I have a thick uncut dick (foreskin rolls back nicely, it’s chewable, etc) but that also means after i pee it keeps dribbling :(

Yes I’m Daddy but sometimes Daddy needs babygirl to put a collar on him and command him around until he’s panting and hard, ready to demolish your hole like never before 🥵

My instinct to go “awoooga” when my bottoms being really sexy is why the goofy disarming guy gets so much ass. They can’t resist big dorks, remember that!

“Welcome darling, Daddy’s been waiting for you~” 🎨 @/quuynart.bsky.social

@/awkn.bsky.social Merry Christmas you horny boys, girls, and NB’s 💕❄️ daddy loves you very much!

Ah shit, it’s beefy Dad time!

I’m such a good boyfriend I just sent a bottom who I’m not official with a video of me dancing shirtless to one of their favorite songs then pumping a load out for their birthday (I’m such a simp oh my god help)

I think my ideal throuple is me, a femboy, and the dom wife who keeps us both in check (but pegs the absolute fuck out of our little bottom)

@/awkn.bsky.social Merry Christmas you horny boys, girls, and NB’s 💕❄️ daddy loves you very much!

Huff on some Dad nuts like a good boy!

One of my bottoms has embraced being a cow so their soft pudgy body in cow print lingerie an a pink cage is the new uniform and holy fuck it activates the bulk brained breeder in me

Ok but what if Vlad dressed up as Krampus and forced bad boys into chastity cages and brutally punched out their assholes with his huge cock before stringing them up and spanking them until they submitted and pledged to be good boys from now on???

If I’m cumming inside you I think it’s only fair that you push that back onto my cock so I can admire my own virility 🫶🏼

I really don’t like when someone plays hard to get after we’ve fucked. Ive had you squirming and begging for my cock whyyyyy are you not replying! After a lil of that I’m ready to block cause I don’t have time for all that lol

And what if I told you that Vlad has a ‘pre-winter’ rut? Biologically required to fill wombs before bulking up and becoming full Dad provider during the coldest time of the year~

Mac and cheese discourse is to distract us that turkey is by far the worst protein for a big thanksgiving meal

Idk simping works for some bottoms. I’ve been obnoxiously dm’ing someone I’m sooo attractive then ran into them last night and introduced myself. He instantly said “omg you’re the dm guy” and he just left my place with 2 loads in his hole 🙏🏼 never give up!!!

Ate a bottom out so well we didn’t even need lube, I was able to slide right in with just some spit 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 I also understand that’s 90% my bottom so props to them

One of my sissy boys sent me a video of him working a (frankly) pathetic little cock and he kept saying my cock was superior and that’s why I’m his real Daddy and omg new kink unlocked. Sending my boys out to inferior males to bully them and send videos back to their Papa 😛

Few things beat looking down to see a bottoms pussy lips clinging sooo tightly to your throbbing cock that it pulls out a little then sinks back in with a wet little squelch once I’m slamming my meat back in balls deep 😛

When a bottom calls their asshole a pussy before I ever do I KNOW we’re gonna have an amazing time. It activates my breeder gooner brain and I WILL be using that pretty pussy to stroke out my fat Daddy cock 😍

“Welcome darling, Daddy’s been waiting for you~” 🎨 @/quuynart.bsky.social

Trick-or-meat! Halloween is my FAVORITE time of year so it only makes sense we get spooky and horny with Daddy Vlad, right? 👨‍🎨@/gaxel.bsky.social

What is it with needy sub boys needing to huff at the pits, balls, and ass of their dom? Cause I’ll also put my foot in your face and walk you like a dog too, if it’s what you gooner little fuckers like 😘

Happy Monday! Who’s hungry for some juicy Dad meat? ✍️ @/luxfoxy.bsky.social

Commission for @bawkdaddy.bsky.social 🪦🦇

A key holder now and it’s SO hot so if any boys or girls need chastity encouragement my DM’s are open 🙏🏼

#NSFW Full Shaded #Commission made for @bawkdaddy.bsky.social

Bat Dad coming in hot for spooky season! Keep an eye out 😈

Anyway bury your face ⬇️ here

Do YOU (🫵🏼) have a needy puffy donut asshole? Well I wanna kiss it

Cat boys….soft slender….bratty and temperamental…….fat wobbly asses on juicy hips and a tight little waist………..long grippable tail and fluffy yankable ears ahhhhh

Happy Friday! Now gimme a snuggle 💕

Anyway bury your face ⬇️ here

Should I start ranting about my toxic dating life here too or just keep that in twitter? Lol

Famous last words

Greeting Daddy at the door with a stiff cocktail, your curvy little body in brand new lingerie, and a riding crop you want him to use on you 🙈💕

So happy I never got into Harry Potter cause now I don’t have to deal with that terf and can hate the whole ordeal 🙏🏼

POV you’re my sissy princess and we’re out at a bar and you’re an insane slutty little outfit but you make me sit in a corner and watch as men approach you….building up my load for when I get to take home alone and show that you’re Daddy’s princess and no one else can have you ❤️

I used a google number for Telegram and I don’t remember it so no more telegram……if we talked on there just DM me sorry lmao

Lovely new piece by @quuynart.bsky.social 🌙💦❣️

I end a lot of messages with “lmao” because: 1. I’m 30 2. I have a fat ass 3. I just be laughing at everything

Man rivals is so fun. Does anyone else play? I wanna geek out about it lol

Idk anytime I see a waist that tapers out to wide hips and a fat ass (regardless of gender)…..breeder brain activated, I can’t help it!

POV you’re a power bottom in heat and use your hubby’s Daddy cock whenever you please: he’s SUCH a man just sniffing at those needy hormones throws him into a rut where he becomes a free use cock for you to use to your hearts content 💕💕

Ok but a femboy poodle who is so bratty and pampered, fucked to an absolute squirting mess by their Papa Bat Vlad….happily collared with a chastity cage that matches Vlad’s cock ring 💕

Does summer time mean bird DILF return??? Perhaps…..

Happy pride month from Bird Daddy Henry 😙💕

You can’t keep doing this to me!!!!!!!!!! (Gooning to it rn, how could u!!)