We’re headed to DC! Congress: Remove the regime! #news #removetheregime #washingtondc

Watch our reporter Lizzie Presser discuss Tierra Walker's story on @msnowreports.bsky.social: “What I want to be clear about is that this isn’t a bug in these [abortion ban] laws, this is a feature ... Anti-abortion activists have fought hard to keep health exceptions outside of these laws.”

Sedition?! Trump calls for execution of his political enemies. Again. Apparently encouraging law abidement is a problem now. Splendid! #news

You’ll never believe why GoFundMe cancelled it. I STILL HAVE FAITH IN AMERICAN JOURNALISM. #news #funny

Ask and ye shall receive: I’ve created the (conditional!) pledge drive for the first journalist to ask Trump what Bill Clinton’s 🐍 tastes like. Rules laid out in drive (on 🔗🌲). Maybe if we can’t get any journalists to bite (ouch!) we can at least get them to report on THIS. #news #epstein #funny

UPDATE: GFM IS UP! (In my 🔗🌲) I’m doing my part, are you? (Pledge & challenge for a journalist.) #news #epstein

Sandwich Guy NOT GUILTY of Assault w/ A Deli Weapon! Thank you for all your sub-missions. #news #funny #sandwichguy #washingtondc

Subway Sandwich Guy Fed Testimony youtu.be/unfrVS1BP1k

AI-ndrew Cuomo's INSANE Dirty Deleted AI Video #zohranmamdani #andrewcuomo

Changes to Oklahoma’s curriculum rules make it so teachers aren’t supposed to tell students that the Tulsa Race Massacre of 1921 — a defining incident of racial violence in Oklahoma history — was perpetrated by racists. ➡️ Full story: https://propub.li/3WXTkFm

THEY COULDA PAID THIS WHOLE TIME?! Military Now Funded by Anonymous Private Interests. WCGW? #news

Sliwa asks Cuomo if he knows that “no means no” and Cuomo says “I don’t know what he’s saying”…. Yeah, Andrew… that’s kinda the problem? 👀 #nycmayoralrace #zohranmdani #andrewcuomo

According to Cuomo, Zohran has never had a job, but also makes too much money for “subsidized housing” (rent stabilization, not a subsidy) and never shows up to work. Someone get gramps off stage. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social #nycmayoraldebate

Andrew Cuomo calling 34 year old @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social a kid is so JD Vance coded. #nyc #debate

CALL IT OUT: It's Not "Budgetary Twister," It's ILLEGAL #news

Linda McMahon says the shutdown proved the Dept of Education isn’t actually necessary in the most logical of conclusions. #news #breakingnews #funny #satire

Unpopular Opinion: You SHOULD Be Filming Protests, Actually! (And assume you’re being filmed anyway) #news #nokings #history

Shocker! Young Republicans Leaked Telegram Chat Confirms Republicans Are Losers. #news #breakingnews

Frogs in Portland: The Joy (And Power) of Tactical Frivolity. (In other words… @pearlmania500.bsky.social is right.) #news #funny #history

Maxwell House rebranding to “Maxwell Apartment” because more Americans are “opting” to rent and live in apartments than ever before…

FACT CHECK: Does ICE Get Paid During the Shutdown? (Boy, do I have some good news!) #news #governmentshutdown

Informational Autocracy: Authoritarianism Looks Different Now #news #analysis #authoritarianism

ICE Let A vIoLeNt cRiMiNaL Get Away #news #funny #fuckice

FOUND: The missing Alligator Alcatraz detainees (many/most?). **UPDATE: Just got word some are at STEWART DETENTION Center in GA as well. ** Taylor confirmed her clients located at CAMP EAST MONTANA in TX & report seeing AA detainees Pls help spread for those still looking. #news #breakingnews

BREAKING: Sinclair Comes CRAWLING Back To ABC/Kimmel Anyone know how Nexstar’s feeling? #news #breakingnews #funny

We are sensing a theme

I van explain the Stephen Miller “Matador” comment! Hope this helps. 🙂 #news #funny

No, You Do NOT Need To "Reward" Disney/ABC For Kimmel's Return #news #analysis #jimmykimmel #boycott

For Your Consideration: The Woman Who Saved Kimmel (Along With Everyone Else) #news #funny #jimmykimmel #protest @jimmykimmel.com @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social

BREAKING: KIMMEL IS BACK! Well done, everyone. You DO have power. You just have to exercise it. #news #breakingnews #jimmykimmel #disney #abc

Say it ain’t so! Sinclair’s ABC affiliates don’t air Kirk Special even after alllllll that. Was it worth it?! #news #breakingnews #funny #jimmykimmel

Conducted a bug sweep while in DC. (Forgot it was in my drafts) #news #funny #satire

New research shows why appealing to the right’s sense of morality might not work (Spoiler Alert: they already think the left’s values are more moral than their own.) #news #explained #research

BREAKING: Being anti-baddies is verboten now! (Trump Designates "Antifa" A Terrorist Organization...) #news #history #antifa #fascism

Jimmy Kimmel Off Air INDEFINITELY Thanks to MAGA Snowflakes #news #comedy #tv

DOJ Deletes Data on Political Violence, So Here’s Some MORE Research It Would Delete If It Could! #news #research #data

Brian Kilmeade comin in hot with the bright ideas (or should we call it his final solution?) on Fox News, as always. And we’re supposedly the problem? #news #breakingnews

man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger

So… right on right crime?

BREAKING: Third Charlie Kirk suspect in custody (according to Trump). UPDATE: Details released. Tyler Robinson, 22, Utah. #news #breakingnews

BREAKING: Charlie Kirk confirmed dead. #news #breakingnews #storytime #history #today

BREAKING: Charlie Kirk shot. #news #breakingnews #storytime #history #greenscreen

8/21 JD Vance wants you to think he’s the adult in the room (except for when he wants you to know he wasn’t there.) Keep an eye on the narrative/image they’re building for him. #news #explained #history #politics

8/21 NY Appeals Court says “Trump did it, but he’s too poor to pay” (kinda). We can’t “burden” the billionaires! #news #funny #satire

Newsom Press Office Tweets (Part 4!) #news #california #funny #gavinnewsom #donaldtrump

If you’ve ever suspected your smart devices are spying on you, you’re right. Even everyday devices you may not consider "smart" are monitoring you. This is how your data is being collected and sold—and how to protect yourself. nyti.ms/46XPqmm

They’re heeeeeere. (The White House is on TikTok.) #news #breakingnews #funny #satire

Nicole Collier Is a Hero, But Don't Blame Her Dem Colleagues #texas #news #democracy

Texas House Dem Nicole Collier is locked in her chambers until Wednesday because Republicans will not allow her to leave without a personal guard. Party of personal responsibility, individual liberties, and small government my ass. #news #breakingnews #history

Trump “jokes” about cancelling elections with Zelensky. And chickens out after meeting with Putin. Again. #news #breakingnews