When transphobes are confronted with their president possibly being a pedophile...

All it took was asking to release the Epstein files for Republicans to take a hard pro-human trafficking stance.

TAXES. YOU IDIOTS. THAT'S CALLED TAXES.

Republicans are like dogs -- one starts barking and every other one will start barking, like: "What are we barking at?!" "I don't know; just keep barking!!" Democrats are like cats -- nearly impossible to herd toward one common goal and any disruption will scatter them for miles.

Why would Obama interfere in the 2016 election AND THEN LOSE ?

There is no hatred more petty than standing behind someone in line. You're like "Yeah go ahead and scratch your eyebrow asshole; it's not like everyone's waiting on 𝘺𝘰𝘶."

Remember back in like 1983 when we collectively decided every single song on Supertramp's Breakfast In America album should be a timeless classic hit and no song from any other Supertramp album should ever be heard?

We cared less that Hillary deleted some emails than we care if the Leader of the Free World once fucked children.

The thing the Republicans can't comprehend is we would salt the earth of every Democrat named by Epstein to expose every Republican because unlike Republicans, we don't want those kinds of people running the country.

I love how people are still urging us to call Republican lawmakers about whatever legislation they're pushing through Congress as if our objections are going make them to do anything except masturbate harder.

I don't think this is irony, but it's still a pretty funny coincidence.

So the Supreme Court also ruled that Donald Trump can deport natural-born U.S. citizens, too, because the one thing you'd need to prove that you're a citizen if you were falsely arrested is a trial.

Iran and Israel are definitely at war in the obviously AI video front.

These aged like fine whine.

When you attack someone unprovoked, they are not the enemy; you are the enemy.

The only valid conspiracy is that most conspiracies are created by grifters looking for fools to part from their money. You're not seeing through the bullshit; you're just seeing different bullshit.

Hard to believe enough Android users said "It would be really cool if we disconnected from Bluetooth and our music would just continue playing, but from our pockets, and only randomly and unpredictably, and there should be no way to disable it" that they would decide to make it a feature.

One more way for Republicans to show they hate veterans.

The problem with saying the COVID vaccine caused someone's health problems is that the only way to verify it is eliminating all other possible factors that could have contributed.

I would fundamentally disagree with Tucker Carlson on his choice of where to go for lunch, but god damn did he not absolutely serve Ted Cruz his ass.

Letting AI decide for us what is AI has a very let-Elon-judge-whether-terminating-the-agencied-investigating-him-is-a-conflict-of-interest vibe to it.

Isn't America being dragged into a prolonged Middle East conflict the exact thing Trump would need to declare emergency wartime powers?

Weird how whenever you hear about a politician fatally attacked, it's almost invariably a Democrat and done by a white guy, yet they keep pushing the narrative that Democrats and immigrants are the violent criminals.

So is showing us how much contempt Trump has for disabled veterans part of the parade, orrrr...?

Yeah, Donald, keep arresting disabled vets while forcing active duty to honor you.

🤣🤣 At Trump's "parade." My town has more impressive parades for high school homecoming. 🤣🤣

I guess we're about to find out whose god is more real. 🙄🙄

Since he already sent in the military if Donald Trump arrests Gavin Newsom it could possibly be the most absolute dumbshit coup the world has ever seen.

I feel like this needs to flood Donald and Elon's Twitter accounts until they demand we stop.

Because it's too many words for this format and I didn't want to break it up.

If more of us were this passionate about voting we wouldn't need to be protesting.

We had a small fire and I aimed the nozzle and squeezed and I heard "This is a Class A paper fire." Turns out I accidentally grabbed a fire distinguisher.

Large, loud crowds are the best place to absolutely blow ass and then just be like "Yeah you smell it too? I think it wafted in from over there somewhere."

People are still clinging to the absurd idea that we'll have a legitimate election in a couple years that will vote out most incumbent Republicans, as if the stuff they're doing now is setting up anyone else to ever be in power ever again.

Not everything is "just a distraction" from something else. Sometimes it's just Trump reacting to shit as it happens. He's not a deep thinker; he doesn't plan that far ahead. He's not playing 5D chess; he's watching the pieces hit the floor after he's overturned the board.

Donald Trump ordered National Guard troops to California without the governor's consent, and in response Democrats will think about considering putting out a poll on Monday to determine if harsh words of criticism might adversely impact their electibility.

As far as conspiracy theories go...

Many of the same people who tell you that your perception shapes your reality are also the ones obsessed with simulation theory. If the entirety of reality is nothing more than a simulation, then the simulation is our reality, which renders the entire concept irrelevant.

Elon Musk is so bad at technology he can't reproduce something that already exists.

I saw an ad for a medication called Ebglyss and I was like "What, are we just throwing random letters at a wall now?" Then they pronounced it "Eckless" like it's an Irish name or something.

You can only identify true causation by eliminating all other variables through rigorous testing and study, but the guy who doesn't realize he's being scammed does bring up some very unreliable arguments an unqualified scammer once told him, so who's to say what is right.

Donald Trump is the president America would be helping to overthrow if he were in charge of any other country.

Stores like Walmart and Amazon could raise the price on everything they sell by like a dime and completely offset the cost of their tariffed products without anybody noticing, while smaller businesses that rely heavily on the tariffed products wouldn't be able to compete.

If you are Christian, you will be persecuted. Those who tell you differently are not Christians and we need to stop humoring their heresy. These are not Christians; these are devils in disguise, tricking you to surrender your faith in God's Will for an easy life of worldly pleasures.

A real leader wouldn't accept a $400 million personal plane until every child under his care is able to eat lunch.

How long before RFK Jr. pushes to have "Trump Derangement Syndrome" included in the DSM-5 and to redefine "cyber-bullying" to "laughing at Cybertruck owners"?

In Harry Potter they have Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans, which have a bean for every possible flavor. Which means they 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 have a jelly bean that tastes like human flesh. Which means Bertie Botts 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 know what human flesh tastes like to know that the flavor is accurate.

A conclave is the opposite of a convlex, and I will not elaborate.

I wonder if the first password was literally just the number "1" and then they were like "Okay there should be some ground rules."