Researcher: "I'm currently researching a vaccine against incompetence, failure and greed for power!" Assistent: "Great! However, for Conservatives, this is a bit late! Now they became Guardians Of Pedophilies!"

This picture will soon hang in the White House... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj4l...

Still today, a rapist and child molester is ruining the USA, and the LUSAs (Losers) are accepting it! Can you believe that?

She: "Everything that comes near him transforms into his state: Broken!" He: "Does she know that everything transforms into me as soon as it comes near me?"

Captain Carrot What would other people be called if DC (Dumb Center) had created them? Steve Rogers likes donuts. Captain Donut? Billy Batson? Captain Bubblegum?

XiPooh is an asshole! China has no face no honor decency or morals! It's just the sick ass in Asia! Because the regime has no courage to tell the truth, but only to grovel before asshole XiPooh, lawyers and journalists representing innocent people are being imprisoned www.spiegel.de/ausland/chin...

Is Nancy Mace just another name for not sanity and malice? www.dailykos.com/stories/2025... www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

The USA is being terrorized by a toddler, by a toddler. Unbelievable! And the USA is allowing it! www.spiegel.de/ausland/isra...

Republican's strongest man, a wimp! Just a twit, a scoundrel and a loudmouth! Only good for signing decrees that others draft themselves and then present to him! Very useful as a puppet!

Kleiner Giftzwerg und Kindermörder! Little poison dwarf and child murderer!

Once upon a time there were yellow canaries who wanted to be bats... Was it just a colorful costume, pretty feminine, or did the writers know that yellow bats really do exist...? Only purple bats... Sorry, you don't have to believe every batshit you see on TV...

He loaded the gun...

The Gods of the "gods" (superheroes)! Science fictional Superman's "Great Scott"! Could fly from July 1940! Magical Captain Marvel's "Holy Moley"! Share the love of food!

Warum so kompliziert? Benutzt „Tacheographia“, bewährt seit 1678! www.spiegel.de/panorama/bil...

I propose the execution of mentally ill Fox News employees like Brian Kilmeade!

Isn't "douche" spelled differently? Or is it South African slang? Afrikaans?

When I think of America, "Aa" comes to mind, the German word for "poop". I can't help it; I didn't turn the country into a shithole country. It was all of you Americans: Aas (poops)!

Anyone who failed to make it to the "Dic Pic", despite trying, is a "Loser & Sucker"! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Ti... For example Viktor Mihály Orbán...

The 100 S04E03: The Four Horsemen (February 15, 2017) The pendant has Roman numerals: XI, which means 11. If you turn the pendant over: IX, which means 9. How do you know it was 11 and not 9???

Who would have thought...? www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...