This account serves a purpose more than humor. I have watched the harm Lady Firewind has caused others for months. This is a reference. A resource. I created this It stands It watches 👀 We surpassed her in followers & engagement Parody is healing I have other projects I’ll be back!

I talk such a big game about being an author and a speech writer, a genius, an intellectual But I don’t know the different between ‘right’ and ‘write’ I’m always telling on myself

“I am a STAUNCH feminist… but you are a dumb bitch” The word feminist is doing a lot of heavy lifting here - Lady Firewind

“I have a degree in physics. I feel like people should listen to me” I have managed to stretch the applications of that bachelor’s degree from an average school into: A medical degree A neuroscience PhD A psychology degree An SLP master’s A mathematics PhD I really am magic 🪄 #ladyfirewind

I should stop lying so much… I called someone a coward when it was me who did the cowering Apparently, I haven’t quite cleaned up my comments enough yet

You know who doesn’t need to constantly mention intellect and intelligence? Actually intelligent people I should really reflect on truly brilliant people throughout history and see how often they needed to validate themselves.

There is no one better at patting themselves on the back than someone desperately trying to appear likeable.

You know how Trump thinks magnets stop working when they get wet? Or that wales have been driven mad by windmills? My “knowledge” is kind of like that. #ladytehilah #ladyfirewind

Here’s the thing about understanding scientific literature, you have to possess the scientific literacy to understand what is being shared. If you don’t have literacy in the subject matter of which you are reading, you won’t understand it. But I’m too ignorant to know this.

“Schizoid is a spectrum of divergence upon which you will find all dissociative conditions, including bipolar, OCD, even PTSD” Fact Check: this is demonstrably false. These conditions are separate in the DSM and not even in the same category of conditions. I have no education or knowledge here

My husband and I are currently having a circle jerk about our social media skills Unironically, we don’t understand that we get blocked, labelled, and banned because we are jaw-flapping, hillbilly bigots Ain’t nobody got time for our shit 💩

Yep it’s definitely BlueSky that’s toxic. 🥴🥴

Imagine being such a mouth breather that you think salsa dancing is too sexy? I need to get me some fucking nasal strips 👃🏻

You know who else thought the dancing at the Super Bowl was too sexy? Laura Loomer 🤡

Parody is not created out of obsession Parody is created as satirical commentary on absurdity … Really, I just told the wrong person that I was going to ruin their life with my “chaos magic” and it fully backfired on me This is the boomerang effect in full force Consider this the haunting 🥸

“BlueSky is so toxic” Also me “I will convert them or they will die mysteriously of natural causes” “The chaos inside me will destroy all of you” “I live inside you now” “I’m weaving horrible things at you” “I wove awful things. Expect them in 5-7 business days” Huh 🤔

“As if it’s my fault that ever other person on this app is insanely stupid and unreasonable” - Lady Firewind “Goddam” I exclaim as my victim mask hits the floor. I pick it up and blow off the flecks of dust and debris. “I need some superglue.”

‘Bigots are people too!’ Might be the craziest argument I have made to excuse my own shite behaviour. #ladyfirewind

I went on a rant today about how I’m being bullied. I have deleted most of the comments I have made where I have threatened other people with disabilities or told them that their disabilities were invalid I think accountability = punching down When there is countless evidence of my doing the same

I’m writing a novel Better than all of the other novels! About a woman - a hero, who never actually steps foot towards to the denouement. Instead she overthrows an entire corrupt government from the comfort of her futon. By yelling at internet strangers to ‘man up’ Compelling, right? 🥴

Bullying is bad. But so is… lying about having medical credential and giving terrible medical advice to strangers online. making racist and bigoted remarks to anyone anywhere. threatening death and cursing people who disagree with me. Onward!

Things I do on the regular: I create backup accounts and then speak about myself in the third person. I chat back and forth between the two accounts to feign having friends. I also send texts to myself and pretend to be strangers giving me praise. Cool girl energy #ladyfirewind #ladytehilah

“Autism isn't a real condition” I speak with the ‘all-knowing’ of someone who lacks the intellect to comprehend just how uninformed and idiotic I truly am. It is remarkable.

