How it feels being born in the 90s and collabing with creators who were born in the 2000s

"Oh, you've been naughty, haven't you? 😏" I say as I spank your ass with this:

Hold your girl, pull her hair so her head tilts back, kiss her neck working your way up to her ear and whisper "Let's start a new campaign in Baldur's Gate 3"

When people show me art of their OC, I sometimes just say: "Oh my god it looks amazing! 💕" When I really mean: "Dude, I want to have raw, disgusting sex with that drawing until I can't walk anymore." It's just easier that way.

All I want is to be a girlboss 💅✨️ But sadly I'm a boy employee

I'm so unbelievably ass at video games and I just want a friend who is just as bad as me, so we can laugh as we both somehow go 1/14/2 in a single match. 😩

"What are you gonna be for Halloween?" Well, hopefully fucked, but most likely I'll be drunk. 🤷‍♀️

Good morning and get the fuck up! Today is the day when you stop being a little shit and grab this morning by the nuts. Make this day and all other days your bitch and make them remember who you are. 👏👏👏

I haven't posted anything here yet, but that's because I want my first post to be something really special and cool. So after I come up with something, I will start posting here. 👏👏