Gangsta Booty is so bad at this. She's going to mess this up in the funniest way possible, but Bill will probably still need Joey's interference to save him. #BeyondTheGates

An opportunity to be racist could be a grain of sand in an ocean, and this 'man' would still find it.

Vanesslut might finally...finally...be catching on thanks to Joey's 'not going to prison' bit. I won't hold my breath, though. #BeyondTheGates

This Warriors/Lakers feed is atrocious. Fix it, NBC. There were no issues with Rockets/Thunder.

"Roundball Rock" on NBC. Sounds like home.

The biggest problem with watching sports on Fox is that you have to see commercials for all the other Fox programming.

Mariners and Blue Jays fighting for the right to lose 4-1 to the Dodgers in the World Series.

Watching He-Man, eating pizza, drinking Kool-Aid: the version of me from 40 years ago would be so proud.

Gangsta Booty is quite amusing with all this niceness toward Bill: buttering him up for the ultimate fall. #BeyondTheGates

It's going to be so crazy when Deanna shows up...with Doug. #BeyondTheGates

Vanesslut is the worst. Trying to tear down Donnell's memory of Doug so she can absolve herself (and/or feel better about her situation with Joey) is low. #BeyondTheGates

Robb Thomson has blown both of these games.

I was so nervous at the beginning of this game, and especially after we were down 3-0. Suffice to say I'm not nervous annymore. I still want the beatdown to remain in effect for 15 more minutes, though.

Might just be me, but ESPN's transmission (both on TV and streaming) has been trash since they rolled out this app.

Jose Ramirez is going to have a long time to think about how stupid he's been today.

So we're really ingoring the fact that Bill said homunculus on TV? That amused me to no end. #BeyondTheGates

SWV has as many good albums as Xscape has good songs.

Only Syracuse player I ever liked (I'm a UConn fan). May his journey be peaceful and his family be held together with grace and love.

Notre Dame has some savages. A fake punt when you're up 29 in the second half is diabolical.

Doug done went to have an in-person conversation with Charlie...you know, nevermind. #BeyondTheGates

My people...they are starting the show with a "F--- the Gators" chant. It's going to be so live tonight.

Eva! Eva! #BeyondTheGates

Will the third time be the charm, or will Kat finally tell Tomas to kick rocks? #BeyondTheGates

Why in the world is Kat still with a man that she's not into s*xually 'and' is extremely sympathetic to the one woman she can't stand? #BeyondTheGates

Got heeeem! Shanice should run the whole hospital. Period. #BeyondTheGates

So, we all coming back at 6 to post about today's #BeyondTheGates since we had to deal with..."that"...during the regular airing?

We're about to find out how big of an Adele fan Charlie Kirk is, because it's time for him to sing this here...

This. I've been Team Smitty the whole time, but he needs to decide whether he's going to forgive Martin. #BeyondTheGates

Wait: Naomi's Allison's lawyer? If true, way too funny. Only thing is, she backed down from the suit against Bill...so why wouldn't she just do that here? #BeyondTheGates

If there was such a thing as Bluesky Bucks, I'd put a bit down on Ted. #BeyondTheGates

Looked it up since this football game is a blowout. The purple spot is Forest County. According to Wiki, it had a 17.7% Black population as of the 2020 Census.

I'm just going to assume you're too young to have been around for this...

This son of a Taurus agrees.

No one could've convinced me two months ago that I'd feel this way about her, but here we are. I'm no fan of Eva or Leslie, but Kat is insufferable now. #BeyondTheGates

Um, NFL Network?

Jacob told Kat to hit the streets...I can't stop laughing. He might be right, though. #BeyondTheGates

Me seeing a particular name flash on the screen when watching Dark Side of the 90s earlier tonight... (cc: @stillnaima.bsky.social)

Martin, Smitty, Tyrell, Samantha, Naomi, June, Kat, Chelsea, Tomas, Eva, Leslie, Ted, Nicole, Carlton, Anita, Vernon, Leslie's mother...yup. #BeyondTheGates

Going into today's #BeyondTheGates I wonder how Regina's going to react when she finds out who adopted Tyrell (Ron) and Samantha (Cecille). We won't get the answer today, I'm sure...but that's my thought.

Yes.

Unpopular opinion: if I were Smitty, I'd ground Samantha and take her phone for at least two weeks. Probably a month. Playing around like that isn't cool at all. #BeyondTheGates

I would laugh forever if Bill waited a few months, let the whole 'pregnancy' play out, and then said "Hayley, I had a vasectomy". #BeyondTheGates

Sooner or later, one of these "without saying" questions is actually going to have a 'without saying' that is actually the #1 option. Y'all and these "without saying Scott Williams, who was the best Chicago Bull of the 90s" things (no disrespect to the former UNC center).

My answer for this used to always be the Batmobile from whatever movie was the most recent: I'll continue that

I want to say 'play the piano', but my cousin's fiance is literally the best in the world at the fortepiano (as in "look up 'fortepianist' on Google and he shows up") so I'll say play the guitar

Yes

Yup

Y'all couldn't tell me anything if I could fly without wings

The latter, more often than not