MMMMEEEEERRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY

Hotwheels.... .... ...... .......... More like notwheels KYEK KYEK KYEK *yeets himself out the window*

Whaaat? Meeeee? Nooooo.....*stuffs the fisher price "my first murder knife" into his pouch*

Heres a lil sneak peak at my next project! ;3

Welp....you know what to do

God what a zinger! I mean...its not rly but hey i can be positive dammit

You heard the man...*flops onto his back*...HOP TO!

Maaay or may not be on a bakugan kick rn....

God story of my life lmao jk igkym

So i have been on a MAAAAASSIVE building kick lately. And managed to knock out both of these form flipping bums this week! Thems being the dong zhou providence gundam, and the union flag from gundam 00. Looove these lil shits!

Hint hint

So this big lil prick came in today~ its age of the primes micronuuuuuuuuuuuuuus with his apex armor! Ngl i love this lil shit! Its not often we get a tride and true pretender homage that works this well. Not to mention the alt modes are charming as all fuck! Not often ya see a one wheeled mobile~

Oi! Nerds! Buy my boyfriends art! Tis the season of tricks n treats after all. So fucker treat yo self! Lest ye be tricked!

Ive recently acknowledged that i will nevet shit good...buuuut i can always piss good! :0

Post something random or have an shitty cocktober

Stg retweet this i need to see this ill haunt your dreams if you dont YOU HAVE BEEN WAAAARNED

Uhhhhh idk what to say aside frommmmmm shit yer britches, drink lots, and hug yer mam. Cool? Cool! *fucks off into nothingness*

Heres something noone asked for, its more blokeeeees! Specifically their take on the iconic eva unit 2. Ngl its a pretty solid fuckin thing it is! pushing one heeeelluva an accesory count to. Im talkin multiple hands, guns, a display stand and sooo much more. If ya like evangelion...youll dig this!

Srsly tho pacman world 2 was one of my favorite games on gamecube, so when this was announced i proceeded bottom out my cushies so fucking hard like you wouldnt believe!

BOUTTA GO MUNCH SOME BALLS BIIIAAAAAAATCH

Whaddya want? Top shelf? Okay...gonna warn ya tho...its pretty strong~ *he hands you a rather large glass baby bottle with the words 'el bambino' etched into it*

Welp...i kinda got eager and built all of em. So here we go! From left to right we got sludge (dino mode), shrapnel, metroplex, optimus (which was the chase varient), unicrons head, hot rod, sludge (robot mode, gnaw, and the main muhfugga...blitzwing! Ngl this is my fav blokees wave...no contest @.@

Got some more blokees in muhfuckaaaa

Lets see what you nerds come up with!

This but stroller in a park with dozens of folks baring witness to youre swelling and bulging cushies

Ring ring....ring ring.... *picks it up* heeeeello? ......uh-huh....mhm....iiiii see...yeah for sure...oooookay. ill tell em. *hangs up* Yeah its not a real phone, ish lego

Well this one took a beating. A legacy worth of heavy wettings and 1 booster later....i present my latest kink pillow!

Ngl idk if theres any better feeling than getting changed by your buddies. The teasing, the love and care, and them putting you in a diaper way to thicc to waddle in. Theyll get you crawling cuz they like theyre friends as smol as possible

*flops* i....hate...humans...

Help a fella out yeah? Money can be a boner but also a real life saver at times!

Soooooo the knee joint snapped on the lad....yyyyaaaayyyyy.....

For my one piece fans in the audiance (atleast for those keepin up in the manga) i have but one thing to say....FUCKIN GODDAMN

Look if youre a kanga do me the kindness and lets hang yeah? We can bounce and fill our cushies as we please uwu

Sign knows all, sees all...

Abdl pull-ups Abdl pull-ups Abdl pull-ups Abdl pull-ups Abdl pull-ups

Shidded this purple turd out today! Its shockwave from tf ooooone! Side note it makes me mad flacid that film isnt getting a sequel -.-

Fuuuuuck did they get big @.@

Heh uwu weed loli

Ay do me the solid and go check out my boyfriend @doughboi-liam.bsky.social will ya? The kids an amazing artist!

Fuckin goddamn does this hit @.@

Youre walkong home from work, its late, and the fastest way to your apartment is by taking a short cut through a dimly lit ally. Its mostly empty, with its only inhabitants being trashcans and a lone skunk in a trench coat with an outline of some poofy undergarments.

Fuuuck dawg...weed lolipops dont plaaaayyyyyy

Ya think adulting wouldnt be as hard if people werent just so...whats the word im looking for....people?

Bubblegum scented is crazy

I...NEED....BEEEEEER

I may not have money but if someone draws this concept for me ill give ya some good cuddles n head! Jk but actually tho >///>

Ngl i wish lego would do more stuff like this! Just some kinda polly pocket ass thing that could open up into a room of fun n shit

This fella gets it!

Idk what it is about diapers @.@ but they have this whack af aura to em where whenever i strap in all productivity goes straight down the drain! (In more ways than one heh) i go from adult to mellowed bum in a matter of milliseconds

You may think these bars can hold me....but i can assure you theres not a single prison that can hold me down! *is stuck in the timeout crib*