Pray for me, I just backhanded a sorted alphabetically and playsetted box of Riftbound and Compendium of Rathe off my desk. They are mixed together.

Y'know what today's SAGE B&R put into context for me? LSS gave the reskinned AB1 to Brute and Guardian because they are NOT AFRAID to just say "No Nullrune this season" and laugh at us. This was no accident. #fabtcg

Just to put forth my my thoughts because I haven't read the article yet, but I like these collectively. I think Shunt going away drops a good portion of DGA without decimating the archetype, while taking out the two big problems in Briar opens the field up enough that we could see softer decks (cnt)

If you can't see it, here they are. #fabtcg

I am awash in theories about Omens of the Third Age. This VERY WELL could give us something truly cursed like a Mystic Wizard or a Lightning Ninja. I, of course, would love it if Enigma or Nuu just randomly sauntered into this set.

Watching June and TaoTao this weekend just TEAR UP Montreal has been an absolute pleasure. #fabtcg

Pissed. Got 5th place because in my last round we drew someone kept interrupting and it drained our time to where I couldn't lock the fatigue on Briar. It was a cut to top 4 That being said, two top 8s in a season is a new record for me, considering that I have never top 8'd a Tier 2 event. #fabtcg

Aw man, at 2-1 on Enigma at this PQ. I got fatigued by a FREAKING IRA.

I HAVE HAD THESE GUYS FOR LESS THAN TEN MINUTES AND I WOULD DIE FOR THEM.

Hey #fabtcg, if I block with only Helm of Safe Haven and have Toughness token effects, does the card Safe Haven adds to the chain get the Toughness bonus?

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I commissioned some art to get new sleeves done and was able to sleeve up just before the armory yesterday. I love them so much #fabtcg

Grouchy teeny orc

Firemind is legal in the Future Sage queue!🔥🧙‍♂️ Raydn is legal in the Future Sage queue!💡⚔️ #fabtcg

We sincerely apologize for our delay in releasing today's episode on Youtube. Clark's working on it! You can still catch the episode now on your favorite audio platform while you wait though. Also, enjoy a slide he just made. #fabtcg Spotify Link: open.spotify.com/episode/1HSY...

I need to get my brain right again for this last PQ.

Legit just had to run a TCGPlayer return because the guy marked it as delivered, then messaged me a month later saying he never got it. The cards came back to me today as "No Mailbox" and regrettably nothing I can do per TCGPlayer rules. Took six weeks to even find out something was wrong.

Y'know getting my first top 8 really took the urgency to perform off me, so I am just gonna Tuffnut.

Today my brain has been stricken with a singular goal: paint more orcs.

I have noticed something. There is a positive correlation between people who like SAGE as a competitive format and people who have lost to their deck as Brute. I think if SAGE is to survive, we as a community need to play more Brute. #fabtcg

I got my first PQ Top 8!

Walk in My Shoes: requested by @nerdcorestream.bsky.social Spend a day in my shoes and you'll enjoy a split base variant of a negroni with tropical vibes. Do you think Lyath would make a good drinking buddy? #fabtcg

I was at the butcher shop, and the woman asked me what I wanted. I pointed at the chicken, could not remember the word and just went "BKOOOOGK" like just TOO LOUDLY for it to not be awkward. I am just gonna not... Exist anymore. I am legit running out of businesses to go to in town.

This looks like a screen from the end of a Mario Olympics game in the best way possible. SHE IS SO EXCITED!!! (tbh I would be the same way if I won an olympic gold medal)

Dear LSS: Can we, in 2027, get a male illusionist and a female, non-demon posessed brute? Signed, A Frustrated Bisexual #fabtcg

I was trying to but I've been consumed by rage that he has a cool tie on for once.

Y'know what I've been thinking about? After all this is over and we get onto the next president, they are going to have a once-in-history chance to completely rebuild the US from the ground up. And I hope they use that chance to bring everyone into a new future together.

Re: TMNT in Magic and Compendium: Do you guys ever think maybe we should, I don't know, just have some fun for once?

I think this may have been my best 24 hours of singles sales.

The Olympics having a poking, a copyright and "do big dicks make peope fly further?" scandal all in the same year is the comedy I needed.

Uh, wut? #fabtcg

I like... Have no idea what to play for my PQs, now that I've found out I legitimately do not own any Felling Swings. Like, at all. Somehow.

Look, the Chandra/Nissa situationship is one of my all time favorite parts of Magic lore and this in and of itself feels like an apology for The War of the Spark.

- Lunar Miror - The first card I had the pleasure to paint for Compendium of Rathe, the new set of @fabtcg.com ! -- To buy print: www.inprnt.com/gallery/asur...

If anyone has Taotao Chu's list, I need to reunite with my beloved Nuu. #fabtcg #callingsamdiego

Here's my SAGE hot takes for #fabtcg: - We won't have a good read on the format's health until at least a year and two community votes. - We are all being excessively lazy with deckbuilding and need to push the format. - A Vote should have happened for PEN, between the 31st and Premier.

NEEEEWWWW ACHIEVEMENT! Booster Pack Blister! You've opened so many booster packs that you've gotten blisters on your hands! Don't you wish you'd spent that alone time masturbating instead? Reward? You get crippling debt and a cardboard addiction!

“I’ve never protested before - but I just watched 4th & 5th grade kids run away from our own government.” 😕🇺🇸💔 (From @crindivisible.bsky.social )

Anyone else feel like PEN is telegraphing the most arcane filled arcane set that ever arcaned for the summer? #fabtcg

Had to read this twice

God help me, I am registering a Runeblade for my first Pro Quest weekend. X.x

Oh how has Compendium been for me? Well, I got my preordered case. Then a second one that I ordered and. COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT showed up and my wife damn near strangled me. I haven't opened it yet. XD

Price check on a Cold Foil The Weakest Link? #fabtcg

I have a wild #fabtcg theory. I think Monarch 3 is going to have: - Revered Light Warrior and Illusionist - Reviled Shadow Brute and Necromancer Revered/Reviled fit so well with Shadow/Light that it'd be another crime to not include it.

Just a short Flesh and Blood video while I’m recovering from major surgery — keeping it light for now. Hope you enjoy ❤️ Thanks again to LSS for sending Silver Age decks to try out! Gamplay coming soon! #fabtcg #SilverAge #CompendiumOfRathe www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNC5...

#fabtcg Come out to the AGE Sage event, it'll be a blast! Sign up here: www.age.events/age-open/NVY...

See I had been enjoying the WPHL games I've caught but SWEET GOD.

"Yeah we won't accept your reasonable accommodation request because its undue hardship on the business." "Well, what is the hardship? Lets chat through this." "Its undue hardship. You can take six weeks unpaid leave though."

"Sent the Torture Video" was not a senate worthy sentence I was expecting today. Soooo.... Can we agree anyone even sort of in the files as not a victim is probably not worth doing anything with but prosecuting?