house 😐

Almost #KrackenHockey time again, can't wait to have my blood pressure spike

When it's boring at work so you're telling your coworker about NHL and they start watching highlights #nhl #nhlau

Sometimes for no particular reason, I remember the coworker I had years ago that was telling me we can't see the dark side of the moon because it's where the Third Reich went after WW2. 8am Space Nazi lecture was definitely not on the bingo card that day (or any day tbh)

Shifting hockey culture one player at a time 🫶 Brock McGillis, the first openly gay former pro hockey player, kicked off the U.S. leg of his ‘Culture Shift Tour’ last week, proving real toughness is about standing up & creating change → bit.ly/McGillis021125

Watching a reel where rugby players get given friendship bracelets with their nicknames on it, and now I kinda want to see a @seattlekraken.com version 😂

When you jokingly tell your husband you want a $4,800 game worn jersey and he says if it means that much to you then you should get it @cursedside.bsky.social #nhl #hockey

Who's gonna tell them? Somebody's gotta tell them 😂😂

When there's 2 weeks of no Kraken hockey

That's #krakenhockey 🫠