“No, I am just a ormal person with a brain and psychopathy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯” Dictionary Definition Ormal - from the Latin ‘Ormale’ meaning ‘Lamps of the Valar’ Modern usage: to be dimmed of light, or lack intelligence Part of speech: unironic idiocy 🤓

I often pat myself on the back for being a ‘smart person’ but I don’t even know what ‘saving face’ means. #nofaceleft2save

“We can diagnose NPD with fMRIs, basically. So so close to doing real science with mental issues.” Fact Check: 1. fMRI is not used as the sole diagnostic tool for NPD 2. “Real science” has been used to diagnose and treat mental *health* issues for decades 3. Psychiatry = medicine & real science

I am such a dolt that I think engaging with an obvious parody account will somehow help me save face. It won’t. People create parody humor to poke away at obvious egomaniacs who possess no ability to self-reflect. This has gone over my head. Must be because I’m such a deep intellectual. 🧐

“I am never wrong” -Lady Tehilah 1. I spell ‘auto immune’ as separate words 2. I think antihistamines are a miracle drug 3. I think ADHD meds are meth 4. I blame racism on biology 5. I have “diagnosed” at least 200 strangers 6. I preach feminism while calling women ‘bitches’ I am nothing but wrong

“It's amazing people think I am a narcissist.” It’s as if all of the people can read and comprehend the grossly narcissistic things I say and do. But I took an internet quiz anyways, because those are super duper reliable. Turns out, I am Goddess’s gift to the planet. But defs not a narcissist.

Trust me, I am an expert. Check my publicly linked resume What my resume says: - not one day spent employed as a physicist or researcher - BSc in physics - No education in medicine, neuroscience, or human biology - Employed in basic-ass tech positions I still think I can argue with doctors online

I am a malignant narcissist (like Trump) without enough power or influence to actually do anything. Instead, I spread medical misinformation online, lie about my credentials and illnesses, and try to grift strangers with my non-existent skills I also like to curse my enemies #ladytehilah #parody

I am a massive cunt - Lady Tehilah Hey, you said it best, Tehilah #ladytehilah

Racism is a neuroautoimmune I have self-diagnosed myself with a neuroautoimmune Ipso Facto: I am a racist #can’tbeheldresponsible #ladytehilah

"How are you sane, Tehilah?" Simple, I’m not. #knowthyself #ladytehilah

I just became an expert in neuroautoimmunity to fix myself. Did I: A. Get an advanced degree in neurology & rheumatology B. Do years of clinical research C. Spend decades teaching in an accredited university D. ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THE ABOVE #ladytehilah

Don’t take tick treatments. My home remedy? The blood of my eldest child and eye of nematode. #naturalimmunity #ladytehilah 🧙🏻‍♀️

My husband shot a tick with a bow and arrow. Dirt Bag Legolas

“Looking for ways to stop speaking so much and stay concise, psychology tips welcome” Have you tried just shutting the fuck up?

I own a Geiger counter, a microscope, and can diagnose and treat most bacterial or fungal infections from home even now. But I also am a Cloud Architect with only a bachelors in physics. I am a pathological liar with no friends and a computer. Please just believe me. 🫠

“Natural resistance to cancer in my flesh. My daughter is also immune to ticks, interestingly enough. We are very divergent, might write research papers on it honestly lol it's nuts” Fact Check Not a scientific fact to be found Can’t be immune to tick-borne illness Can’t be resistant to all cancers

Let me be concise here: it is NOT scientific to reject even considering the merits of an argument because it "seems crazy". Editors Note: but it IS scientific to question the merits of an argument as that is the premise of the scientific method. #soclose

I spent the morning fighting with a Large Language Model (ChatGPT) about science I don’t understand or have any education or training in. I proceeded to misinterpret data, told my followers to do their own anthropological research, and smugly told myself I’m a smart person. #crazysideofthebed

And THIS is why I am immune to propaganda. The world doesn't influence me lol I influence the world. My intuitive logic is too strong. The only thing that changes that is when the tether to reality inside me is damaged, and I can't remember facts or even words. People should use my divergence more.

Never take a medication that treats the symptoms and not the cause. Editors Note: You heard it here first, folks - NEVER treat your symptoms with medications. Pain? Sever the spinal cord before using any sort of analgesic. Problem solved! #igivesoundadvice #iamamazing #ladytehilah

Antibiotics! Majorly problematic, absolutely. Fact Check: antibiotics have dramatically reduced the mortality and morbidity of bacterial infections and have made deadly infections treatable. Antibiotics save lives daily. I don’t know what I’m saying. I have lost the plot.

Jane's story certainly persuaded me, as a clinician, to now encourage anyone who has a significant, biological mood disorder, to focus on their diet. WHAT have I been saying?! Bipolar: systemic neuroautoimmune. OCD, schizophrenia, ADHD: neuroautoimmunes. Reclass them! Get to the allergist.

