The Mist.

Everyone, please make an effort to tag Mia in Gay Stuff, please.

RUDE

One by one, the features on my kid's owlet have stopped working. Enshittification: now for babies!

I don't believe in phrenology except when I do

This is already on BestBus's wikipedia page

Speakers of American English, Scots Wikipedia is both educational and delightful. sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

If a baker can refuse to make a cake for a gay wedding, I can refuse to perform for a building with a bigoted dipshit's name on it. "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone."

He claims to be Christian, has 5 children and some quantity of grandchildren, and spent Christmas Day sulkposting. Just the smallest, most pathetic man.

Dear Every Match 3 Game: I do not care about the cards. You cannot make me care about the cards.

(Spoilers for Lewdle) Today's answer is That Word. Diabolical.

What a marvelous day

Caught the latest episode of the Shawnaverse and I'm so pumped!

1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it). But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that

Post your favoritr Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

Change one letter, ruin a candy. Milky Wap

Rewatching The Tudors again and have hit the Pilgrimage of Grace episodes 😬😬

Jackass country. I hate it here.

Homestarmy represent

Doing the To Be Or Not To Be soliloquy for 8th grade English class: awry = awe-ree

Thank you, at @iwriteok.bsky.social, for "HOODLEY DOODLEY DOO I'M CHUCK SCHUMER!"

I know the groups aren't at all mutually exclusive, but it sucks that both the MAGA hat and one of the UGA hats are both red. Seeing a red hat from behind is like "Possible friend or definite foe?"

Aw man. I still hear "New Math" in my head when I try to cipher by hand.

I spent some time in the fatosphere and progressive blog space ca. 2009 and it was a great help to me in a time when I was struggling. Each time I see that one has dropped its archive, I see a bittersweet image of my former self waving goodbye.

Music teacher pet peeve: the conflation of louder or a thicker texture with "faster." Brought to you by the 6 month growth spurt/sleep regression and Baby Bop insisting that her performance of Twinkle Twinkle gets faster with each verse.

Deleting the apps so I can meet someone the old-fashioned way (being overtaken by Kobras using the sacred mask and being rescued by the Pumaman. He flies like a moron.)

People don't MMMMBOP BAH DOO BAH DOOOOOO BAH

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.

She said "dada" yesterday ❤️

get rekt fascist scum

She said "mama" today ❤️

Started re-reading "Educated" by Tara Westover and it's so heavy I had to take a break with my comfort novel, "Stormy Weather" by Carl Hiaasen.

i have had Muslims shoot at me and I've had Muslims i met ten minutes earlier throw their bodies in between me and gunfire so perhaps people are individuals and describing Islam as the world's most dangerous death cult is racist as hell esp when Christianity exists

Deleted all my school day alarms for the summer. Noice.

Remove a letter, ruin a movie. Dumb

I first heard her when she did "the secretive life" for the harriet the spy movie. What a shame.

I like to google things I'm doing or interacting with, like I'm creating my own text-based life mukbang. "Mozzarella cheese", "nail trimmers", "nap" etc.

Being the neurotypical partner of an ADHD cardiac patient is no joke. It's even less of a joke when there's a kid involved.

There is a picture of my newborn daughter that, when first taken, I thought looked weird and awkward. The older she gets, the more precious and beautiful that picture looks to me.

"I'm just saying, y'all didn't even look at the underside of that bus before deciding you didn't like it."

If you see this, post a doc

Baby had her weekly night at Grandma's so Mommy and Daddy could sleep, and I have the same feelings I always do: 25% grateful for rest, 75% WHY DO WE RUN PARENTS INTO THE GROUND IN THIS COUNTRY GODDAMMIT

This child is doing Fosse while trying to poop, which would be so much cuter if she weren't also breastfeeding and testing the elasticity of my tit.

Bet your ass I was

I loved her in Pete and Pete and Harriet the Spy. Damn.

The Venn Diagram of people who use the phrase "high IQ" and people who are fucking stupid hasn't been rendered because they won't understand why you wrote all those words in a circle, beta cuck.

Every mama should have the choices I had until recently. Every mama should have the support I have. Every mama should have the access to food, shelter and safety I have. I didn't "work for" this or earn it through my myriad virtues. I'm lucky. I shouldn't have to be.

"Is that smell you or me?" -me to my daughter all day