“I did a divination session on the volcano, and it didn't help at all” To the shock of no one, I cannot control geological events. Even though “I have no business being this powerful” - Lady Tehilah Firewind

I encourage others to participate in a violent resistance, but I don’t think my vote matters. Just another little hint that I am actually just three republicans in a trench-coat. #ladyfirewind #ladytehilah

I am 100% certain that we will all die in a climate crisis in the next 10 years. I also choose to keep having children despite knowing this. Welcome to Earth, kids! Now, enjoy your imminent fiery demise. #ladytehilah

What crazy things am I up to today? I yelled at someone about the climate crisis. Told them we were all 100% going to die and there’s no hope for us now When asked for proof, I sent articles that I hadn’t read or understood Then loudly soap-boxed about how to “do your own research” 🥴 Lady Tehilah

What have I been up to today? I have blamed mathematics for the reason I don’t understand mathematics I lectured a stranger on psychology and autism having no background or education in either I lied about my husband being a professional athlete Just a normal day for Lady Tehilah #batshit

“I’m a cloud architect” The cloud:

“His musicianship isn't anything to right home about” “I have an IQ of 163” - Lady Tehilah Quick thing: it’s *write* home, you absolute mashed potatoes for brains

I don’t like Bad Bunny Even salsa music is too spicy - Lady Tehilah

“There is no such thing as "an anti-inflammation diet", as in only one kind that fits all.” - Lady Tehilah Fact Check: www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/welln...

I have spent my morning telling actual nurses not to treat patients seeking medical care if they are fascists. I do not work in healthcare. I do not have an oath of practice for my work. I do not understand the weight and responsibilities of these oaths. I am an asshole.

“I hate delusion. It is so stupid, and I almost feel like you have to be stupid to be delusional ¯\_(ツ)_/¯” I am a physicist I work alongside doctors I am a speech writer I am an expert on “neuroautoimmune’ The jokes really do write themselves #iamstupid #iamdelusional

Let’s play a game: Who said it? Me or Trump? “We have the best peace” “Brad Pitt said our peace was the most amazing peace there was.” All of the doll hairs for the correct guess 💁🏻‍♀️

Similarities between me and Trump: 1. I use phrases like “low IQ” 2. I think I’m the most qualified in a conversation 3. I will insult people with the slightest provocation 4. I will lose my temper the second someone disagrees with me 5. I don’t believe in intersectionality 6. I am a transphobe …

If this platform is the town square, then I am the village idiot. 🥴 #mixedmetaphor

“What kind of person just stands around in a town square shouting into the air??” - Lady Tehilah I’m allergic to irony and there’s no treatment.

In a world being run by liars and grifters, it is vitally important to call out those behaviours. If people had done that with Trump, we wouldn’t be here now. That’s why this account exists. To call out a narcissistic bigot who does abject harm to people online with her hateful lunacy. 🫶🏼

So, this one time, I decided to pop in to a conversation being had about racism between members of the Black community I proceeded to tell them all of the ways they were wrong about their lived experiences When checked, I cursed them all with magic Gee I wonder why people genuinely dislike me 🤷🏼‍♀️

I have studied over 500 hours of narcissism content including books by leading experts like Dr. Ramani and Dr. Les Carter, papers from psychologists and neuroscientists, and I can explain the phenomenon of self obsession down to the physics that drives the absorption of chemicals through cell walls.

“Every single cell in the body is necessary, or you don't have a body” Except for: Tonsils Appendix Adenoids Gallbladder Spleen One lung One kidney Prostate Uterus Bladder There is no end to the false statements I can make in a morning! I am outdoing myself today! #striveforbetter

“I am writing autobiographic fiction that will tell the physics of spacetime as a story” Which will be the worst book no one ever reads cover to cover. #ladytehilah

“I am also very sure of the lack of bias and depth of scientific rigor that has gone into my understanding of consciousness and awareness.” Fact Check: I have not spent one second scientifically studying consciousness or awareness. I have no background or education in human sciences. I am biased

Things that I will do with almost zero provocation: 1. Call someone stupid 2. Curse them with “magic” 3. Threaten their lives 4. Call women bitches 5. Lie about my medical status 6. Make up a new job title 7. Brag about my “accomplishments” #narcissist #ladytehilah #crashout

“Unintelligent people are unable to recognize their own unintelligence” I am constantly running up to the point and then missing it all together.

“watch me demonstrate the scientific basis of psychic awareness to a robot” This is so “join my Board of Peace” and I can’t really put my finger on why Perhaps it is the lack of credibility The self proclaimed expertise with nothing to back it up The snake oil salesman energy I should evaluate

One time I harassed an actual attorney on this app Uninvited, I popped into her comments to give her an unfounded medical opinion from my uneducated asshole Anyways, she told me to fuck off, so I threatened her life with magic Then threatened her with legal action A definitely sane thing to do

“You are so unexceptional” I say to myself while brushing my yellowing teeth. The woman in the mirror has become more crone than maiden or mother of late. My greasy slicked down hair smells of sebum and sweat, and I wipe away the crusties from the corners of my mouth. To the internet!

“I hope the world takes out most American male Centennials, honestly. If they're in the military and from America, they're a trash person and the world is better off without them.” - Lady Tehilah, an American But Viva la Revolución and what not #thickasmud #historybuff #ithirstforblood