We are sensing a theme

I van explain the Stephen Miller “Matador” comment! Hope this helps. 🙂 #news #funny

No, You Do NOT Need To "Reward" Disney/ABC For Kimmel's Return #news #analysis #jimmykimmel #boycott

For Your Consideration: The Woman Who Saved Kimmel (Along With Everyone Else) #news #funny #jimmykimmel #protest @jimmykimmel.com @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social

BREAKING: KIMMEL IS BACK! Well done, everyone. You DO have power. You just have to exercise it. #news #breakingnews #jimmykimmel #disney #abc

Say it ain’t so! Sinclair’s ABC affiliates don’t air Kirk Special even after alllllll that. Was it worth it?! #news #breakingnews #funny #jimmykimmel

Conducted a bug sweep while in DC. (Forgot it was in my drafts) #news #funny #satire

New research shows why appealing to the right’s sense of morality might not work (Spoiler Alert: they already think the left’s values are more moral than their own.) #news #explained #research

BREAKING: Being anti-baddies is verboten now! (Trump Designates "Antifa" A Terrorist Organization...) #news #history #antifa #fascism

Jimmy Kimmel Off Air INDEFINITELY Thanks to MAGA Snowflakes #news #comedy #tv

DOJ Deletes Data on Political Violence, So Here’s Some MORE Research It Would Delete If It Could! #news #research #data

Brian Kilmeade comin in hot with the bright ideas (or should we call it his final solution?) on Fox News, as always. And we’re supposedly the problem? #news #breakingnews

man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger

So… right on right crime?

BREAKING: Third Charlie Kirk suspect in custody (according to Trump). UPDATE: Details released. Tyler Robinson, 22, Utah. #news #breakingnews

BREAKING: Charlie Kirk confirmed dead. #news #breakingnews #storytime #history #today

BREAKING: Charlie Kirk shot. #news #breakingnews #storytime #history #greenscreen

8/21 JD Vance wants you to think he’s the adult in the room (except for when he wants you to know he wasn’t there.) Keep an eye on the narrative/image they’re building for him. #news #explained #history #politics

8/21 NY Appeals Court says “Trump did it, but he’s too poor to pay” (kinda). We can’t “burden” the billionaires! #news #funny #satire

Newsom Press Office Tweets (Part 4!) #news #california #funny #gavinnewsom #donaldtrump

If you’ve ever suspected your smart devices are spying on you, you’re right. Even everyday devices you may not consider "smart" are monitoring you. This is how your data is being collected and sold—and how to protect yourself. nyti.ms/46XPqmm

They’re heeeeeere. (The White House is on TikTok.) #news #breakingnews #funny #satire

Nicole Collier Is a Hero, But Don't Blame Her Dem Colleagues #texas #news #democracy

Texas House Dem Nicole Collier is locked in her chambers until Wednesday because Republicans will not allow her to leave without a personal guard. Party of personal responsibility, individual liberties, and small government my ass. #news #breakingnews #history

Trump “jokes” about cancelling elections with Zelensky. And chickens out after meeting with Putin. Again. #news #breakingnews

Trump Wants to ELIMINATE Mail-In Ballots (It's ALMOST Like Republicans Don't Like Democracy!) #news #breakingnews #politics

Just saw the rest of the Tatiana Martinez event… proud of you all. #news #breakingnews

Newsom's Escalating His Trolling of Trump (and MAGA!) What Dems Can Learn From This #news #funny

The Trump admin wants to do WHAT to Intel?! #news #breakingnews #funny

AI Is Even Making The Experts Dumber (Deskillification) #news #science #tech #ai

A giggle before sleep- Gavin Newsom is trolling Trump. #news #breakingnews #funny

Pentagon Leak: Plan for Military "Quick Reaction Force" (More Martial Law Plans) #news #analysis #history #washington #nationalguard

Grok Got SUSPENDED From It's Own "Free Speech Platform," Twitter?! (Guess Why...) #news #funny #ai #tech

Why Are People Suddenly Being Moved From "Alligator Alcatraz" (Question Answered)

Trump Takes Over DC Police and Deploys National Guard (Still Think Martial Law Can't Happen?) #news #brekaingnews #analysis #washingtondc

Well said, without needing to be _said_. Unrelated trivia: did you know that Alaska’s mountain ranges are almost set up as if natural barriers to protect and insulate each part of the state from any calamity that might befall one area, almost like natural blast walls? Interesting, huh?

The Thing Everyone's MISSING About Trump's "New Census" #news #breakingnews #analysis #history

Trump & Putin are meeting in Alaska for what could be a very productive summit. #news #breakingnews #satire

Good News/Bad News About Trump Sending the Military After Cartels (Which is War, btw) #news #analysis #history

Trump has new numbers! And a chart! #news #snl

Trump Accidentally Makes The Case for Mamdani Win (Calling Cuomo Up to Gossip Like School Girls) #news #nyc

They Removed Part of The Constitution (Including Habeus Corpus) UPDATE: It has now been restored & they are claiming it was a “coding error”. #news #breakingnews

Trump Wants to Treat 14 Year Olds as Adults... (Hasn't He Always?)

if i were a pro-trump financial type i might view the destruction of reliable government data with the kind of anger and apprehension that might lead me to reevaluate my politics, but then if i’m a financial guy throwing my weight behind strongman rule, i’m already too stupid to breathe

I Have An Idea (That Red States Will Hate!)

@PerezBrenna.bsky.social is making a whole hell of a lot of sense here. @marcelias.bsky.social #NewYork #Texas #ReproductiveRights #GunControl #StatesRights www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6ADFKf5/

Et tu, Dunkin?! Eugenics is Trending With Brands...

Who could’ve known that putting a bunch of guys who got rich off romanticizing “disruption” (ie dressing up technofeudalism with “sleek design & a seamless experience”) in charge of our institutions would result in this?

There is no cause worth defending that is this incompatible with humanity. #news #palestine #gaza

Joe Rogan: "Do They Think We're Babies?!" ... Yeah, Joe. #satire #news #politics