NEW ANGLES: Proving Intent to K*** Renee Good (Analysis) #news #minnesota

MORE Big Favors for Big Donors in Big Pharma youtu.be/fYMaI2SIlTI

Congrats to Kkkaroline Leavitt for her first pregnancy (in wedlock)!

Trump allegations in the latest Epstein file release. #news #breakingnews

In the recent @ifbookspod.bsky.social ep on Walter Isaacson’s Elon biography, you falsely claim that Elon did NOT turn off Starlink for areas of Ukraine mid-attack. Ironically taking Elon at his word, despite spending hours excoriating Isaacson for doing the same. @michaelhobbes.bsky.social

FUN FACT While I’m stuck overnight by LAX with an over 14 hour flight delay.

Trump referred to “American born citizens” in his speech. Why?

I Was FINALLY Featured on Fox! So Here's My Roast

Love that as soon as Trump heard “brutal murder” his immediate thought was “yep, must be one of mine!” #robreiner

Trump's Psychopathic Reaction to Reiner Murders #news #breakingnews #robreiner

But Fox News said...

Nationalize the Bailed Out Farms A Bit

Paramount Makes Hostile Bid For WB

Pantone’s 2026 Color of the Year is… WHAT?

I'm Sick of The Defeatists

Tennessee, You're Up! (Today!!) Make us proud!! #aftynbehn

We’re headed to DC! Congress: Remove the regime! #news #removetheregime #washingtondc

Watch our reporter Lizzie Presser discuss Tierra Walker's story on @msnowreports.bsky.social: “What I want to be clear about is that this isn’t a bug in these [abortion ban] laws, this is a feature ... Anti-abortion activists have fought hard to keep health exceptions outside of these laws.”

Sedition?! Trump calls for execution of his political enemies. Again. Apparently encouraging law abidement is a problem now. Splendid! #news

You’ll never believe why GoFundMe cancelled it. I STILL HAVE FAITH IN AMERICAN JOURNALISM. #news #funny

Ask and ye shall receive: I’ve created the (conditional!) pledge drive for the first journalist to ask Trump what Bill Clinton’s 🐍 tastes like. Rules laid out in drive (on 🔗🌲). Maybe if we can’t get any journalists to bite (ouch!) we can at least get them to report on THIS. #news #epstein #funny

UPDATE: GFM IS UP! (In my 🔗🌲) I’m doing my part, are you? (Pledge & challenge for a journalist.) #news #epstein

Sandwich Guy NOT GUILTY of Assault w/ A Deli Weapon! Thank you for all your sub-missions. #news #funny #sandwichguy #washingtondc

Subway Sandwich Guy Fed Testimony youtu.be/unfrVS1BP1k

AI-ndrew Cuomo's INSANE Dirty Deleted AI Video #zohranmamdani #andrewcuomo

Changes to Oklahoma’s curriculum rules make it so teachers aren’t supposed to tell students that the Tulsa Race Massacre of 1921 — a defining incident of racial violence in Oklahoma history — was perpetrated by racists. ➡️ Full story: https://propub.li/3WXTkFm

THEY COULDA PAID THIS WHOLE TIME?! Military Now Funded by Anonymous Private Interests. WCGW? #news

Sliwa asks Cuomo if he knows that “no means no” and Cuomo says “I don’t know what he’s saying”…. Yeah, Andrew… that’s kinda the problem? 👀 #nycmayoralrace #zohranmdani #andrewcuomo

According to Cuomo, Zohran has never had a job, but also makes too much money for “subsidized housing” (rent stabilization, not a subsidy) and never shows up to work. Someone get gramps off stage. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social #nycmayoraldebate

Andrew Cuomo calling 34 year old @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social a kid is so JD Vance coded. #nyc #debate

CALL IT OUT: It's Not "Budgetary Twister," It's ILLEGAL #news

Linda McMahon says the shutdown proved the Dept of Education isn’t actually necessary in the most logical of conclusions. #news #breakingnews #funny #satire

Unpopular Opinion: You SHOULD Be Filming Protests, Actually! (And assume you’re being filmed anyway) #news #nokings #history

Shocker! Young Republicans Leaked Telegram Chat Confirms Republicans Are Losers. #news #breakingnews

Frogs in Portland: The Joy (And Power) of Tactical Frivolity. (In other words… @pearlmania500.bsky.social is right.) #news #funny #history

Maxwell House rebranding to “Maxwell Apartment” because more Americans are “opting” to rent and live in apartments than ever before…

FACT CHECK: Does ICE Get Paid During the Shutdown? (Boy, do I have some good news!) #news #governmentshutdown

Informational Autocracy: Authoritarianism Looks Different Now #news #analysis #authoritarianism

ICE Let A vIoLeNt cRiMiNaL Get Away #news #funny #fuckice

FOUND: The missing Alligator Alcatraz detainees (many/most?). **UPDATE: Just got word some are at STEWART DETENTION Center in GA as well. ** Taylor confirmed her clients located at CAMP EAST MONTANA in TX & report seeing AA detainees Pls help spread for those still looking. #news #breakingnews

BREAKING: Sinclair Comes CRAWLING Back To ABC/Kimmel Anyone know how Nexstar’s feeling? #news #breakingnews #funny

We are sensing a theme

I van explain the Stephen Miller “Matador” comment! Hope this helps. 🙂 #news #funny

No, You Do NOT Need To "Reward" Disney/ABC For Kimmel's Return #news #analysis #jimmykimmel #boycott

For Your Consideration: The Woman Who Saved Kimmel (Along With Everyone Else) #news #funny #jimmykimmel #protest @jimmykimmel.com @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social

BREAKING: KIMMEL IS BACK! Well done, everyone. You DO have power. You just have to exercise it. #news #breakingnews #jimmykimmel #disney #abc

Say it ain’t so! Sinclair’s ABC affiliates don’t air Kirk Special even after alllllll that. Was it worth it?! #news #breakingnews #funny #jimmykimmel

Conducted a bug sweep while in DC. (Forgot it was in my drafts) #news #funny #satire

New research shows why appealing to the right’s sense of morality might not work (Spoiler Alert: they already think the left’s values are more moral than their own.) #news #explained #research

BREAKING: Being anti-baddies is verboten now! (Trump Designates "Antifa" A Terrorist Organization...) #news #history #antifa #fascism