Oh shit I’m a lock for the FIFA Peace Prize now for sure. #Hunsanity

Less than two hours lololol sucker-ass buster. #StateoftheUnion #Hunsanity

Didn’t the US have a bunch of gorgeous ladies win gold medals? Why are these toothless Nhiek Bun Chhay-looking sycophants on the screen? It’s like he doesn’t want ratings, or friends, or people to admire his virility. MIND BOGGLING. #StateoftheUnion #Cambodia

7 hours or gtfo you fuckin phony. #StateOfTheUnion #Hunsanity

#Cambodia has yet to field a team in the #WinterOlympics, but we just realized that curling is basically Ice Pétanque, so that’s top of the list. #petanque

A. Ross Dunkley is a piece of shit. B. Why wouldn’t he be MY piece of shit? I’m kind of hurt. #RossDunkleyFuckingSucks #Burma #Hunsanity myanmar-now.org/en/news/ross...

Cool Shit in SEAsia, Ranked 1) Angkor 2) Borobudur 3) Nana Plaza 4) Universal Studios Singapore 5) Genting Highlands 6) That Handsy Bridge, Vietnam 7) Some Old Pots on a Hill, Laos #LOLaos #LaosOL #Hunsanity

HUN SEN WINS ANOTHER ELECTION #Thailand #Hunsanity

Goddamn Rithy Panh is dumping on you! He’s by no means a humorist, yet this regime is turning him into Jerry fucking Seinfeld! Have you seen Panh’s movies? There’s hardly one joke in any of them, but NOW he’s got jokes. So embarrassing for the USA. Smhsmh. #LOLAmerica #S21TheJokingMachine

Holy shit they are so bad at this. THIS IS STRONGMAN 101 JACKASS. If you can’t even get your political opponents ON TRIAL, let alone in jail, what good are you? Is America bad at everything now? Totally at a loss here. #LOLAmerica

Free expression is a human right! Bring your US dollars to Cambodia, where it is Safe to Speak!* #MovetoCambodia #LandofOpportunity #Hunsanity *exceptions apply

I got this text too! I bet he sent it to everyone on his contacts list. Again. #LOLUSA

Omg I’m totally going to send a strongly worded letter to the US Embassy over political prosecutions. LOLOLOLOLOLOL #Cambodia #GlobalLeadership #Hunsanity

Our doors, however, remain WIDE OPEN! Join us in our stable “democracy” where the entire course of government is WHOLLY PREDICTABLE, sometimes decades in advance! Catch the fever (sometimes literally)! #movetoCambodia #Hunsanity #Cambodia

Also, casino slave-labor scam camps being used as military ordnance depots really spoil next year’s Cambodia tourism slogan: Cambodia: Everything Bad’s a Front for Something Worse! #Cambodia #Casinoslaves #Cambodiatourismslogans #Hunsanity

In these times of fake news and eroded media (the Cambodia Daily website now says “all the news without fear OF favor” LOL), we must look for historically trusted, dependable sources on this border conflict. Sources such as *checks notes* the Cambodian government. #Cambodia #Thailand #PostTruth

This is a real problem! Poor people begging outside my weekend villa tell me that their photoshoots are being canceled left and right.

So surprised by Developments! #Cambodia #PrinceGroup #CasinoSlaves

To be fair, tech CEOs are quicker to sell out Cambodians than even I am sometimes! It’s quite a thing to see that they’re equal-opportunity bootlickers! #Hunsanity

People underestimate the Armenian threat to Cambodia’s sovereignty! You’d think they’d be nicer because we’re genocide bros, but nope! #Hunsanity

We’re doing an emergency airlift of all our “Safe to Speak” signs to the US regime, because it’s one thing to repress speech, but ballers repress speech and then say “don’t worry about it, it’s safe, really!” #Cambodia #SafetoSpeakKH #LOLUSA

I mean, comedians forced out because of business threats is kind of bullshit. Where’s the army? The shock troops? The scorpion cannons? Are there even any politicians in exile? Hit me back when you level up, America. #Hunsanity #LOLUSA

@bencollins.bsky.social if you need some perspective from countries that are far more developed on the corruption spectrum, drop me a line! You guys are just catching on to how great it will be for 5-10 of your citizens! #Hunsanity

America might have been leader of the “free” world, but when it comes to oppression, they’re totally playing catch-up lol. #Hunsanity #LeaderOfTheMeWorld #LOLUSA

Whoa whoa whoa. This is straight-up corruption discrimination. I guarantee you that our #CasinoSlaves have better job satisfaction than Amazon delivery drivers. #Hunsanity

I’m sure some people will try to spin it one way or another, but we totally won the ceasefire. #WinWinKH #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

My “get a load of this guy” face is really getting a workout today. I mean, one of my huge defining traits is dishonesty, yet somehow now every Cambodian believes everything I say with like zero corroboration? THAT, my friends and foes, is the true meaning of #Hunsanity. #Cambodia #Thailand

The length of this conflict will be proportional to the perceived size of my giant penis. #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

"Visit Preah Vihear! We Totally Stole It From Thailand!" #CambodiaTourismSlogans

Visit Cambodia! Temples Are More Important Than Humans! #Cambodiatourismslogans #Hunsanity

ALL HAIL LES KHMERES NOUVEAUX #Hunsanity

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😳😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

Luckily my son, Cuck Manet, is the prime minister, because that guy’s really in the shit now! Sucks to be the guy in charge! #Cambodia #Hunsanity

My scientists have calculated the odds of 1,000 motodops beating Thailand in a war, and the odds are honestly better than I thought they’d be, as long as the motodops are all 50 feet tall. #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

Grok how do I trick people into thinking new landmines are actually super old ones deployed by the Khmer Rouge fuck I’m not on twitter anymore #Cambodia #Hunsanity

I’ve got to dial up Zuck to see if we can Facebook our way into making Cambodians believe we can go toe-to-toe with a modern military that’s been fighting in active conflicts this century. #Cambodia #Facebook #Hunsanity

JFC some countries have “guided” missiles? When did those come out? Our rockets only launch if you type out the riff to “Black Magic Woman” on the touch-tone pad, so they might be out of date. #Cambodia

Well that escalated slowly over 100+ years

See? We’re becoming more Americanized every day! #Cambodia #Hunsanity

Womp womp. #Thailand #Hunsanity

This whole Thailand kerfuffle means that that my band, ASEAN Dictators, needs another drummer, AGAIN. Looking back on the OG lineup, it’s hard not blame myself for ignoring the others’ obvious weakness. But I endure, just like the best Beach Boy, Mike Love. #Cambodia #Thailand #AseanDictators

Looking back, there may have been insults that I took as compliments.

AMERICA: “We’re soooo much better than you because of our independent judiciary!” AMERICAN JUDICIARY: “Independence is bad, actually.” Lolololol #hunsanity

Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away. #Hunsanity

They were waaaay better than I thought they’d be. #Hunsanity

In these troubling times, I do want to make sure that I remain committed to supporting Cambodia’s most vulnerable citizens: the stupidly rich. #Cambodia #Thailand

Everyone in the council of ministers is calling Manet’s chair the “cuck chair,” and I have to admit it’s pretty funny. #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

Haha joke’s on you Thailand I’ll just start enslaving Cambodians idgaf 555. #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity #CasinoSlaves

Once again @reaproy.bsky.social is up on his high horse, talking about “oooh casino slaves are illegal.” He’s giving disrespect for my sovereignty. #Cambodia #Casinoslaves