Four days from now we will be seeing the Podfather on our screens for the first time in 22 years (unless you count his brief cameo during the finale of Heroes vs Healers vs Hustlers). I just hope we don't have to wait another 22 years. #TraitorsUS

I just finished the finale of #StrangerThings. I don't know what else to say other than I liked it, and that I definitely did not cry. Also, I choose to believe. IYKYK

Hey @netflix.com, if you want to hype up Stranger Things, that's fine, but maybe don't outright spoil significant deaths in your trailers. Probably not the best way to attract new viewers.

Home Alone 2 is better than Home Alone. There, I said it. (Although pigeon lady kinda sucks.)

@stephenfishbach.bsky.social Can you explain the Sierra vote out in Tocantins for me? I never understood why you voted her out over Debbie if you knew Sierra was telling the truth and Coach and Debbie were lying. It looked like J.T. was on Coach's side. Did you just go with what he wanted?

Look like little naive me from five months ago inadvertently spoiling who won 49. Whoops. #Survivor49 #Survivor #Survivor50

RIZGOD, THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN. 25 years ago I don't think anyone imagined we'd get to the point where Jeff would say those words. #Survivor #Survivor49

Hold on, are we about to get an all-women Final 3? For the first time since One World? #Survivor #Survivor49

OK Sophi, here's your move: Convince Rizo that he needs to make one more flashy move with the idol so he plays it for you. Vote him out. Complete redemption for the KIP debacle. #Survivor #Survivor49

That it came down to Keanu being wrong for the one millionth time is absolutely perfect. #RHAPMAFIA

The worst thing about this season of The Amazing Race is that the winners were spoiled for me months ago by a random person in someone's Twitch chat, and by the end of episode one I knew the spoiler was right. So to that random jerk who did that to me: I hope you enjoyed the season.🖕 #TAR38

I'm assuming that Sage was assuming her win condition was getting to the end with Sophi and Kristina. Given that Savannah was immune and she believed that Rizzo would be immune, that would make voting out Stephen her only option in order for her to still have a shot at winning. #Survivor49 #Survivor

@stephenfishbach.bsky.social can rest easy now that he is officially not the Stephen who sucks. #Survivor49 #Survivor

I'd like Rizzo's lie of it weren't for KIP. He just gave Sophi the incentive to steal his idol at this next Tribal Council. #Survivor49 #Survivor

I don't want to say that I'm the #1 @robhasapodcast.bsky.social fan, but I'm there's a possibility that I'm not NOT the #1 RHAP fan, so that's good enough for me.

Taylor has competed on three different reality competitions now and was never eliminated from any of them. All she does is make finales. #TAR38

Yall don't think that Paige and Izzy would be crazy enough to get married on the same day they get eliminated from #TheAmazingRace, do you? #TAR38

Does this officially make Sophie S. the Sophie who sucks? Not that she actually sucks, but one of the three Sophies has to be the one who sucks. I think this would make Sophie Clark the Boston Sophie and Sophi Balerdi the Sophi with one B. #Survivor49 #Survivor

It's weird that their setting up Sophi as the swing vote when all indications are that there really isn't even a vote to be swung. #Survivor49 #Survivor

In before the "powerful advantage" turns out to be Safety Without Power", an inherently powerless advantage. #Survivor49 #Survivor

How is it fair to put the team in last on a plane by themselves 45 minutes behind everyone else? #TAR38

Sophie is doing a lot to hype up this Tribal Council. I can't wait to be disappointed. #Survivor49 #Survivor

Survivor Gabon is elite and I'm tired of pretending that it's not. The petty drama and interpersonal conflicts are endlessly entertaining and put to shame everything we've gotten in the last couple of seasons. #Survivor49 #Survivor

Joseph and Adam's reason for U-turning Taylor and Kyland made absolutely no sense. If Taylor and Kyland hadn't been U-turned then they would have been even further ahead of Tucker and Eric. The Abdin's actually gave Tucker and Eric better odds of surviving. #TAR38

I'm pretty sure Parvati won this exact challenge this year.

Player 398 is the Ian Rosenberger of Squid Game The Challenge. #SquidGameTheChallenge #SquidGame

I don't have any problem with a three-hour premiere in a vacuum, but given the size of the cast I do have *one* concern: How many people are we losing in the first episode? 2? 3? More? Things are going to get weird and we all know that the weirder things get the worse it is for Cirie. #Survivor50

I'm happy for Adam and Joseph, I really am, but Heaven forbid we eliminate any of the very physical all guy teams. It's not as though they need any extra help. #TAR38

One of my favorite things to do while watching The Amazing Race is trying to guess what outfit @amikebloomtype.bsky.social is going to wear on the recap, and for this episode there are really only two possibilities: Giant chicken or meat sheath. #TAR38

They just ended two segments in a row with the same cliffhanger. I can abide a lot of BS Survivor throws at us, but I draw the line at wasting our time. #Survivor49 #Survivor

Savannah is not beating the Parvati 2.0 allegations with that performance. #Survivor49 #Survivor

Do they still count as Northern Lights if you really aren't all that northern?

Taylor and Kyland absolutely should have sniped third place while they had the chance. #TAR38

This Romanian travel agent is an all-time Amazing Race NPC. I want him to be my travel agent. #TAR38

Ever since the introduction of Mergatory they've been slowly, SLOWLY, phasing it out, and now it is finally officially dead, cast off to wherever failed Survivor twists go to languish in perpetuity. Mergatory has itself been sent to purgatory. #Survivor49 #Survivor

As cringeworthy as Shannon may have been, no matter what she will never be the Shannon Who Sucks. IYKYK #Survivor49 #Survivor

I've been rewatching Survivor Nicaragua, and I had an epiphany. There's one simple thing that will fix everything wrong with the New Era: The Medallion of Power. These disaster tribes don't need flint. They need the Medallion of Power. #Survivor48 #Survivor

They skipped attempt #69! How dare they. #TAR38

The spirit of Jake lives on in the ocean. #Survivor48 #Survivor

I forgot how compelling a vote with just three people could be, especially with an idol in play. I'm not the biggest fan of how we got here, but I am intrigued by how this might go. #Survivor49 #Survivor

It's also wild to think that we didn't get a Black winner for 22 seasons, and now four of the last five have all been Black, and three of them women, no less. Black women have now won Big Brother more times than they've won Survivor at this point. #BB27

Good to see that Facebook is already melting down over Ashley's win. That's how you know the right person won. #BB27

When I was first introduced to it over ten years ago, I never thought that I'd live to see the day when Project M would be a plot point in a season of Survivor. #Survivor49 #Survivor

Vinny should have had to stab the voodoo dolls. That would have been way more dramatic. #BB27

@kirstensaidwhat.bsky.social finally made it back on Big Brother. #BB27

What is James Gunn doing here? Is he the biggest celebrity to ever appear on Big Brother? It's so jarring to see an actual celebrity. I don't know what to do with it. #BB27

After everything that's happening with Big Brother, the finale for Australian Survivor vs. The World is nothing short of a balm for the soul. It's nice to see that there is still some justice in the world and poetic justice at that. Wrongs have been righted, and wounds are healing. #SurvivorAU

I'm not usually one to comment on people's looks, but Mickey's hairstyle tonight is giving Medusa but in the best way possible. I love it. #BB27

That's at least three times in a row that the person who's station that Julie used in the BBBB went on to win the competition. We've had plenty of Big Brother curses, but is the first Big Brother blessing? #BB27

Ava Pearl better not lose the competition that involves a literal pearl. #BB27