How in the heck is Andy still in this thing??? #DWTS

Remember: Even though the rebels destroyed the Death Star, the Empire not only survived, they nearly destroyed the Rebellion shortly thereafter. Resistance is a long and messy game.

“American Pope” sounds like the title of a Tarantino flick.

@therealbigwall.bsky.social This timeline stinks. 😞

I can’t be the only here wondering where the billions and billions of dollars Trump has impounded are going to end up, can I?

We’re all agreed that even if a Democrat gets elected in 2028 DOGE will burn the place down on their way out the door, right?

I’m halfway convinced Trump thinks the Macdonald Islands is where Big Macs come from.

If this was a comic book, we’d be right at the point where the Avengers show up to save the day.

@therealbigwall.bsky.social I just can’t even with this. AI really might kill us all someday.

@johnknefel.bsky.social What, no $14.88 deal this time??

@therealbigwall.bsky.social He’s basically a supervillain now, so I’ve decided I will refer to him as “Lex Loser” from this point on.

@therealbigwall.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/davi...

@therealbigwall.bsky.social Good god, MAKE IT STOP. 🤦‍♂️

@itsdrewk.bsky.social Welcome to Bluesky! 💪🏼

Elon Musk is the most dangerous man on the planet. That’s it. That’s the post.

Welcome to bluesky; we have rules here: 1. We will never give you up. 2. We will never let you down. 3. We will never run around. 4. We will never desert you.

I’m excited to announce I’ve agreed to a fight with Mike Tyson. The fight will be in my backyard ring. I get to wear steel loaded gloves and Mike is not allowed to move in the ring. PPV date pending. Also, Mike still needs to say yes…

There once was a beast with orange skin Who trashed all the laws just to win. But the court wouldn’t budge And sayeth the judge: “The bastard is guilty as sin.”

The distraught woman broke into tears. All she wanted to do was grieve her fallen son. But because she lost her phone and couldn’t get the code, she was locked out of the room. And mourns only from a distance. It’s about security and the greater good. Or so we’re led to believe. #microfiction

I’m hanging out on Bluesky ‘Cause Twitter is such a pig sty Because of an awful orange guy Who drains his minions bone dry And believes the laws should not apply Leaving all of us to scream: WHY??

“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We are about to enter the darkest corners of the Internet, far from any funny cat photos, graduation videos and Disney movies. You’ve all signed a waiver stating DeepNet Air is not responsible for what may happen in here so…let’s go.”

I was planning to make a fitness documentary, but it never worked out.

I’m not the kind of person desperate to have my words all over the Internet. I speak when I have something to say. I have always felt words should be used purposefully and not be merely thrown around like discarded napkins.

Trump won’t accept reality And it's fine with me 'cause I won’t let him slide. Don't care for him or his foreign bride. Nail him for treason. And a dozen other crimes I'm in an Indictment state of mind

There was a rich man they called Musk, Who bought Twitter for entirely too much. Lashed out and complained ‘Til all that remained. Was an awful and odious husk.