Apologies in advance for the most cursed seasonally appropriate thing I’ve ever drawn. It literally could not have happened to a better dad. #EndwalkerSpoilers

@menphinasscorn.bsky.social My beloved wife. I have a request.

[staring down at his hand, that is presently being gnawed on] Okay.

[staring at nothing, checked out]

boobs

[laying face first in the nice, cool tile. He’s really going through it.]

I don't know how much longer I can deal with this.

[holding a tiny baby in his arm. Who gave him a baby?] So small...

[somehow found himself on the floor]

[staring at his hand. The other one is gone, and he misses it just a little. Nothing he can do about it, though.] Nothing for it other than attempting to retrain the other.

[Laying in bed, barely conscious and in pain. His shoulder ached terribly. He slowly got up to wander the halls.]

[as he stretches, several joints crack LOUDLY, it’s then followed by a long groan of relief] Oh that’s better…

//pov you're just a little hater on your average sinday

@embitteredroyalty.bsky.social Uncle.

//having a chrome extension that makes animalese sounds as i type has been honestly hilarious, especially trying to write spicy things lmfaooooo

//NEW ISP WHO DIS HEEEEHEHEHEHE

//i'm. here between work, uni, and NOT having my meds, I'm kinda all over the place right now :')

//illness.......

//pizza coma...

//sneezed while I was hunched over, popped my entire upper back.... god i'm old

//bottom Zenos That’s it, that’s the tweet Thanks for coming to my ted talk

I think it's underappreciated that this site goes "we know you all came up with your own solution to things we don't have, and now that we have an official version we're working with your solution to combine the two"

I love you more than you'll ever know.

//I was watching a movie and getting really into it but then I got distracted and now have no interest in finishing it...oh this is gonna be difficult, scoob

//first class of uni

//allergies are making me suffer…

[face down on the floor, he’s out cold]

//just a little something to take the edge off…. (It’s koolaid, I think I’m funny)

//forgot how sour and salty umeboshi was

// three day weekeeeend :D

//OKAY, home at a decent time, less tired today than I was yesterday, time for replies

// 🧍‍♂️what did yall do

//replies after work (or possibly on my lunch break) I ran out of time for things before I had to become an ~productive member of society~ or some bullshit

Pizza sounds really good right now. Alas, I am too far from home to get some.

//replies tomorrow, or hopefully before I completely pass out. First day back at work took me out hard

ur oc…. Obsessed w how their partner smells.,,,, send tweet i mean post

[braids his own hair] Hmm. Perhaps this.

//woops… floor time turned into couch time turned into nap time

I’m not getting into the pool. Day ruined. [sad puppy face]

[staring at the pool] Why is it. Milky.

//having floor time right now, go ham I guess 🗡️ for Zenos 🦎 for Aji ♦️for Varis 🧪for Xande ngl.link/prismaticdiv...

//fuck it, we ball

Quite the grasp you have.

Some thoughts I had... This was inspired by a post I saw long ago that Emet-Selch may have experimented on Zenos, and it has something to do with Azem stuff ^^ [ #AlfonxzieArt ]

[He seems to be pleased with watching the chaos sown by Izumi.]

// 🥴idk why i refuse to take a screenshot of the garlean flag I made in my personal house and just keep tping between it, and my fc house to make it all the while going "this dont seem right"

//okay, back from patch hell, time for replies (still have the raid to do, but msq all done. wont be posting spoilers of any kind)

[casts a glamour over himself, now he has short hair] Hm.

[ties his hair back, he’ll keep it up for a while]