People underestimate the Armenian threat to Cambodia’s sovereignty! You’d think they’d be nicer because we’re genocide bros, but nope! #Hunsanity

We’re doing an emergency airlift of all our “Safe to Speak” signs to the US regime, because it’s one thing to repress speech, but ballers repress speech and then say “don’t worry about it, it’s safe, really!” #Cambodia #SafetoSpeakKH #LOLUSA

I mean, comedians forced out because of business threats is kind of bullshit. Where’s the army? The shock troops? The scorpion cannons? Are there even any politicians in exile? Hit me back when you level up, America. #Hunsanity #LOLUSA

@bencollins.bsky.social if you need some perspective from countries that are far more developed on the corruption spectrum, drop me a line! You guys are just catching on to how great it will be for 5-10 of your citizens! #Hunsanity

America might have been leader of the “free” world, but when it comes to oppression, they’re totally playing catch-up lol. #Hunsanity #LeaderOfTheMeWorld #LOLUSA

Whoa whoa whoa. This is straight-up corruption discrimination. I guarantee you that our #CasinoSlaves have better job satisfaction than Amazon delivery drivers. #Hunsanity

I’m sure some people will try to spin it one way or another, but we totally won the ceasefire. #WinWinKH #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

My “get a load of this guy” face is really getting a workout today. I mean, one of my huge defining traits is dishonesty, yet somehow now every Cambodian believes everything I say with like zero corroboration? THAT, my friends and foes, is the true meaning of #Hunsanity. #Cambodia #Thailand

The length of this conflict will be proportional to the perceived size of my giant penis. #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

"Visit Preah Vihear! We Totally Stole It From Thailand!" #CambodiaTourismSlogans

Visit Cambodia! Temples Are More Important Than Humans! #Cambodiatourismslogans #Hunsanity

ALL HAIL LES KHMERES NOUVEAUX #Hunsanity

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😳😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

Luckily my son, Cuck Manet, is the prime minister, because that guy’s really in the shit now! Sucks to be the guy in charge! #Cambodia #Hunsanity

My scientists have calculated the odds of 1,000 motodops beating Thailand in a war, and the odds are honestly better than I thought they’d be, as long as the motodops are all 50 feet tall. #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

Grok how do I trick people into thinking new landmines are actually super old ones deployed by the Khmer Rouge fuck I’m not on twitter anymore #Cambodia #Hunsanity

I’ve got to dial up Zuck to see if we can Facebook our way into making Cambodians believe we can go toe-to-toe with a modern military that’s been fighting in active conflicts this century. #Cambodia #Facebook #Hunsanity

JFC some countries have “guided” missiles? When did those come out? Our rockets only launch if you type out the riff to “Black Magic Woman” on the touch-tone pad, so they might be out of date. #Cambodia

Well that escalated slowly over 100+ years

See? We’re becoming more Americanized every day! #Cambodia #Hunsanity

Womp womp. #Thailand #Hunsanity

This whole Thailand kerfuffle means that that my band, ASEAN Dictators, needs another drummer, AGAIN. Looking back on the OG lineup, it’s hard not blame myself for ignoring the others’ obvious weakness. But I endure, just like the best Beach Boy, Mike Love. #Cambodia #Thailand #AseanDictators

Looking back, there may have been insults that I took as compliments.

AMERICA: “We’re soooo much better than you because of our independent judiciary!” AMERICAN JUDICIARY: “Independence is bad, actually.” Lolololol #hunsanity

Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away. #Hunsanity

They were waaaay better than I thought they’d be. #Hunsanity

In these troubling times, I do want to make sure that I remain committed to supporting Cambodia’s most vulnerable citizens: the stupidly rich. #Cambodia #Thailand

Everyone in the council of ministers is calling Manet’s chair the “cuck chair,” and I have to admit it’s pretty funny. #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

Haha joke’s on you Thailand I’ll just start enslaving Cambodians idgaf 555. #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity #CasinoSlaves

Once again @reaproy.bsky.social is up on his high horse, talking about “oooh casino slaves are illegal.” He’s giving disrespect for my sovereignty. #Cambodia #Casinoslaves

Oh sweet baby Buddha we are well versed in sternly worded letters and we will LEAP at the chance to write one. So much so that we had to have a lottery to pick who should be in the photo! #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

One of these days @rpanh.bsky.social ‘s going to make a sick-ass diorama of me totally demolishing the prime minister of Thailand and it’s going to sweep the Hunnies, which are film awards I will create to celebrate said diorama. The film will be titled “Kick-Ass Cyclops.” #Hunsanity

I don’t know about you guys, but I feel a second act coming on. Could it be? It might be! #Hunsanity

Each of them returns with 1 stone from the temples of Ayutthaya, which we we rebuild inside a shopping mall just for fun. There will be a Starbucks and a Pizza Company inside. #Cambodia #Thailand

What’s that? Is that Hun Sen’s walk-up music? Hide your inexperienced prime ministers! #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

The thing about the USAID cuts that Americans are just starting to get a feel for is that plenty of governments could not give a shit about certain kinds of people dying. #USAID

Oh shit I forgot about how Pailin’s soil is haunted by the ghost of Pol Pot #Cambodia #GhostFarmsKH

Reddit is always home to rational, intelligent discourse. #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

HUN SEN WINS AGAIN! This is what passes for a Thai prime minister nowadays? It’s just too easy. #UncleHunSen #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

Finally news you can trust

Counterpoint: I am the greatest military strategist since Serpentor. #Cambodia #Hunsanity

Live look at my high-level negotiation strategy that has effectively neutered the Thai government. #Thailand #Cambodia #Hunsanity

alternate headline: HUN SEN: NEVER NOT WINNING #Hunsanity

The gig just does not get any better than this. The CPP has stomped on the throats of Cambodians for decades—DECADES—but we are No. 1 compared to Thailand, which has really done nothing but provide amazing tourist overflow and convenient McDonald’s access. #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

But OOPS! I diplomatically cuckolded my son. He only cried a little bit as I gave him some sage advice: “Life be like that, you little pussy. life be like that.” #CuckoldPMKH #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity #ItsReigningManet

HUN SEN WINS AGAIN! This is what passes for a Thai prime minister nowadays? It’s just too easy. #UncleHunSen #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

Anyway, GRRR Thailand! I’m going on my annual Monaco gambling excursion with Thaksin grudgingly this year! GRUDGINGLY! #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

Manet totally did not believe me that folks would get so insanely freaked out about this stupid bullshit. “No, really,” I said. “T-Bone (Thaksin) and I used to do it all the time, and BOTH of us would get richer and more popular LOL!” #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity