Oh my GOD my PS5 fucked up on a system update AGAIN and I gotta wipe the fucker AGAIN. I HATE this fucking console lmfao

Got UFC 5 (extremely used for dirt cheap, don't worry, I ain't giving EA any money) and I swear to god if when I boot it, it doesn't go "EEEEE. AYEEEEE. SPORTS. IT'S IN THE GAME." I'm gonna be so mad

Yeah, sure, whatever man, fuck it

YouTube thumbnail of the pastiest, whitest man you’ve ever seen with a title like “The Modern Funny Number Industry Has Collapsed” and it’s got a big 69 in the thumbnail and a menacing looking silhouetted number next to it

Genuinely hate the word “enshittification”

Got a new PS5 game but I’m too lazy to hook up the PS5 lmfao

A colonoscopy for every organ is the platform I will be running on.

Wish we could wash our organs.

This was originally going to be a quippy post about how I could hear the airplane sound effect from Street Fighter II but then I saw this and thought how fucking HORRIFYING would it be if planes flew like birds?

cum is free via balls

Man who wears a condom to bed because he thinks it’ll keep his soul from being stolen while he sleeps

MICHAEL JORDAN STOP GET SOME HELP IS A MCDONALD'S PSA?????????

Ddue I just watched a World Wildlife Fund ad where they sent like 50 planes into the twin towers on 9/11 instead of the two that really happened, we BEEN 9/11 posting, hub?

If I were Disney, I'd re-release Atlantis: The Lost Empire in theaters while pretending it's never been released before, and refuse to pull it until it makes a bunch of money. Fuck it, bring the shitty old McDonald's toys back too. Milo James Thatch moaning on that shit.

I think I gotta get into JJK, looks like it'll make me worse

Lots of really good movies last year but the ones I keep thinking about are Sinners and Chainsaw Man.

I can kinda see how there's so many alcoholic in my family now lmfao

I need a vacation so bad that the Pikachu's Vacation song is blaring in my head

Yeah I think I'm dropping Dissidia already.

Oh shit the batch of SuperStation my order is in is in mass production, and the dock is in mass production too. Hell yeah.

Take my green herb and be HEALED white woman

Okay thanks YouTube

Pissing myself off silly style watching clips of the awful fucking crazy Christian Merlin show as motivation to keep making my own shit that's 3000x better than this garbage

If we end up with Tucker Carlson as President, I'm live streaming blowing my head smoove off

Campbells tomato schloop, possimbillibies

Mega Man Star Force just brings up the "molonsha pls unblock me" event back on Twitter in my head lmfao

My heart rate went so high in my last Dissidia match my watch thought I was working out

Everytime I see an Eyepatch Wolf clip I have to spend 3 minutes reminding myself the eyepatch isn't a bit

chiken breets

I should bring back the Power of the Stussy

I've been getting into boxing a bit after rediscovering Fight Night Champion, to the point I was like, what are the ethical implications of watching people give each other brain damage for profit, is this something I should avoid? Then I read how many boxers are awful people and it evened out.

I know I shouldn’t be surprised but I’m so fucking sore today after that VR boxing game last night lmfao. like weight training soreness. So definitely adopting this into my routine.

Gonna punch everyone calling Invincible Season 4 Episode 4 a filler episode right in the fucking mouth, you have NO idea how it felt to see this plot go nowhere in the comics and how it feels to finally get this fucking arc lmfao.

I love seeing Usenet discussions from the early 90s where they talk and type exactly like they do now.

My vizer is urging me to publicly execute the local hero to ensure loyalty through fear, but I dunno man.

Ocarina of Time fans excited to finally play Ocarina of Time

They want you to forge tthat Ronald McDonald existed but your memories do not lie

beavis and butter

Buffcoat and Beaver

Saw you at the Meat Judging Competition and the results aren't looking very good

BURP TITS ON!!!!!!

Buttpris ON

I just discovered VR boxing and it's awoken something in me

This is why I complete the Ritual once a year to keep Toledo, Ohio from being wiped off the face of the earth www.youtube.com/watch?v=xloV...

She doing that Digital Mind Wave shit on it

At Silver 3 after 25 Ranked matches, last battle was incredibly frustrating with people popping invincibles lmfao.

Naming my daughter Sierra 117