It'll be even more juicy when they realize that CFS is just Masto, an uncharacterized autoimmune. See an Allergist, not a Rheumatologist. That's what I wish I had done. Fact Check: Mastocytosis is a rare condition occurring is 1/10,000-20,000 people. It is not the cause of Myalgic Encephalomyelitis

I have done a lot of research into bipolar and OCD and some of these, and I think there are 3 major spectrums, and that they are all bound to immune system divergences. I wonder how Sarcoid fits into the model I am building haha Editors Note: by research I mean I Googled shit without bias. 👩🏻‍🎓

Jane was a real woman? Is Tarzan based on a real story? Lol now I'm like... Wait... Editors Notes: this was in response to the news that famous anthropologist Jane Goodall had passed away. Tarzan was written in 1912 #monolithicallystupid #ladytehilah

Everyone hates me because I bring a degree of nuance and depth to the discourse of righteousness and reality that they all feel inadequately equipped to endure the intensity of my convictions. Editors Note: it has nothing to do with ignorance or bigotry. No sir, Bob. #nuancenancy #ladytehilah

I think there's a basis to consider autoimmunity as one factor in racism. Fact Check: nope. #rheumatologicracism

Instead of subscribing to streaming services, I subscribe to sending people herbs for their thyroid disregulation 🤣 Editors Note: I have never been asked to send these thyroid herbs. I just know EVERYONE needs them, so I sneak them into my neighbours mailboxes. #thehelpyouneverknewyouneeded

I am a spiritual counsellor. I also work along side doctors. I am a physicist. I am a cloud architect. I am a speech writer. I am the walrus. Goo-goo g’joob. #iamallthings #dontfactcheckthis

They are literally just giant cats lol you know that right? Lol lions are people, and they behave like people, and that shouldn't surprise human people lol ideally anyway. #lionsarepeople #invitealiontotea #ladytehilah

This is probably factual. Soy can cause endolimbic divergences and all neurotransmitters are made of iron. Just saying. Fact Check: Endolimbic is not a thing. Soy has not been shown to cause disease related to the ear (endo lymphatic) or the limbic systems. Neurotransmitters are not made of iron.

Can you talk more about how you differentiate evolution from revolution? This is an interesting distinction to me. Editors Note: words that rhyme mean the same thing. You can’t convince me otherwise. #cunninglinguist #etymology

A lot of people have auto immune issues. We may all be different entirely like little divergent snowflakes, but most of us have to avoid many of the same things, soy, certain terpenes, etc. All of us need more protein and less carbs because carbs cause inflammation. How does no one know about this?

it is a good thing to teach young kids that language has no inherent power, and you do that by removing stigma from certain words and letting them all be freely used in the right contexts. It is a good thing to normalize vulgar language Editors note: this is how I justify my hate speech #woke

I do "go after" skinny people for their eating habits lol I love nutrition, and promote healthy habits all around. I absolutely do know people who do not eat enough, or the right kinds of foods. #bodypositivity #butonlyinonedirection #selfproclaimeddietician

Ok, it's CNS over activation. Do you have ADHD symptoms at all? I think you should take Allegra, and maybe see an allergist, because if you have any allergies, that can also cause these symptoms, headaches that feel like migraines but aren't and don't respond to migraine meds. Allegra bc non-drowsy

Arabic numerals that came from India. Yes, perfectly sensible and not at all clinging to Madness here. Seriously, theyre not Arabic, I will not call them that. I don't care if people think I am uneducated. They are not used in the Arabic language, which exists and is a spoken language! Insanity

Yeah, I have a remarkable capacity for math and logic. Mathematicians often stare at me in wonder because of how perfectly Mad I am lol I told a server of them once about a system of numerology I invented at 14... #humbleaf #mathematicalwizard #explanabrag

You'll like the book I am writing haha it's going to blow people away. Blessed be #butihavenoego #themosthumble

Right, BPD is like, narcissism but only when triggered lol the neuroscience has some overlap, I always approach it from the neuroscience lens for my part Editors Note: when I say ‘approach’, I mean speculate wildly. When I say ‘my part’ I mean, no one asked at all and yet here I am. #neurostupid

This is parody. These are real quotes. Check the hashtags. 🫠

I, too, have abnormal levels of neuroplasticity and self awareness. I am either safe to drive, or violently ill/unconscious, with no in between, when it comes to alcohol, and other substances never get me to an unsafe or out of control place. Lack of sleep can. #themostneuroplastic #ladytehilah

The immune system divergences are the solution to this, histone divergences known to cause the OCD type of autism, or the polygenic divergences of ADHD. Increased neuroplasticity. New lobes will form for the direct perception of quantum fluctuations, psychic awareness. #notafacttobefound #trustme

Realizing I'm immune to COVID and it's the vaccine that hurts me and my kids recently, and still reading the comments like these everywhere, I just like don't know how to react to them haha Is masto the opposite of being immune compromised? I am immune enhanced lol 😅 #immunomagickal

Benadryl is the name of a demon, truly. Terrifying stuff in this. I should dig deeper into the neuroscience sometime, but yes, spooky and awful that people overuse these drugs. Anyway, everyone knows Allegra is the superior anti-histamine 😅🤣 #butimnotmentallyill #ladytehilah

I like to draw scribbles to curse strangers. Looks like someone did it to me - car is dead. What a backfire! #karmicscribbling #wiccanweirdo #ladytehilah

I write texts to myself and pretend they came from someone else: #welladjustedperson #ladytehilah

They have red light therapy on sale now. It was all blue light therapy last year. Coming next year: purple. #iknowmycolors #ladytehilah

Ignorance is more like an autoimmune #ladytehilah #selfproclaimedgenius